第2章
xubangdangranxiangbutong，zhidaotayouxiangdao，shangdaxuedeerzi，cengzaizhongxueshi，yongguoyizhongyulengjiyin，yurejixiandemoshubi。
dangxiaxubangjiucongerziyiqiandeshubaozhong，zhaodaoleneimoshubi，bingyongneimoshubi，tumanleshengxiade、suoyoutanxiaomeidesuizhi。
yejiushishuo，zheixietanxiaomeidesuizhi，fangzaibingjuzhong，yinweileng，jiubuhuixianchuneimoshubideyanse，erzhiyaonachulebingju，shoudaoyidingwenduyingxiang，moshubideyanse，jiuhuixianxianchulai。
zheiyangyilai，ruguohaiyourennazoubingjuzhongdesuizhi，xubangyejiunengxunzheneimoshubideyanse，zhaodaonasuizhideshishei。
raner，zaibuzhihaozheiyiqiedediertian，xubangzhenggerendoufengle......
yinweitafaxian，zhanranshangmoshubiyinjide......shitalaopotanlingdezui！！
不错！谭灵的嘴！！
yejiushishuo，tanxiaomeidesuishi，neishoubeiheshitou，meiyoubeirenherendaizou，ershibeitanlingjikenshile！
xubangmiaoshuwan，suozaishafashangdaizhileshense，wozehunshenyipianehan，xujiucaishenhuxizherangzijipingjingxialai。
shouxian，xubangdehua，bingbunengdangzhen，tazheifengfengdiandiandezhuangtai，henkenengshijingshenchulewenti。
erhou，yigenvren，zaikanjianbingjuzhongzhuangzhesuishizhihou，zenmenengbaochizhending？gengbieshuobiantaidechidiaoshitiderentou......
kuangqieneisuishi，keshixubangdexiaoyizitanxiaomei，yezhengshixubangqizitanlingdemeimei。
shenweijiejie，kandaozijidemeimeibeizhijiezaibingjuzhong，bubaojing，bucaiqurenhecuoshi，fanerchidiaolemeimeiderentou，zheiwanquanshitianfangyetan。
suoyizuiyoukenengde，shixubangwushaletanxiaomeizhihou，jingshenzhuangkuangchuxianlewenti，houmiande，doushitabeixinmochanshensuoyixiangchulaide，zheiyeshitabaoshoudeyuanyin。
“jiangwangshenggexia，tingshuoguohuaizhongzima？”
mengdi，jiuzaiwofeikuaifenxizheiyiqiedetongshi，yigeyouyadenanrenshengyin，tuwudecongwoerbianchuanlai，jiuxiangyouyiweishenshi，tiezhewodeerduodiyu。
“youxieren，shenglaijiushiemo，biruniyanqianzheiwei，biru......wo。”
woxinyisuo，kuaisudehuanshishenzhou，quebingmeiyoufaxianrenheren，faner，duimianshafashangdexubang，youzaiyicidekailekou，wende，neishineiyijumomingqimiaodehua。
“xiao......xiaojiang，nixiangxinzheigeshijieshangyouguima......”
wozaiyicidezhoumei，xubangyezaiyicidebudengwohuihua，suozaishafashang，zhanzheshoutaochushouji，fangzailewomenzhijiandechajishang。
shoujipingmuyijingdianliang，jiemianshang，zhengbofangzheyiduanbeijingqiheideshipin。
shipinzhong，yixingzhuguangcongqiheibeijingdezhengzhongliangqi，neishiyizhiranshaodelazhu，beiyigeshenxingxiaoshoudenvrenwozaishouzhong。
zhuguangpiaohu，weiweiyingchulenvrendelian。
yitoupisandejinsebolangzhangfazhezhuleshuangyan，baixidaozhiyiyangdelianjiashang，yingzheliangbanhongdaofawudezuichun。
nvrenjiangyingdebashouzhonglazhu，fangzaishenpangdeyizhangmuzhuoshang，muzhuoshangzebaimanleyongzhaozigaizhudegeselurou。
yingchongfeiwu，nvrenyemeiquzhao，zhuanshenchaoxianglezhuozidelingyibian，yitaikaoqiangdedabingju。
zhihoudehuamian，haowuyiwai......
