kongqihedanmutongshichuxianlezhengzhengwumiaodejijing。
heiyingyangmiantangzaidishang，mangranwucuodizhengdaleneishuangqiheideyanjing。
不是，这对吗？？？
muguangzaibankongzhonghelantingduijie，kanzhelantingchunbiangouqiyimoningxiao，tayanjiaomengranyichouchu，raneryijinglaibujile。
lantingtaiqiyoujiao，duizhuntadenaodai，henhenduolexialai！
嗤——
xiangshicaishangleyikemianruanwulidepiqiu，posuideshunjianheisewuqisiyi，bansuizheyishengqilidejianjiao，toudingdedengshanshuoliangxia，“hua”deyishenghuifulezhengchang。
鬼域散了。
lantinglenghengyisheng，youshouzaikongzhongxuxuyizhua，yisiheiqibeiniezaishoulifengkuangniudong，yizhanglianzaibankongzhongruoyinruoxian：“wotihaimeixiewanni，paoshenme？”
qishixiangyaopodiaoguiyu，haiyoudisanzhongfangfa。
——neijiushizhijiegandiaoyinqiguiyudeegui，congyuantoujiejuewenti。
eguibeiliaolile，guiyuziranyebufucunzai。
zhishizheizhongfangshixianshaoyourenzhidao，yinweizheiyiweizheyaoheeguidangmianduihong，heqianliangzhongbiqilai，zheiyangzuodenandushangshenglejianzhibushiyidianbandian。
【fashengleshenme？gangganghaoxiangshihuashimiaokanleyigechouxiangshipin……】
【dengxia，jiumeirenguanzhuyixia，tashoulideneigezhendebushizhendeguima……】
【jiuchongzheitanjishengwudouxiangbuchulaidejuqing，jiusuanshijubenwoyeguanzhule！】
【xianbiexiaolegewei……neizhangliannimenzijiquchayixia，zhendeshineigecusideyingjiesheng！】
【wodiu，haizhenshi！danshizhubozheiyangbusuanwurusizhema？yongsizheboyanqiu，youdianxiatou，renjiajiashubuhuizhaotamafanma？】
【ruguo……bushitexiaoni……bijingdaoxianzaiweizhi，zheigezhibojianfashengguodeshi，qishihenduodoushiwomenzijizaiyongjubenqiangxingjieshiba……】
【细思极恐……】
“wozhishizhaobudaozhenyan，danshizhaonineibushiqingqingsongsong？”
kanzheshoulifengkuangzhengzhadelingti，lantingweixiandimilemiyanjing，“shizaishibalemaodefenghuangburujia，ququyizhidifuling，yegangenwojiaobanle。”
tazuoyoukanlekan，suoxingchaixiatousheng，muzhizhijianzaizhongzhiqingqingyihua，yinhongdexuezhushenchulai，zhanzaitoushengshangmian。
yebuzhidaoshibushicuojue，jiuzaineiyishun，zhongrenjinghaoxiangkandaoheisedetoushengshanguoyidaojinguang！
erneidifulingyeyuliaodaoleshenme，kongdongdezuibafachujianxiao，lianshanggengshiluchujiduweijudeshense！
lantingkebuguanneimeduo，genzhatoufayiyang，enzhutadenaodaichengkaitoushengjiuzaitabozishangraoleliangquan。
ertoushenghelingtijiechudeyichanei，bansuizheyizhenzizizuoxiang，jiuxiangshijiangshaohongdetiekuailuozailepiroushang，gungunheiyanyisan，difulingzaitashouliniuchengyitiaofengledequ！
haoburongyipingxixialai，yuanbenjiuxuhuandeshenying，gengshixuruodehaoxiangxiayimiaojiuyaochedixiaosanle。
“老实了。”
lantingmanyitiaomei，tayongzhijiangouzhetousheng，difulingbeiguazaibankongzhonghuangdang，dayanyikan，buzhidaoqingkuangderenhaiyiweitashoulitiliugebantoumingdeyouhu。
【阿巴阿巴……】
【zheiduima？zheizhendeduima？woxiaoshihoukandezhuaguidianshijukebushizheiyangdea！】
【haishineigewenti，sizhedejiashuzhidaozheijianshima！buguanzenmeshuosizheweida，yongsizhelaiboquliuliang，zheiyangdezhubojiuyinggaibeifengsha！】
lantingyijiaotikaigangcaibuxiaoxinbeisaodaodishangdemobu，ranhoutamengranyishidaoleshenme。
taitouyikan，zhiboguoranhaikaizhe！
danmushangjubenpai，xieshipaiyijizhonglipaiyidasanzudinglidejumian，quekandaozhubobenrenshenqingyimiaobiandejidujingkong，jihushidansheqibucuanleguolai，zaizhongrenhaibumingqingkuangdeshihou，pajiguandiaolezhibo！
zaizhiboguandiaodeshunjian，zhongrenyixikandaotadezuichundongledong。
