第六章给老子砸
“nijiujingshishei！nibushiguziye！”wanjunhaodingzheshenqiandenanren，fachulejinhujuewangdesihou。
“ni，meiyouzigezhidaowodeshenfen。”guziyezuochulezuizhongdepingpan。
xiayimiao，dishangdeyikezidan，beitajiaojianbengsheerchu，shunjianchuantoulewanjunhaodeetou。
zaiyiqunhunhundezhushixia，zheiweicengjingweishebangerongchengheishilidenanren，shuangmufanbai，wulidedaozaidishang。
zhisi，tadoumeiyoubishangyanjing，zhishimanliandekongjuhejuewang，shizairangrenxinzhongfahan。
guziyetaitoukanxiangjulizijizuijindeyigehunhun，wen：“niyuanbuyuanyijietiwanjunhaodeweizhi？”
neigemanlianhenladenianqingrenyaoyadiantou：“woyuanyi！”
guziyeweiweidiantou，dao：“yihoujunhaoyulejiushinidele，shoulongsuoyouren，dengwodefenfu。ruguoyoujiejuebulede，quzhaofengkaiyuan。”
“shi！”neigejiaochujiuxiangdenianqingren，daizheyiliankuangredebiaoqingdashenghuidadao。
qitahunhunmenmianmianxiangqu，manlianzhenjing。zheigenanren，jingranherongchengzhishoufengkaiyuanyouguanxi？
tamenxiayishikanxiangliangjushiti，dingdingyoumingdewanjunhaosizaizheiyiwan，jinhouderongcheng，kongpayaobutongwangrile。
zheishihou，jiangyaqingdetangdijiangsenzeyijinggandao。
tashizhenggejiangjia，weishubuduoduijiangyaqinghaisuankeqideqinqi，laijunhaoyulegongzuo，yeshijiangsenzedejianyi。yinweitazhiqianhewanjunhaojianguojimian，nengshuodeshanghua。
jiubalidedengguangbugoumingliang，yizhiyujiangsenzebingmeiyoukandaoneiliangjubeituozoudeshitidaodishishei。
dishangdexueji，rangtaxintoufatiao，zaikandaoyipangdaozaidishangdedingmaoran，xinlidunshigedengyixia。
tangruozhishiputongdejiufen，yitademianzi，hainengdiaojieyixia。danshejidaodingjia，zijisuangepia！
tazhuantoukanzheguziye，erhuabushuo，zhijiepaoguoquchenshengdao：“niyaoshixiangzhaosi，jiuzijizhaogemeirendedifangsiqu，ganmayouhuilaizhetengwomenjia？woyebugennifeihua，qujidinggeketoudaoqian，shenmeshihoutayuanliangnishenmeshihouqilai，kuaidian！”
jiangsenzeshuohuadeshihou，yifulisuodangrandeyuqi，haosiguziyebenlaijiugaizheimezuo。
liangmingwujidiandegaoshouhaimeilaidejidongshou，chujiuxiangturanyijiaochuaiguolai。
jiangsenzecubujifang，beitachuaideshuaidaozaidi，bujinerandekanzhezheiweijunhaoyulexinshangrendetoumu。
“kanshenmekan？nisuannagenconga，zaizheilidahuxiaojiaode！”chujiuxiangmadao。
jiangsenzezhidaotashiwanjunhaoshenbiandedeliganjiang，xinhenshoula。biekannianqing，pingrilisheijianletadoudegonggongjingjinghanyishengjiuge。
“jiuge，wozheibushitidinggetaogegongdaoma，zheijiahuo......”
