qinshouhaizailengshendeshihou，jiujuedenaodaiyire，yizhang。
tanaodailijiuduolehenduoyixuezhishi，buguodoushizhongyide……gezhongyaowudeyaoxing，gezhongshenqideyaofang，haiyouzhenjiu，tuina……
“xitong，nikebukeyijiwohuangeweibuxianzhidejineng？”
“jinengweisuijixingjiangli，jutijinengwufazhangkong。”
qinshoubeipoleyipenlengshui，yaoshinengweibuxianzhi，tajiukaozhemaicaipiaojiunengfajiazhifule。
suishuomeiyiqidouzhong500wan，yaochaoguomababayeyaoyibaiduonian。
danshiqinshoubutanxina，zhiyaoqiqizhongjiuhao，chaoguomababadeshiqingjiaojimashushuquzuojiuhaole。
shenjiyishujiushenjiyishuba，zuiqimaduolegechifandebenshi。
shizaibuxingjiuqukaigezhongyiguan，xianzaijirenkanbingyeshihenzhuanqiande。
qinshouxinlichulegaoxing，haiyoudianxiaoxiaodehoupa。
gangcaitahuishoudeneibenshu，qishishilubiandamafadeneizhongnankeyiyuandexuanchuanziliao，limianxiededongxiheyixuezhishimeiduodaguanxi。
duoshiyixieliaorendexiaowenzhang，duoshiguanyubaopihuozhemoufangmiangongnengzhangaide。
xitongmeijianglitayige，gebaopijingtongdejineng，jiuyijingshibuxingzhongdewanxingle。
qinshougangcaizaiwuliyizhenfanteng，huishoulebushaodongxi。
taxianzaiyinxingkaliyijingyousanqianduokuaile。
tajuedezhiyaonulijianpolan，kendingnengbizhongcaipiaozhuandeduo！
hekuanghaiyouteshujinengjiangli，xiangxiangjiuyoudianxiaojidong。
jiezheqinshoujiuhuanleyishenyifu，shunbianbashoulideneitaobinghaofujihuishoule。
“ding，huishoubinghaofuyitao，jianglixianjin200yuan。”
meizizi，youshi200dayangjinzhang。
huanhaoleyifu，qinshoujiucongchuangxiamianfanchuyigebianzhidai，ranhouchumenle。
qianmianshuoguo，jianpolanshiqinshouyanqiandezhongyaolaiyuan。
jianpolanzhuanqiandetongshi，hainengduanlianshenti。
yijuliangdeshiqing，shiqinshouzuixihuanzuode。
gangxialou，qinshoujiufaxialeyigekuangquanshuiping，tajimangwanyaojianleqilai，ranhouxialinghuishou。
“ding，huishoukuangquanshuipingyige，jianglixianjin10yuan。”
qinshouxinlilekailehua，yigepingzi10kuaiqian，10gejiushi100kuai，100gejiushi1000kuai……
zheinalishijianpolan，jianzhijiushijianqian！
qinshoulimajiujuedezijihunshendouchongmanleliliang。
buyuanchudelajitongzaitayanlidouchenglejinkuang。
dishangdelajizaitayanli，jiuxiangshimeinvzailaoniumangyanliyiyang……
那叫一个稀罕人!
