第5章 微末伎俩

hanlaotaitaimeiyouduoshuo,qishitadaxinlijuedehanjiabukenengzhongbiao,jiaodailejijujiulikaile;hanjianyelazhehanyuyanyecongcongliqu。

huiyishili,zhiyouyiqunqingnianzidi。

aipangqingnianjixiaodao:“taoge,nishuozheihanyuyanshibushinaozichoufengle,kuaxiahaikou,bushizhaosime。”

“nanbuchengtayoushenmewangpai?”yigenvzishuo。

hanyuntaolengxiao:“tanengyoushenmewangpai,dengzhexiangsangjiazhiquangunchugongsiba。tabenlaijiushiwomenhanjiadechiru,zaojiuyinggaixiaoshile!”

“hanyunxi,denghanyuyangunchugongsi,nijietitadezhiwei。”

“pingshenme!”

hanyunxiliansebuyue,chenshengdao,“hanyuyanzuodeshizuidicengdegongzuo,woqimahaishixiaolingdao。hanyuntao,bieyiweinengxueruowozaigongsidediwei,xiangfan,niyinggaiyaobajiewo。”

“bajieni?nihehanyuyanyiyang,naozichouleba。”

“hehe,hanyuntaonibiedeyi。dengwojiarudahaomen,hanjiadezhurenjiuyaobianle,nimendoudeyangzhewodebixiguorizi!”

zhouran,hanyuntaosebian,“ni……”

“wozenmele!”hanyunximanlianqingmie,“nimenxinlihenqingchu,wocaishizuiyouxiwangjiarudahaomende。”

shuowan,gaoaodeniuzhexiyao,likailehuiyishi。

hanyuntaoliansetieqing,shengxiadeyixieqingnianzidiananduishi,xinlidazhexiaosuanpan。

……

jiangchengzhengzaiguaqiyizhendafeng,luochenduizheiyiqiebingmeixingqu。

菱湖公园,门口。

zoulejigexiaoshi,luochenzaizheilitinglexialai,“ai,meishenmehaodexiulianhuanjing,zheilihaisuancouheba。”

xiangyaojinkuaihuifudaodianfeng,xiulianbunengluoxia。

zailinghugongyuanxundaoyikuaipijingdedifang,luochenzhengzhunbeikaishixiulian,yigezhazhemawei,chuanzhebaishandeshaonvyinqitadezhuyi。

shaonvzailianquan,pangbianyouyiweitangzhuanglaozhe,shibushidekesouyishengzhidiancuodui。

zheixianranshiyiduiyesun,zaijuliliangrenshiduomidedashubian,kaozheyigechuanzheheisejingzhuangdeqingnian。

luochenkanleshaoxu,weiweiyihuo,ganjueshaonvliandequanfayouyidianshuxi。

“meixiangdaozaizheilihainengyudaowuzhe。”

kanlepianke,luochenweiweiyaotou。

xunchangwuzhexiulianneijing,dantazuoweizhangshengzhe,deyiyu《zhangshengjue》,xiulianchulaideshilingli。

zheikeshibineijinggaojiwushubeidenengliang。

zaishuoshaonvdequanfadadesuiranpiaoliang,dangenjixufu;xiulianchuleneijing,danquesanerbuning,weilibuzu。

jibianxianzailuochenhaizaihuifuqi,liandianfengshiqishijifenzhiyideshilidoumeiyou,danzheibanwuzhelaiyiqun,tayenengqingsonggaoding。

keshi,luochenzheiyiyaotou,shaonvbuleyile。

tazaojiufaxianluochenzaipangbianguankan,xinzhongpoweideyi;kefaxianluochenyaotou,haosihenbuxiedemoyang,dunshibuman。

“zhanzhu!”

shaonvshouquan,lengzheliankuaibuzoulai,“niyaotouganshenme!budongzhuangdong,zheizhongxiyinwozhuyideshouduanweimiantaichunleyidian。”

不懂装懂?

