第3章
黄小桃有些懵逼。
xitong？tajingranbeibangdinglexitong？tadedianshangxiaokufangchengweilexitongjiaoyikongjian？
她没做梦吧！
zhanzaijiamenkou，tachangshizhejinruxitongjiaoyikongjian，hei，guoranshitaneibaifanglesangedahuojia，zhongjianfangzheyigedamigangdecangku。
huangxiaotaosuiranbuzenmedayouxi，danzhidaoyouxilimiandexitongdoushinengshengjide，zhishibuzhishengjitiaojianweihe？xitongweilaidezouxianghuishiduomelingrenjingxi。
neishibushiyiweizhe，tayugurenzuodeshengyihuiyuelaiyueda？
huangxiaotaohunshendexueyejiasuleyunzhuan。
tahuangxiaotaodaomeilesangeyue，zhongyuyaozoudayunle！
zhongxinhuidaozijiakufang，huangxiaotaodiyishijianxianjiangshengyudeliangdingjinyuanbaoshoujinxitongzidaidebaoxianju，xinxiangzheixiatabupazijidebaobeibeirendianji。
zaizijibudaosanshipingdekufangzhuanleyiquan，huangxiaotaoxiangzheshibushiyinggaijiangkufanggaizaoyixia，guangjintianyitian，manmansangehuojiadedamijiubeiqingkong，buzhiyihounengbunengmanzuneiweigurendeweikou。
ng，zheibianzaijiashangliangzuhuojia，bamenkoudexiaozhuozihuanshanggao**bangongzhuo，yihoutajiuzaikufangbangong，fangbiansuishichakanmigangyoumeiyoudongjing。
tianqijianliang，buzhizheizijianfanglidenuanqigoubugounuan，yinggaizaizhuangshangyizukongdiao，fanzhengtaxianzaiyouxianqian。
mingtianzaizhaogongyingshangdingshangwushidaidami......
huangxiaotaodezuzhai，shiweiyuxingxianbeichengbiandezijianfang，zhandidagaiyibaiwushiping，zhutishiyidongliangcengxiaolou，louqianyouyijiagaidemenfang，yejiushimuqianhuangxiaotaodekufang，loufangyumenfangzhongjian，youzhedagaishijipingmidekongyuan，keyizhongxiehuacaoshucai，buguohuangxiaotaomeiyoujinglihejingyandali，zanshigezhile。
pingshihuangxiaotaozhuyaozaizhuloudeyiloubangongshenghuo，erlouhaiyousanjianwoshi，yijianshichangwenzhujuzhu，lingwailiangjianmuqianxianzhi。
huangxiaotaozhengchangxiangzherihouruherijindoujin，shoujituranxiangqiletishiyin。
【taotao，mamajintiandaolelijiang，zheilifengjingmeijile，xinqinggengmei，buyongdianji。】
suihouchangwenzhufaleyizhangzaichuanshangpizhewuyanliusedepijian，daizhemojingyingzhejiangmianqingfengmanmianxiangshoudezhaopian。
huangxiaotaolikehui：【haode，mamawandekaixinjiuxing，wozheiliniyebuyongdianji。】
changwenzhu：【wanshangjidejiangdamensuohao。】
huangxiaotao：【zhidao，fangxin。】
huangxiaotaodemamachangwenzhusuirannianjinliushi，danxingzihaishihenbuzhediao，shaonvxin，lianainao，jishixingle，shenshangyouduoshaoqianhuaduoshao，conglaibuweiquziji。
zheibu，qianzhenziweilepaijiexinzhongfanmen，xiazailechanggeappkaigefangchangge，jieshilehenduoquanguogechudewangyou，biankaishidaogedilvxing，huangxiaotaolandoulanbuzhu。
huangxiaotaodeshizhizai‘zhuanzhang’anjianshangtingliuleyishun，zuizhonghaishijiangshouzhiyidongdaoduihuakuang，shuleyidaxingzi。
【qianwanbuyaozaixiangxinaiqing，buxiangxinaiqing，jiubuhuibeishazhupanpian！】
changwenzhumiaohui：【zhidaola！tongyangdecuowumamabuhuifandierci。】
