第一章
zhongyuzaizuoleyixiliegonglvezhihou，wodaizhezijianeizhibageyuedadexianluogongmaolaidaolechongwuyiyuan。
「xiaojiejie，nengshaoweikuaiyidianmawohaiganzhequshangbanni，baituobaituowokuaiyaochidaole。」
wuwuwu，shuohaodeershifenzhongjiejueni？
wotemepailekuaiyixiaoshideduile！
zheixiaqugongsiyijingkuaiyaoganbushangdakale，kanzheqianmianhaidengzhejianchademaohaizi，woxinyiheng，batasaijilehushi，「wozhongwulaijieta！」
yilushangzhejimanghuangdesuanlesuanzijiyaokoudiaoduoshaogongzi，xinlizaiyizhenzhendizhexue。
jinganmangandaolegongsilouxiadeshihou，wojiedaolechongwuyiyuandedianhua。
「zhengxiaojie，ninnenghuilaiyitangma？nindemaoganggangfeilileyizhibierenjiadexiaomianyin......」
huo，wohuojihuoliaodeyouwangyiyuangan。
「zhengdaqian！nijiwochulai！」
suozaihushishenhoudezhengdaqiansihuganshoudaolewodenuqi，ruoruodemiaoleyisheng，taneiyituanheidedalianshang，yishuangxiaoyanjingqueshilizhiqizhuang。
「wotemesongnilaijueyu，nidaohao，fenfenzhongjiwozhalerenjiamumao？！」
hushiqiangrenzhexiaoyi，「zhengxiaojie，qishibushishenmedawenti，zhuyaoshizhengdaqianshixianluo，xianluomaoyibanbushiheyuqitapinzhongdezajiao，suoyixiangrangnihemaozhurenshangliangyixia，bijingliangzhidouhaimeiyoujueyu，houxuwentihaixuyaonimenzijijiejue。」
wuwuwu，wozheishizaoleshenmeniea！
wotaidulianghaodediandiantou，「mafannimenle，xiaomumaohetazhurenni？」
woshunzhehushizhidefangxiangkanqu，neizhimianyinmeimeizhangderuanmengkeai，chunbaisedemao，luguoderenmeiyigebuduokanliangyande。
huo，zheizhengdaqian，yanguanghaibucuo。
yikanzhuren，wodexueyeninggule，haojiahuo，jingranshijiangyi。
我的上司兼男神。
tacishiyekandaolewo，meitouweitiao，「zhengying？」
woganjinbaoqizhengdaqianzouguoqu，zhanzhanweiweidejulegegong，「laoban！duibuqi！wodaizhengdaqianxiangnidemianyinmeimeidaogeqian......」
「zhengdaqian？haomingzi，buguo，nizheigedianbushangban，zenmezhengdaqian？」
wuwuwu，cishicikewozhenxiangbahuailidemaohaizidiuchuqu，budanhaiwoshangbanchidao，haiqifulelaobandemao，xianzaiwogengwandan。
zhengdaqiantaohaosidetianletianwodelian，beiwowunaidebalakai。
「xiangxinwo，zheishigeyiwai，laoban，wobaozhengshaohouhuidaogongzuogangweishangqinqinkenkenrenlaorenyuan，yihoujuebufanchidaozheizhongcuowu！」
yibenzhengjingdebaozhengwan，ranhouyukuwuleidechechugexiaolian，「heiheihei，ninkan，liangzhimaodeshier，yaozenmejiejue......」
jiangyisixiaofeixiaodemozhehuailimaodemao，「fuze。」
womomodedixiatoudengleyiyanzhengdaqian。
kanba，fuze，nizijifuxingbuxing？