qinshouyibengyitiaodechaozhetamenchongleguoqu。
“ding，huishoukuangquanshuipingyige，jianglixianjin10yuan。”
“ding，huishouyanheyige，jianglixianjin10yuan。”
“ding，huishousuliaodaiyige，jianglixianjin5yuan。”
“ding，huishouyantouyige，jianglixianjin10yuan。”
xitongneijixiehuadeshengyin，buduanzaiqinshounaodailixiangqi。
tadeshoujiduanxintishiyinyexianggebuting。
qinshoujuedezheiliangzhongshengyintingshangqutaishufule，zheishishenmeshengyin？
zheitemedejiushishuqiandeshengyin！
jianwanledishangde，qinshouyoubalvhuadailidelajijijianle，ranhoucaichaozhelouxianeilianggelajitongzouqu。
shenshouzhuaqiyigezhuangdemanmandelajidai，qinshoujiuxialinghuishoule。
“ding，huishoushenghuolajiyidai，jianglixianjin300yuan。”
qinshoulengleyixia，zheicihuishoumeiyouxifen……tajuedeyoudiankuile。
jiezheqinshoujiuxuecongmingle，bameigelajidaidoujinongkai，balimiandedongxiaigehuishou。
“ding，huishoujigutouyigen，jianglixianjin1yuan。”
鸡骨头也能回收？
qinshouxiaoleqilai，zheixitongdaoshibutiaoshi……
“ding，huishoucezhi32zhang，jianglixianjin32yuan。”
qinshoumeitouzhouleqilai，guaibudegangcaijuedeweidaoheyansedoubudui……buguokanzaiqiandefenshang，laozirenle。
“ding，huishoujiudianchiliangjie，jianglixianjin20yuan。”
“ding，huishouxiaoyuyibaozhuangheyige，jianglixianjin10yuan。”
“ding，huishouyuguyigen，jianglixianjin1yuan。”
qinshoudongzuohenkuai，sihaobuzaiyihuibuhuizhanshangzangdongxi。
zheiniantou，weileqianzangdianjiuzangdian，youderenweileqiandounengchidabian，zhandianzangdongxizaishoushang，suanbudeshenme。
“ding，huishoudoujingbaozhuangheyige，jianglixianjin10yuan。”
“chufateshujiangli，jianglisudierciqingchunqi。”
qinshoulengzhule，dierciqingchunqi？
这是什么鬼？
nandaozijiyaozhongxinhuidaoshijisui，manlianqingchundoudeshihou？
“dierciqingchunqi，shiyonghou，suzhukeyizaicifayu，tigaosuzhushengao，bangsuzhusuzaowanmeishencaibili，tigaosuzhuyanzhi。youqingweifuzuoyong，qingwensuzhuxianzaishifoulijishiyong？”
qinshoujimangjujuele，tatingmingbailexitongdejieshi。
shuobailejiushiyicirangtadabianyangdejihui，takebuxiangxianzaiyong。
yaoshibeipangrenkandao，jueduihuibatadangchengguaiwude。
zaishuole，zheiwanyihaiyoufuzuoyong！
“xitong，neigefuzuoyongshisha？”
“短期嗜睡。”
qinshousonglekouqi，zheigesuanbudeshenmefuzuoyong。
taqiangrenzheneixindejidong，baneilianggelajitongyikouqijijianwanle。
suiranzaiyemeiyouchufateshujiangli，danshixianjinjianglijiuzuyirangtaxiaochushenglaile。
tayinxingkaxianzaideyueyijingchaoguoyiwandaguanle。
yejiushizaitaxialouzheibangexiaoshili，tayigongzhuanleqibaqiankuai。
neilianggelajitongpingjunyigejitadailailesansiqiandeshouru。
“wozhuanqianla，zhuanqianla，wobuzhidaozenmequhua……”
qinshouhengchangzhennianqiandeyishouge，ranhoujiunazhebianzhidaihuijiaqule。
yikouqipaoshanglou，qinshoujiuxilegezao，ranhouchuanzhedakuchanazheshoujitangdaolechuangshang。
zaicikanlexiashoujishangdeduanxin，qinshoujiuxingfendezaichuangshangdaqigunlaile。
zheimeyihuidegongfujiushouruguowanle！
zijidaile8wanduoyousuanshenme？
qinfenyidian，zijiyitianjiunengzhuanqibawan！
lidaqiangbushiyaozhaozuihaodelvshidaguansima？
danglaozipani！laoziyezhao！kansheidadeguoshei！
yidingyaorangchuxiaoxiao，balaozideqian，yifenbushaodejituchulai！
fangzuzhang500suanshenme？
laoziyihouhaihuizhuzheixiaopofangzi？
huandafangzi！yaozhudabieye！
chuxiaoxiaobushijuedetaqiong，tamaibuqifangma？
laozijiuyaomaimodouzuidadefangzijitakankan！
qinshouxinlifahenlebantian，yuexiangyueqi！
suirantaxianzaizhiyouyiwanduokuai……dantahenbudexianzaijiuxiangrangchuxiaoxiaozhidao，taxianzaishichuxiaoxiaogaopanbuqidele！
qinshouzaixinlibachuxiaoxiaohelidaqiangsuishiwanduanlejibaici，zhongyuxiangqilezijihaiyoujianglimeiyoulingqu。
“xitong，wolingquneigedierciqingchunqi。”
“ding，kaishifafang……”
xitongdehua，qinshoudoumeitingwan，jiuzhijieshiquleyishi，yanqianyiheijiushayebuzhidaole。