huangxiaotaozhangshuyikouqi，yitaduichangwenzhudelejie，jitaduoyudeqian，youkenenghenkaiyoubeixiahuohuomei，haibururangtakejingerdizaotazijidetuixiujin。
ruomamashenghuoshangzhenyudaokunnan，tazaijiejijiushile，zongzhibunengjiangzijifacaideshigaosuta。
防火防盗防老妈。
shihoubuzao，tagaizhunbeizhunbeishuile，mingtianshuobudingyouyaodaganyichang。
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gutangzhanzaichengzhongyangdeguangchangshang，wangzhemianqianyizhongjiangshibaixingpengzheciwanhezhoudeyanzumoyang，tanteleshuridexinzhongyufangsonglexiexu。
zheiheiguchengjianzhirutongkunshouzhilong，jiangtayijijiangjinliuqiandejiangshihebaixingkunzhizaicizuzushiri，yanchouzhedanjinliangjue，tawuyijiancongyijiazaoyitaonandemujiangjiaxunlaideshanmugang，weitadailaileyixianshengji。
jinrizhishi，suiranbuzhenshi，danshishizaizaiweitadejiangshihebaixingtianbaoleduzi。
tianwujuerenzhilu，tayijingbujiujiezheixiqiguguaideshiweihehuifasheng，zhixiwangrihounengjixutongmugangneitouderenzuojiaoyi。
buzhiheshicainengcongheiguchengtuokun，tayaozuozuchongfendezhunbei。
tashouxiadejiangshi，tajiejiudebaixing，tabuyunxutamenzaitayanpizidixiabeihuoshengshengesi。
huixiangjinrideliqizhishi，fangfomingmingzhizhongziyoutianzhuding。
jinriwuhou，tayiwaifaxianyuanbenkongkongruyedemugangturanduolemanmanyigangmishi，xinxizhiyumanfuyihuo，jiangquanbudamidaochulaihou，bianzixichakangangneishifouyoushenmejingqiaojiguan，yaojiandeyupaibushenzhuiluo，ranhougenglingrenyixiangbudaodeshifashengle，tadeyupaizaiyidaobaiguangzhihouturanxiaoshibujian。
congmingruta，jianshileyanqiandeyiqie，likeyishidaolemugangdeshenqizhichu，jixushitanzhegoutongjiaoliu，guobuqiran，tiandadejingxituranjianglindaotayanqian。
yaozhidao，zaicizhiqian，zhenggeheiguchengdecunliangdouyidaijin，haozidouchabuduobeitamenjibushidaomiejue，shuyeyecaoquandoukuaibeihaoguang，yaoburantayebuhuidailingshouxiaaijiaaihuwadisanchixunzhaochishi。
tabudanxinjiexialaidejiaoyi，tadeshenshangsuimeiyouduoshaojinyinzhubao，danyujinbinggoujiededangdiguanyuanhefuhujiazhongyoua，zhiyaomigangduimiannengweitatigongjiangshiyubaixinglaiyishengcundeshiliang，duifangyouduodaweikoutadounengtianbao。
“shizi，zheizhoutaihaohele，buguangmixiang，haiyourouwei，zheishibeizhizhangzheimedaheguodezuihaohedemizhou。”
gutangdandankanleqinweiyiyan，“chibaolejiujixufanxianyademeiyigejijiaogala，youshenmezhiqiande，tongtongdoujibenshizizhaochulai。”
feihua，zheizhoudangranhaohele，takejiangzhengdairougandousajinlezhouguoli，buxiangcaiguaini。
huashuomigangduimianjiujingshishenmeshenxian，niurouzhichengderougandounengwuchangzengsongjita，duoxihandewanyier。tazuiweijingtandeshi，neirouganwaineitoumingyoujieshidebaozhuangjiujingshihewu？tatangtangxiangwangshizi，yechengdeshangshijianduoshiguang，neiwanyierhaishidiyicijian。
qinweidalegebaoge，lianmanglingming，zhishilinzouzhiqian，bumiandanxindao：“shizi，wangyeweihechichimeiyoulaijiejiuwomen？tashibushibuzhidaowomenrujinmianlindejingkuang？”
“dagongzita......huibuhuiguyixiangwangyeyinman......”