luochenyaranshixiao,tatangtangzhangshengzhe,zoubiangujin,jianguodewuzhebishaonvchidefanhaiduo;wuqiannianlai,tazhidiandedizidengshangwudaodianfengdedoushuzhibujin。

yanqianzheizhongqianloudequanfa,zennengkanbudong!

zhiyuxiyinshaonvzhuyi,zheigengshiwujizhitan。

cengjinglianzhouyouwangdoubulicaidebaosi,duitaxiaoyanruhua;cengjingsanguodiyimeirendiaochan,jitaduanchasongshui;cengjingneigewujianvhai,meiriweitaxijiao;cengjingqinhuaibayan,liurushi、chenyuanyuanzhiliubabudededaotadechongxing……

yanqianshaonvsuiranzhangdeqinglipiaoliang,kenalibideshangguwangjinlaidemeinvjiaren,jiulianhanyuyanrongmaodouyaobitaqiangshangyisi,luochenzenhuiyouxingqu。

“nishuohuaa,daodixiaoshenme!”shaonvbukenbaxiu。

neibian,tangzhuanglaozheyezouleguolai。

luochenananxunsi,xianranzheisanrendeshenfenbujiandan。xianzaitacaiganggangduguozhangshengjie,bunengtaiguoyuxianlu,buyizhaoremafan。

yushi,luochenbaishoudao:“wodequekanbudong,zhishijuedeyigenvhaizidazheizhonggangmengdequanhenhuaji,suoyishixiao。”

“huaji?nijingranshuowodaquanhuaji,kanbudongjiubiekan!”

“e,shishishi,wobukanle,zheijiulikai!”luochenganjuehenwunai。

shaonvshuangshoubaoxiong,xieyanhengdao:“benguniangquanfahualijingzhan,jingranshuohuaji,rouyanfantaidejiahuo……”

“caier!”

tangzhuanglaozheyishenghechi,shaonvtuletushe-toubilezui,zhijianlaozheyilianqianyi,“xiaoxiongdihenbaoqian,wosunnvxingzichongdong,haiqingjianliang。”

“meishi,nimenjixuba,woquneibian!”

luochenxiaolexiao,zaijulilaozhebaimikaiwaidedashudixiapanxierzuo,bishanglemouzi。zhangshengjueyunzhuan,yigurouyankanbujiandeqiliuzaizhoushenhuanhuanyingrao。

“大白天来公园睡觉,zhuangshenmezhuang,kendingshigoudarenjiaxiaoguniang。”shaonvyuekanyuebuman,yijingjiangluochenhuadingweizhanan。

“yi?”

laozhebenlaizhunbeiliqu,danzixiguanchaluochen,faxianyisibutongxunchang,mouzilishanshuozhejingyi。

pangbiandeshaonvcuicudao:“yeyekanshenmeni,kuaizouba!”

“caier,cirenbujiandana。”

“shei?”xiangcaierkanxiangluochen,fanlefanbaiyan,“yeyeniyanhualeba,neixiaozijiushihuazhongquchong,huoxuhaishigebuxuewushudechou**si!”

laozheyaotou,lianseyuefaningzhong,“zixiguancha,tameicihuxizhijianxiongtanggaogaoguqierhouxiabie,tuchulaideqixiningchengpilianshechulai;yongxinganshouyixia,tazhouweifangruoyouzhedandandeqiliu,zheishigaoshendeneijiahuxitunafamen!”

“shenmehuxituna,jiushifeihuoliangdayixiebale。”xiangcaieryilianbuxie,renweilaozhezhendehutule。

呼!

jiuzaizheishi,luochenzhangzui,yidaobaisepilianchongchu,shechuyimikaiwai;yucitongshi,zhouweidehuacaowufengzidong,yinyinyoudajiafengfan。

laozheyanzhongjing-guangyishan,dabuzouguoqu,“xiaoxiongdi。”

luochenzhengkaimouzi,faxianlaozheheshaonvzoulai,talimaodeqishenwendao:“laoxiansheng,youshenmeshi?”