shuzhiguocuidegeweichunyuyanjiuzheziranfenbiandechulai，neilianggezifenmingshi“woc”！
guoran，banfenzhonghou，zhanghaobeifengjinle。
liyou：chuanbofengjianmixin。
兰亭：“……”
taxinzhongfenfen，shenheyuanmingmingnizijiyekandehenrumi！
tadouzhudongxiabole，caixiangqifengzhanghaole！
zaiditoukanshoulineibansibuhuodedifuling，lantingmolemohoucaoya。
**zheixienianduixuanxuefangmianqishiyijingzhujianfangsongleguanli，bijinghezhenggeshijiebiqilai，renleizhendeguoyumiaoxiao，duiyuweizhi，yaoshikebaochiyikeqianbeijingweidexin。
genghekuangzuikaishidekanxiangsuanmingrenmengengyuanyixiangxinshijuben，yiqieweile“zhiboxiaoguo”，bingsuanbudeshiweigui。
danshidifulingchuxiandejiuhenweigui！！！
jiusuanshiyongquanxitouyingjieshiyehencangbai，bufengtafengshei！
difulingyanyanyixidixuanzaibankong，douranganjuedaoyigubitahaizhongdeyuanqishengleqilai，tabuyoudeyigejiling，jingkongditaitou，zhengduishanglantingsixiaofeixiaodemuguang：“……kao、kaoshishijian，jinzhikonghezhukaoguan！”
“主考官？”
lantingpixiaoroubuxiao，“genwowanershangcosplayle？”
“genghekuangnihaizhishizaijialibeikaofuxi，haimeishangzhanchangni，yaosudaoshizhunbeidetingqiquan。”
qiangposhuatijiusuanle，shangcesuohaiyaokou80！
什么黑心资本家。
difulingjiejiebabadao：“wozhishibuganxin，wozhishi——”
“buganxina！！！jiejiejie……”
zuihousigeziluoxia，heiwucongtadeqiqiaozhongyisanerchu，yinlengdeqixijianglin，yuanbenxuruodaolejizhideqishizaiciqianghengqilai！
lantingzhoulezhoumei，yibazhangshuaiguoqu。
duimianyanshenshunjianhuifuleqingche，bujiele：“wo……”
“haohaoshuohuajiushuohua，buyaodongbudonggaoheihua。”
lantingdao，“mingzi，nianling，siqiandejingli，shuodehaolewofangniyima。”
difulingzhanglezhangzui，poyu**daodishiqurudidixiatou：“wojiaochenhuai……sishiershisansui，yibiyejiushunlizhaodaolegongzuo，suiranhaibushizhengshiyuangong，danshisangeyueshiyongqihoujiunengzhuanzheng，wogerenjuedeyijingtinghaole，bijinghewoyijiedehenduotongxue，liangongzuodouzhaobudao。”
“danshiwojialirenbumanyi，tamenjuedewoshangbandedifangyejiushigegerengongsi，burudachanghuozhegongwuyuanwending，genghekuangwocaigangbiye，nanengzheimeanyuxianzhuang，zaijiashangxianzaixuelibianzhidezheimelihai，benkexueliyihougenbendoubugoukande，suoyitamenshanglianghou，yizhijuedewokeyizaishangbanzhiyuhaohaofuxiyixia，weizijideweilaizuodasuan。”
——“nikankanrenjiaxx，kaoshanglegongwuyuan，zaikankanrenjiaxxx，yanjiushengyicishangan，nini，nijiuzhunbeizaizheigexiaogongsidaidaosia？”
“zaishuole，nixianzaicaigangbiye，yemeiyouzhuanzheng，jiusuanshishangban，younengmangdaonaerqu？buruchenzheigeshijianhaohaotishengyixiaziji，meitian24gexiaoshini，shangbanshangbagexiaoshi，jiusuannizaishuigebaxiaoshi，neiyehaishengxialebaxiaoshi，zheishijianbunengnalaifuxima？”
“genghekuangnimeitianjiuzhendeyaoshuibaxiaoshi？shijianshizijijichulaide，shaoshuilianggexiaoshi，jiunengduoxuelianggexiaoshi，neishigexiaoshi，nizijihelianpaiyixia，kaoyankaogongkaobianfuxideshijianshibushidouyoule？genghekuangzhishidoushihutongde，xueleyimen，lingyimenyejiurongyiduole，jinengzhuanqianyounengbeikao，aizhenabiandeshierle？”
“nixinku？ninanengyouwomenxinku，womenkejiuniyigeerzi，hanxinrukubaniyangzheimeda，bushirangninianjiqingqingjiuzheimebuqiushangjinde！babamamameitianzheimenulidegongzuo，bujiushiyouyitianxiangkannichurentoudi？niyaoshidongdianshier，jiubuyaorangbabamamajixucaoxina……”
jiarendesuisuinianwushiwukebuzaiyongrutadedanao，yadetajihuchuanbuguoqilai。
leisidehuacongxiaotingdaoda，keshimeiciduishangneiliangshuangyinqiedeyanjing，qiangliedezizeyourangtashuobuchufankangdehua。