“nizhidaozijixingshama？nijiebeixingdingdeqifule，nihaiyaotitataogegongdao？laozizenmejiukanbushangnizheihaorenni！”chujiuxiangshuozhe，chaoqiyigejiupingzijiuyaowangjiangsenzeshenshangza。
zheishihou，guziyeqingqingkesouleyisheng，chujiuxiangdedongzuoyidun。
taxinnianyizhuan，zhijiebajiupingzisaidaojiangsenzeshouli，dao：“qu，jixingdingdelaiyixia，pingzizabusui，nijiubiezoule！”
jiangsenzerendoushale，zheishenmeqingkuanga？bushiyinggaisuoyourenheqihuolaiqifuguziyema，zenmexianzaifengxiangbianle？
danjiusuanwanjunhaobuzai，zuoweitadezuobangyoubeizhiyi，chujiuxiangzheiyangzuo，hendakenengdaibiaolewanjunhaodeyisi。
nandaoshuo，dingmaorandezuilehaoge？
“nilengshenmeni？zaibudongshou，laozixianjiniyipingzixinbuxin！”chujiuxiangxiongsheneshadehehuzhe。
jiangsenzetizhejiupingzizhanzainei，yiqunhunhunmiansezhengningdeweiguolai，rangtarenbuzhufadou。
rucizhenshi，jiangsenzezhinengkuzhelianzoudaodingmaoranshenqian。
dingmaoranyeyoudianmeng，dengjiangsenzedaogenqianhou，tayigejilingfanyingguolai，lianmanghanzhe：“jiuge，nibieluangaoa！haogeni？ranghaogechulaishuohuaa！”
“haoge？”chujiuxianglengxiaoyisheng，dao：“congjintiankaishi，rongchengmeiyouwanjunhaozheihaorenwule！”
zheijuhua，rangbushaorendoudailengdangchang。
“jiwoza！”chujiuxiangbaoheyisheng。
yebuzhidaojiangsenzeshibeihedaolehaishizenmezhe，tiqijiupingzi，duizhedingmaoranjiushiyixia。
menxiangguohou，dingmaoranwuzhenaodaitongkudaodi，xianxuecongzhifengzhongbuduandeliuchulai。tongshi，yiqunhunhunbadingjiaqitajirenweiqilaijiushiyidunbaozou，canjiaoshengciqibifu。
jiangsenzetizheposuidepingkou，zhanzhanweiweidezhanzainei。
guziyelaidaojiangyaqingshenbian，qianqitadeshou，dao：“zouba。”
jiangyaqingyoudianmengquan，congguziyechuxiandaoxianzai，suoyoufashengdeshiqing，dourangtawusuoshicong。
benlaiyiweijintianwanshangkendingyaozaoyuyichangbuxingle，sheinengzhidao，zuihoujingranshizheiyangdejieguo。
zhidaochulejiubamenkou，lengfengchuilai，jiangyaqingcaihuiguoshen，jinghuangshicuodekanxiangguziye：“nimenfenglema，jingrangansharen！nikuaidianpaoba！”
“qishijintianshifengxianshenganpaide。wanjunhaodezuirentaiduo，fengxianshengyouyibatadeshilishoulong。jiusuanmeiyounideshiqing，wanjunhaoyehuobuguomingtian。nifangxin，youfengxianshengzaibeihouzuokaoshan，wobuhuiyoushide。”guziyeweixiaozhedao。
jiangyaqingmanlianyihuodekanzheta，shifengkaiyuanzuoju，baguziyedangqiangshi？
keruguobushizheimejiandan，youyoushenmekeneng，rangguziyepinganwushi，fanerdingmaoranbeizoudetoupoxueliuni？
lingwai，jiusuanjunhaoyulederenqileneihong，dingjiani？
dingmaoranzenmeshuoyeshidingjiadedixi，beidachengzheiyang，zhibudingdingjiahuizenmebaofuni。
xiangdaozhei，jiangyaqingbujinxinligengjiahuangzhang，dao：“jiusuanyoufengxianshengzaibeihoubangchenzhe，keshinibadingmaorandachengzheiyang，fengxianshengnengyuanyibangnianfudingjiama？”
“yinggainengba，wokeshibangtadamang，zenmezheyededuohaijigerenqing。”guziyedandingdedao。
jiangyaqingxinlirengranyouhuaiyi，youtante，danguziyeyilianqingsonghezixin，rangtashizaibuzhidaogaishuoshenmehao。
liangrenlikaihoubujiu，dingmaorandengrenjiubeichujiuxiangpairenrenglechulai。
yiqunrenbeidadebiqinglianzhong，congdishangpaqilai，lianjuhenhuadoumeiganshuo，zhijieshangchepaole。
zhidaokanbujianjunhaoyuledezhaopai，dingmaorancaifennudechuidazhefangxiangpan，pokoudama：“**chujiuxiang，jiwodengzhe！haiyouneigeguziye，bubanimennongsi，wojiushinimenyangde！”