nvrencongbingjuzhongquchuleyikuaidaizhexuesideshenbaisuirou，huidaomuzhuozuoxia，xianqizhuoshangdezhaozi，jiangneisuirou，zhanlezhanzhaozixiafangzhedelushui，ranhouyonglanhuazhinianzhe，yangzailezuibian。
wenlewen，tanlanyixiao，zhangkailewuhongdechun。
“baji......baji......”
wodangranzhidao，shipinzhongdenvren，jinjinyouweidekenshizhedeshishenme，xinzhongehandetongshi，nvrenqueyoutudetaiqiletou......
pisandejinsebolangjuanfa，yinweinvrentaitoueryixiangliangce，liangbanwuhongdezuichunshang，zhanmanlexuesiyuroumo。
raner，zheihaibushizuihairende，zuihairende，shinvrenyinweitaitouerluchudeshuangyan！
yinweineishuangyan，meiyouyanzhuzi！！
不错！
jiuhaoxiangsiyuyiyang，shuangyanshangfan，zhinengkandaoyanbai，kanbujianyanzhuzi！！
woshenhuxileyikouqi，quezhijuedexirufeizhongdekongqi，xiangbingzhayiyangchehan，eryouzaizheishi，woturanjuede，zheishipinzhongguiyiyangdenvren，wojingyouxieyanshu......
xiayishun，jingtoudiaozhuan，xianruqihei，mingxianshidangshipaisheshipinderen，tingzhileluzhi。
shuoshihua，ruguowoyikaishimeiyouxuanzesijiazhentanzheixing，kandaozheier，wokendingdeniaole。
kewojirancongshilesijiazhentan，zaixinyangshangdexuanze，jueduishiweiwuzhuyi、wushenlunzhe。
wojianxin，yishijiandefeiyisuosi，zhishihaibugoujiejinzhenxiang，jincieryi。
jinlidekuaisudiaozhenglezijidexinxu，kanxiangduimianshafashangdexubang，haimeikaikouxunwen，tuwude，zhiqianchuxianzaiwoerbiandeyouyashengyin，jingzaicicongwoerbianchuanlai，yijiuxiangyiweishenshi，tiezhewodeermoxiaoyu。
“jiangwangshenggexia，xianzaixiangxinleba？
diyukongdangdang，eguizairenjian~~”
“谁？”
worenbuzhudehechulesheng，dengdayankanxiangsizhou，ranerhaishishenmedoumeiyou，zheizhentanshezhong，yijiuzhiyouwohezuozaiduimianshafashangdexubang。
“mei......meiyoushei，shiwo......”
zheishi，duimianshafashangdexubang，zhanzhezuijieguolehua，zhishilianjiashangdehanshui，yibaoburuyu。
“paishipinde......paishipindeshiwo......”
woyileng，genzhemingbai，xubangshihuicuoleyi，yejiushunzhewenlegewenti。
“zheishipinruguoshinipaide，neimedangshi，nilaopoyinggaifaxiannileba？”
meiyoujikehuida，xubangzaitingwanwozheigewentizhihou，zhenggerendoujiangzhu，zaishafashangsuochengyituan，lianxiongfudoubujianqifu。
zhidaotasiyadezhangxileyikouqi，jiuhaoxiangguiyachuangderen，congmengyanzhongtaoli。
chuanyibandehuxi，xujiu，xubangzaicikanxianglewo，wenchule，tazhiqianyijingwenguoliangbiandewenti。
“xiaojiang，nixinbuxin，zheigeshijieshangyougui......”
