wobatiantongzazaineijigelaonanrenlianshangdeshipin，xunsushangleresou。
wangyouxunsufenchengleliangpai。
一派是骂我的——
【zheigeluyingyetaimeilimaoleba!wanglaoshikeshiquanzilidedaqianbei，tajingranjiubatiantongzarenjialianshang!haixiangbuxianghunle。】
haiyouyipaishizhichiwode——
【he，shenmedaqianbei，yaowoshuojiushigeweisuonanba，yiqundananrenweizheyigeguniangshuoshenmetiantiantong，wokandedoushenglixingbushile!】
【shide，yaowoshuoluyingzadehao，pingshenmewomennvhaizijiuyaorenqitunsheng?duiyuzheizhongsaoraojiugaiyaoyongganduihuiqu!】
【danwoyougeyiwen，zheiluyingbushiquanzilichulemingdehaopiqime，zenmeturanneimegang?】
wokandaozuihouyitiaoliuyan，lengxiaoyisheng。
woyiqianhaopiqi，shiyinweiwozheigeshibaxiandexiaohuka，zaihaiwanlewoneihunzhangdiedezhaihou，xiangzaodianzanqianzaishanghaimaitaodafangzi。
可现在?
呵。
mingdoumeile，haimaigepidefang。
xiangdaozhei，wozhijieduidadianhuaguolaichizewodejingjirenlenglengkaikou：「daoqianshibukenengde，tamenxiangzhaorenfengshawojiufengshaba。」
shuowanwozhijieguaduandianhua。
woshoushileyifan，huidaojuzupaixi。
wozhengzaipaisheyibujiaozuo《xiaocaodetianxinxiaolajiao》dewunaowangluoxiaotianju，woyandeshiedunver。
qishiwobenshenshibuxiangzaigongzuole。
danxiangzhejintianshiwodezuihouyichangxi，benzhejingyejingshenwohaishidasuanpaiwan。
shaqingqianzuihouyichangxi，shiwozheigeedunvershanlenvzhuzheiduoxiaobaihuayibazhang。
yannvzhudenvyanyuanjiaosunqiqi，shiwozaiquanzilideduijia。
womencongyichudaojiuzhuangxing，meishaosibi，zhibuguohoulaitabangshanglejinzhu，zheicainengyandaolenvzhudeweizhi。
erwoni，haizaijixuyanedunver。
womenzaijiweiqiangejiugewei，wogangyangqishouzhunbeiniantaici，kemeixiangdaosunqiqijiuturankule。
「dui、duibuqi。」zhijiansunqiqileiyanposuo，yilianhaipadikanzhewo，chuchukeliandikaikou，「woxianzaiyikanjianluying，jiuxiangdaotazhiqianbatiantongzazairenjialianshangxiongbabadeyangzi，yingyingyingwo……wohaopaa。」
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