第1章 朱棣北伐,我接管了大明?

“shibude,shibudea!”

“为何使不得?”

“yeye,ninzheierbushikengwoma?wodiehaizai,zheishierwoyaoshishangle,wodieshangnaerqu?”

“nidienaliangkuainadaizhequ,laozikanjiantajiufan!”

“ai,chabeierle……”

“滚!”

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于是朱老四怒了!

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拿什么去监国?

suoyihaobuyouyudejiujujuele。

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监国?

拿头去监啊?

“滚回来!”

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“zheigeguonijianyedejian,bujianyedejian,youbudeni,laozihaizhibulenile?”

朱瞻基:ರ_ರ……

jianguobiliangweichang,jianguoqiangmaiqiangmai,meijianguobirenjianguode。

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“zheigedamingchizaoyaochuandaonishoushang,nixiaozinanbuchenghaiyaotoulanyibeizibucheng?”

朱瞻基:“………”

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“yuyishuole,nidieshentibuhao,niyaonulicaishi!”

“嗯,嗯?”

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“混小子,找打!”

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“如朕亲临”

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乾清宫里陷入沉静。

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“滚进来!”

“哎!”

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“爹………”

“嗯!”

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“laoera,dielaole,zuijinyouyaodazhangle,nidageshentiyoubuhao,niyaojixunulia!”

“爹,我………”

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