woyouxieshoubule，xiangrangxubangyoushenmejiuzhishuo，erxubangqueyouyicidebudengwohuida，jixumiaoshulexiaqu。
zhishijiexialaixubangdemiaoshu，jiuyouxieliqi、shenzhikeyishuoshihuangdanle。
xubangshuo，paishezheishipindeshihou，tanlingqueshifaxianleta，danshibingmeiyouduitoupaitayishier，zuochurenhefanying。
erxubangyeyinweisharenxinxu，genbenbuganshengzhang，xiangpao，queyoupatanlinggaofata，yushiliangrenjingranjixutongchuanggongzhendeshuizaiyiqi。
buguozhicizhihou，xubangbianfaxianleyijianbuduijingdeshier......tanlingmaicai，zaiyemeiyoumaiguorou......
bingqie，zhiyaodaolefandian，tanlingjiuhuizhigougoudedingzhexubang......yankoushui......
erzheixie，haibushizuihairende，zuihairendeshi，tanlingyidaowuye，jiuhuiqichuangzaishuzhuangtaidianyigenlazhu，jiangzijidebolangjuanfa，shuchengzhangzhifa，yutameimeitanxiaomei，yimoyiyangdezhangzhifa！
“neishitanxiaomeishangletadeshen！tayaowosi！tayaowosi！！”
“huoxuzhishinilaopoxiangchengfani，huozhexianghehuni。”
“不可能！”
“为什么不可能？”
“yinweitanxiaomeisidediqitian......tanxiaomeisidediqitian！tazhaodaolewozangzaichuangdideyifu，tanxiaomeisishichuanzhedeyifu！”
“ranhou？nilaopoweixienile？”
“不！”
xubangyikoufoujue，neiyuangudeshuangyanzhong，xuesimibu。
“ta......chuanshangle......”
不错！
zaitanxiaomeisihoudediqitian，minjianxisuchengweitouqideneitian，tanlinghuanshangletanxiaomeisishideyifu，zaiyicidezuozaishuzhuangtaiqianshutou。
erzheiyici，xubangzaiyeshoubule，tabeizhetanlingxialechuang，mojinluroupu，naleshatanxiaomeidedao，huilewoshijiuxiangtongsitanling。
keta，zhongjiumeiyouxiadequshou......
bushiyinweixincunshannian，yebushiyinweitanlingshizijilaopo，ershiyinwei，dangxubangnazhedao，qudaotanlingshenhoushi，quetouguoshuzhuangtaishangdezhuguangfaxian......
tafaxian......shuzhuangtaijingzizhongyingchudenvren，genbenjiubushitanling！ershitanxiaomei！！
不错！
shuzhuangtaijingzizhongde，genbenjiubushitanling，ershitanxiaomei！buguanshiyizhehaishimoyang，doushibeixubangshasishi，yimoyiyangdetanxiaomei！！
yejiuzaineitongshi，shuzhuangtaiqiandetanxiaomeizhuanguoleshen，dengzheyiduimeiyouyanzhuzidesirenyan，zhigougoudedingzhexubang，yanxia，zeshihongdaofawu、fangfodixuedeshirenzui！
：zenmelejiefu？nandaonihaixiangshawoliangci？
“tadangshijiushizheimeshuode！tayidingshibeitanxiaomeishangleshen！tanxiaomeixiangzhaowobaochou！yidingshizheiyang！yidingshizheiyang！！”
xubangshuowan，shuangshoubaozhenaodaihuangzhe，wanquanshiyifujingshenbengkuidemoyang。
erwo，chuqujinghai，duixubangdezheifanmiaoshu，xinzhongjiusazier......shenjingbing！
当然是神经病。
zheitanlingyishier，xubangshuodezaifeiyisuosi，douhaishiyoukenengde，weiduzuihou，tanlingzenmehuibianchengtanxiaomei？
tanxiaomeiyijingsile，shenzhizaixubangdemiaoshuzhong，yijingbeitanlingkenshile，neime，tanlinghaizenmenengbianchengtanxiaomei？
nandaozhenruxubangshuode，shiguihunzuosui，shitanxiaomeishangletanlingdeshen？