第三章

baiyishangshuo,tajiaozhaosishui。

wojuedezheidagaishigejiaming。

bijing,nibunengzhiwangyigetimianjuderen,jinishuotadezhenmingba。

buguanzenyang,baiyishangzongsuanyoumingyouxingle。

zhaosishuijiuzheiyangzaiwojiazhuxialai。

tadeshangbitabiaomianshangkanqilaiyaoyanzhongdeduo,daduoshushihou,tadouzaishuijue。

woduangexiaobandeng,zuozaitapangbian「quanquanfuquanquan]dinianshu。

dengtashizaitingbuxiaqule,jiufuzheetouzuoqilai,zaijiaowoyilianggezi。

henkuaiwomenfaxianyigexinwenti,zhaosishuizheigezhu,shibaichibaizhu。

我娘不干了。

womenguerguamulianggeruonvzi,pingshenmeyangniyigelaoyemen?nichuandaizheimehao,jigeyupeibanzhishenmede,womenchu

quhuandianqianzaijiniyangshang。

zhaosishuishuo,tashenshangzheixiedongxidoudayoulaitou,suibianyiyangnachuqu,dongxishangwudaodediandangxing,xiawutadechoujia

就能杀到我们小院。

bujinruci,zhaosishuihaiqianglieyaoqiu,rangwomenbatadeneishenxueyishaodiao,zaibatashenshangneixiegeyupeibanzhimaizaiyuanzi

里的树根下。

zheixia,xiangdangyushitangzaijinshanshangyaofanle。

niangzaiyuanzilituishimomodouzideshihou,shichangyongyizhongsharenbandexionghenmuguangdingzheneishugen,jihuyaoyongmuguangjiangshugen

凿穿。

aniangxinqingbuhao,liandaiwo,ganshenmedouyaobeima。

badoufunongsuileyixiaokuaiyaobeima,chifanduochileyiweimiyaobeima,jianzhilianhuxidoushicuole。

wozhuomozhe,shangjindongguyibaitian,yaoshizhaosishuizaiwojiazhuyibaitian,woqibushiyaolianzhebeiniangmayibaitian。

这也太可怕了!

tiantianhedoujiangbuxing,haishijitanongdiangutoutangba。haokuaidian,rangtaganjinzou。

yushiwobazijiduoniansizangxialaidetongbanjinshufanchulai,kaishimeitianquzhangtuhujiajizhaosishuimaigutou。

wopazaichuangbian,kanzhaosishuihegutoutang。

tameiyanyikou,wojiuzaixinlijishangyibi;yigetongban。

yigetongbanlianggetongbansangetongban……

dagaishiwodemuguangtaiguozhuozhuo,zhaosishuihelejikouhebuxiaqule,tabawannuokaiyixie,xiaoxinyiyiwendao:「……

要不,你也喝点?」

womengdiantou,yushicouguoquyiqihe。

helejikou,woyehebuxiaqule。taiqitouwenzhaosishui:「nishuozanliangzaizheilihegutoutang,niangzaiyuanzilihedoujiang,

是不是不太好?

赵四水扶额。

于是奇观出现了。

wohenianglianggeruonvziyanggetuoyouping,rizifaneryueguoyuechangliang,jialitiantiandouhegutoutang。

bangeyueguoqu,womozheduzishangxintiedeerliangfeibiao,ruoyousuosi,niangshuodeguoranbucuo,roujiushibidoufuhaochi。

tiantianhegutoutang,yedailaiyixiexinwenti。

zhiqianxiucaitiantianlaiwojiapuzishangmaidoufu,wowuyiweixiucaiduiwoyouyisi。

xianzaihuanwotiantianquzhangtuhujiamairou,taerzizhangdaniugaiyiweiwoduitayouyisile。

jinriqumaitonggu,daniugeduojilewoliangtiaogusui。

woduanzhewan,shibuzhiwei。

zuihoubawanfangxia,shifenyoulvdichaozhaosishuishuo:「wokenengyaojiarenle。

zhaosishuijiadoufudeshouyidou。

yikuaidoufudiaozaizhuozishang,woqiaolexinteng,shenchukuaiziqu,jianqilaichidiaole。

[你要嫁给谁?]

[嫁给大牛哥。」

[…daniugeyoushinawei?

yushiwokaishicongtoujizhaosishuijiang。

wojiangzhangtuhu、jiangxiucai、jiangchunfenglouderuyi、jiangwoqingdouchukaiyoucuransiqudeaiqing。

aniangmianqianwomeihaoyisiku。

dangzhezhaosishuidemian,woshifenmeichuxidikule,wopazaizhuozishangchouye,jihuyaokuyunguoqu。

[wu…….nishuo,ruyizhenjiuneimehaokanma?shibushinanrendouxihuanneikuande?]

qingdaonongshi,wowangjilezhaosishuihaiyouyibahuisharendejian,hunranbatadangchenglexiucai。

woshifendadanzhuazhetadelingzi,bazijicoudaotayanjingqianmianqu,kudao;nihaohaokankan,wonalibururuyile!

你就是不识货!」

kudaozuihou,woxiangqiruyichuandeoufenseshaqun,zaikankanzijidecubuyi,youtizhezhaosishuierduoma:「douguaini,

nibawochiqiongle!nipeiwooufenseshaqun!]

getianwomaitongguhuilai,zhaosishuibeizidiedezhengzhengqiqi,renquebuzaijia。

niangshuoyidazaojiubujianren,dagaishizoule。

我心下大喜。

吃干饭的终于走了!

wobazhaosishuiyongguodebeizinaqujingbianxi,yibianxi,youjuedechouchang。

zhaosishuihualewoneimeduotongban,zenmenengbugaoerbie。

小没良心的。

wohuiyuanzilimeizimeiweinianleyihuishu,youjigeziburenshi,haoqi,yaoshizhaosishuizaijiuhaole。

tazoule,yihouwoqunaliwenzi。

早知道就不该救他!

woyibianma,yibianquyuanzilituishimo。

niangzaiwulidashengma:「youbinga!dawanshangtuimo,rangburangrenshuijue!」

wochaoshimohenhenyichuai,chuaidewojiaoteng。

youbing,jiushiyoubing,douguaizhaosishui!

我看他才是有病!

zheiyangmazhe,yuanmengazhiyixiang。

yigeshouzhangrenyingzoujinlai,zhengshizhaosishui,tashoushangtizhegebaoguo。

wohuanhuyishengbaozhejiaodantuitiaoguoqu。

[你回来啦!]

fuyouchazheyaomadao:「nihaizhidaohuilai!]

zhaosishuidao:「buhuilai,panimawoyoubing。」

可不是,就是有病!

wozaixinliyoumaletayizhen,pingfuxiaxinqing,wen:「niqunale?]

[woquchunfenglouqiaoruyile。]

阿?

youbing,youbingyoubingyoubingyoubing!!!

woqigugujiuyaobaozhetuiwanghuitiao,zhaosishuiquelangshengxiaoqilai。

taniuzhewodeshuangbeijiangwozhuanhuiqu,youbashoulidebaoguosaiguolai,shunshouzaiwotoushangrouleyiba。

woquqiaoruyile,xiucaiyanxia,ng..…zhaowokan,ruyihaimeiyouniyibanhaokan。re,niyaodeoufenseshaqun,ji

你买回来了。」

wodaidaibaozhehuailidebaoguo,zhijueerbianhongranyixiang。

那是我的心跳。

xiaoshuo《wojianhuiyigehunshenxuelinlindenanren》disanzhangshidujieshu。