gutangmouguangyouan，yuqishenchen，“fuwangyidinghuijiejiuwomenyuweinan。”
bianguandongluan，xiangwanglingzhiqinzilvbingzhenshou，benyiweihuixiangyiwangyiyang，duanduanshirizhihoubianhuipingdingdongluanfanhuixiangcheng，meixiangdaobencijinbingtielexindeyaoyudaqidayichangyingzhan，zhankuangyishijiaozhebuqian。
shoudaofuwangyoubianguanbabailijiajidemixinhou，gutanghedagegujuedaizheyiwanxiangchengweisuoqinbingqianwangbianguanzhiyuan，lujingheigucheng，gutangyugujuebingfenlianglu，gutangtingliuzaicijiejiucanzaojinbingshaoshaqianglvedeheiguchengpingmin，gujuezejixuqianxingzhiyuanfuwang。
ranergutangcijuqiaqiazhonglejinbingde‘qingjunruweng’zhiji，caijiangheiguchengneibaixingcongcanbaodejinbingshoushangjiejiu，zhenggechengchibianbeicongsimianbafangqianlaidedikouweikun，jinjizhixia，tazhihaoxialingjinbichengmen，shouqihuchenghediaoqiao，gejuejinbingjingong，shouhuchengzhongbaixing。
gutangbuhouhuizijiyishenshexian，zhonglejinbingjianjichengwei‘wengzhongzhibie’，shangqianpingmindexingmingzhidetamaozheigexian。zhishitaxiangbumingbai，fuwangkeyichencijihuiduibaoweizaiheiguchengzhouweidejinbingbaojiaoziweijiao，jinbingyidaqibaixingweier，fuwangtongyangkeyiyitaweier，rucijuejiadejihui，chushixianglaiguoduandefuwangweihebulaolaobawo？
nandaodagezhendeguyijiangtasuomianlindejingkuangyinerbubao？fuwanghaibuzhidaotarujinxianrurucixiandi？
jiaguodayimianqian，dagebuyinggaizaizheishiduitayongxiazuoshouduande。
tayigerendexingmingbuyaojin，chengzhonghaiyouwuqianjiangshiheyiqianpingmin，tamenbuyinggaibaibaisongsi！
buguoshangtianlianmin，rujintazanqiekeyizibao，zhiyaotashouxiadejiangshizai，baixingzai，tayidinghuijianchidaozuihouyimiao。
huidaoweiyuxianyadezhusuo，yiqinbinglianpaodaidianlaidaogutangmianqianxianyinqin。
“shizi，beizhiweininzhunbeilereshui，mangliuleyitian，paogereshuizaojiejiefa。”
gutangshenweiyangzunchuyoudexiangwangshizi，yixiangaijie，yiwangwulunzaiweisuohaishizaixiangwangfu，meiwanshuiqiandouhuimuyu。
zhishishiriqiandaoleheigucheng，jiuyizhimeiyoujihuihaohaoxigezao，xianrujin，chengwaidejinbingsuiranhushidandan，danmeiyouzaidongyongbingliqiangxingpocheng，zhidengzhetamenzailiangshihaojinhouziwoxiaowang，yishibanhuierbuhuizaigaoshenmedongzuo，chengneirenrendouzanqietianbaoleduzi，gutangdangxiazhongyuzanqiemeiyouleyoulv，shenxinkeyifangsongpianke。
pingfenghou，shuiqiyinyun，zhuguangyingchuo，gutangqingshoujieyi，taiqizhangtuimairuwenredeyutongzhong，huanhuanpantuizuoding，ganshouzhewenshuiqusantashenshangchuqiudeliangyi，fajisankai，wufaruliushuiqingxieerxia，faweirushuimobanzaishuimianhuanhuanyunkai。
modi，tafajueyouxiebudui，zheiyutong，zenmeyouxieyanshu？meidengtaduoxiang，zhoushenshunjianyingraodebaiguangcidetazhengbukaiyan......