baiyishangshuo,tajiaozhaosishui。
wojuedezheidagaishigejiaming。
bijing,nibunengzhiwangyigetimianjuderen,jinishuotadezhenmingba。
buguanzenyang,baiyishangzongsuanyoumingyouxingle。
zhaosishuijiuzheiyangzaiwojiazhuxialai。
tadeshangbitabiaomianshangkanqilaiyaoyanzhongdeduo,daduoshushihou,tadouzaishuijue。
woduangexiaobandeng,zuozaitapangbian「quanquanfuquanquan]dinianshu。
dengtashizaitingbuxiaqule,jiufuzheetouzuoqilai,zaijiaowoyilianggezi。
henkuaiwomenfaxianyigexinwenti,zhaosishuizheigezhu,shibaichibaizhu。
我娘不干了。
womenguerguamulianggeruonvzi,pingshenmeyangniyigelaoyemen?nichuandaizheimehao,jigeyupeibanzhishenmede,womenchu
quhuandianqianzaijiniyangshang。
zhaosishuishuo,tashenshangzheixiedongxidoudayoulaitou,suibianyiyangnachuqu,dongxishangwudaodediandangxing,xiawutadechoujia
就能杀到我们小院。
bujinruci,zhaosishuihaiqianglieyaoqiu,rangwomenbatadeneishenxueyishaodiao,zaibatashenshangneixiegeyupeibanzhimaizaiyuanzi
里的树根下。
zheixia,xiangdangyushitangzaijinshanshangyaofanle。
niangzaiyuanzilituishimomodouzideshihou,shichangyongyizhongsharenbandexionghenmuguangdingzheneishugen,jihuyaoyongmuguangjiangshugen
凿穿。
aniangxinqingbuhao,liandaiwo,ganshenmedouyaobeima。
badoufunongsuileyixiaokuaiyaobeima,chifanduochileyiweimiyaobeima,jianzhilianhuxidoushicuole。
wozhuomozhe,shangjindongguyibaitian,yaoshizhaosishuizaiwojiazhuyibaitian,woqibushiyaolianzhebeiniangmayibaitian。
这也太可怕了!
tiantianhedoujiangbuxing,haishijitanongdiangutoutangba。haokuaidian,rangtaganjinzou。
yushiwobazijiduoniansizangxialaidetongbanjinshufanchulai,kaishimeitianquzhangtuhujiajizhaosishuimaigutou。
wopazaichuangbian,kanzhaosishuihegutoutang。
tameiyanyikou,wojiuzaixinlijishangyibi;yigetongban。
yigetongbanlianggetongbansangetongban……
dagaishiwodemuguangtaiguozhuozhuo,zhaosishuihelejikouhebuxiaqule,tabawannuokaiyixie,xiaoxinyiyiwendao:「……
要不,你也喝点?」
womengdiantou,yushicouguoquyiqihe。
helejikou,woyehebuxiaqule。taiqitouwenzhaosishui:「nishuozanliangzaizheilihegutoutang,niangzaiyuanzilihedoujiang,
是不是不太好?
赵四水扶额。
于是奇观出现了。
wohenianglianggeruonvziyanggetuoyouping,rizifaneryueguoyuechangliang,jialitiantiandouhegutoutang。
bangeyueguoqu,womozheduzishangxintiedeerliangfeibiao,ruoyousuosi,niangshuodeguoranbucuo,roujiushibidoufuhaochi。
tiantianhegutoutang,yedailaiyixiexinwenti。
zhiqianxiucaitiantianlaiwojiapuzishangmaidoufu,wowuyiweixiucaiduiwoyouyisi。
xianzaihuanwotiantianquzhangtuhujiamairou,taerzizhangdaniugaiyiweiwoduitayouyisile。
jinriqumaitonggu,daniugeduojilewoliangtiaogusui。
woduanzhewan,shibuzhiwei。
zuihoubawanfangxia,shifenyoulvdichaozhaosishuishuo:「wokenengyaojiarenle。
zhaosishuijiadoufudeshouyidou。
yikuaidoufudiaozaizhuozishang,woqiaolexinteng,shenchukuaiziqu,jianqilaichidiaole。
[你要嫁给谁?]
[嫁给大牛哥。」
[…daniugeyoushinawei?
yushiwokaishicongtoujizhaosishuijiang。
wojiangzhangtuhu、jiangxiucai、jiangchunfenglouderuyi、jiangwoqingdouchukaiyoucuransiqudeaiqing。
aniangmianqianwomeihaoyisiku。
dangzhezhaosishuidemian,woshifenmeichuxidikule,wopazaizhuozishangchouye,jihuyaokuyunguoqu。
[wu…….nishuo,ruyizhenjiuneimehaokanma?shibushinanrendouxihuanneikuande?]
qingdaonongshi,wowangjilezhaosishuihaiyouyibahuisharendejian,hunranbatadangchenglexiucai。
woshifendadanzhuazhetadelingzi,bazijicoudaotayanjingqianmianqu,kudao;nihaohaokankan,wonalibururuyile!
你就是不识货!」
kudaozuihou,woxiangqiruyichuandeoufenseshaqun,zaikankanzijidecubuyi,youtizhezhaosishuierduoma:「douguaini,
nibawochiqiongle!nipeiwooufenseshaqun!]
getianwomaitongguhuilai,zhaosishuibeizidiedezhengzhengqiqi,renquebuzaijia。
niangshuoyidazaojiubujianren,dagaishizoule。
我心下大喜。
吃干饭的终于走了!
wobazhaosishuiyongguodebeizinaqujingbianxi,yibianxi,youjuedechouchang。
zhaosishuihualewoneimeduotongban,zenmenengbugaoerbie。
小没良心的。
wohuiyuanzilimeizimeiweinianleyihuishu,youjigeziburenshi,haoqi,yaoshizhaosishuizaijiuhaole。
tazoule,yihouwoqunaliwenzi。
早知道就不该救他!
woyibianma,yibianquyuanzilituishimo。
niangzaiwulidashengma:「youbinga!dawanshangtuimo,rangburangrenshuijue!」
wochaoshimohenhenyichuai,chuaidewojiaoteng。
youbing,jiushiyoubing,douguaizhaosishui!
我看他才是有病!
zheiyangmazhe,yuanmengazhiyixiang。
yigeshouzhangrenyingzoujinlai,zhengshizhaosishui,tashoushangtizhegebaoguo。
wohuanhuyishengbaozhejiaodantuitiaoguoqu。
[你回来啦!]
fuyouchazheyaomadao:「nihaizhidaohuilai!]
zhaosishuidao:「buhuilai,panimawoyoubing。」
可不是,就是有病!
wozaixinliyoumaletayizhen,pingfuxiaxinqing,wen:「niqunale?]
[woquchunfenglouqiaoruyile。]
阿?
youbing,youbingyoubingyoubingyoubing!!!
woqigugujiuyaobaozhetuiwanghuitiao,zhaosishuiquelangshengxiaoqilai。
taniuzhewodeshuangbeijiangwozhuanhuiqu,youbashoulidebaoguosaiguolai,shunshouzaiwotoushangrouleyiba。
woquqiaoruyile,xiucaiyanxia,ng..…zhaowokan,ruyihaimeiyouniyibanhaokan。re,niyaodeoufenseshaqun,ji
你买回来了。」
wodaidaibaozhehuailidebaoguo,zhijueerbianhongranyixiang。
那是我的心跳。
xiaoshuo《wojianhuiyigehunshenxuelinlindenanren》disanzhangshidujieshu。