“meixiangdaoniyeshiwuzhe。”

“shenme,tashiwuzhe?”shaonvhenchijing,xuanjiliansenankanqilai,“nishiwuzhezenmehuikanbudongquanfa,nigangcaiguozhenshixiaohuawo,jigeyisi!”

luochenyilianganga,daolezheigedibutayelandeshuohuang,danxiaodao,“shuozhende,nidequanfadadetaicaile!”

“ni!”

xiangcaierhuoqishangyong,daxiaotajiushixiangjiadezhangshangmingzhu,zhongxingpengyue;zailianwufangmianyehenyoutianfu,xiaoxiaonianjiyijingxiulianchulaineijing。

xianzai,yigebuzhimingdelurenjingranchaofengtaquanfataicai,zheishichiguoguodexiuru。

“haoa,neiwomenjiubihuabihua,wodaoyaokankanniyoushenmebenshi,ganshuochuzheidengdahua!”xiangcaiermoquancazhang,shiyaojiluochenyidianjiaoxun。

laozheqinghedao:“caier,niqishizheiweixiaoxiongdideduishou,buxuhunao!”

“yeye,nizenmezhangtarenzhiqimienisunnvdeweifeng。wokantajiushixuzhangshengshi,kanwojiangtajidapaxia。tuiyibushuo,jiusuanwobudi,bushihaiyounime;yeyenidabuguo,hugehaiyouzidanni,pashenme!”

shaonvyilianzixin,tiaoxindekanzheluochen。

zheishihou,buyuanchudashupangbiandejingzhuangqingnianzhanzhileshenzi,yizhishoufangzaiyaojiansijierdong。tangzhuanglaozheyemeiyoujixuquanzu,qishitayexiangkankanluochendeshili。

tarongmayisheng,nianqingshichichengshachang,congxuehaizhongpachulaide,shenmechangmianmeijianguo;ruoluochenshilichaohuxiangxiang,tajiusuanbudi,yebuju。

“nizhendeyaoyuwobihua?”luochenlianseguguai。

“zenme?palema?neijiuganjinqiurao,bingqiexiangwodaoqian;fouze,wojiudadenikudiehanniang!”

xiangcaieryangzhejingzhidexiaba,xiangyizhijiaoaodekongque。

luochenzhidaozheiyizhanshinanmianle,taduishaonvtibuqisihaozhandouxingqu,suishouzaishuzhishangzhaileyibianluoye,lingliguanshuqizhong,shouwanmengdiyizhen。

“xiu!”

yidaoheiyingshandianbandeshechu,jiazazhefengxiaozhisheng,tiezhexiangcaierdelianselveguo,dazaitashenhoushijimiwaidedashuzhishang。

“peng”deyishengzhaxiang,shuganchuxianyigeshendasancun,muzhidadekulong。

“caier,xiaoxin!”

tangzhuanglaozhezailuochenzhenwanzhijijiuliansedabian,zhidaoyudaolegaoshou,tafachujingjiao,shenzibaosheerchu,keyiranwanleyibu。

“fa,fashengleshenme?”xiangcaierhunshenjiangying,shuohuadoujiebale。

呼。

weifengqingfu,taerbiandeyilvheisipiaoyang,tongshilianjiachuanlaicitong;tamolemo,shoushangduoleyisidandandexueji。

tangzhuanlaozhejinghaimoming,jinghu,“jingqiwaifang,zhaiyeshangren,shiwudaozongshi!”

“yeye,nishuoshenme?”

“wudaozongshi?”

“shita?”

shaonvsanlianxunwen,manliannanyizhixin,danlaozhedeliansegaosuta,zheijiushizhende。

yixiangdaogangcaijingranduiyiweizongshibujing,haiduocitiaoxin,shaonvhoubeiyizhenfamao,lenghanzhimao,buzijuededuozailaozheshenhou。

wudaozongshi,wuzhededianfengcunzai,tineidejingqiwaifangshizongshidebiaozhi。

wulunzainali,wudaozongshidoushiyifangbazhu,diweizunchong,shinenggoubaibuzhiwaiqurenshoujidechuanqirenwu。

“zongshibukeru!”

laozheduanhe:“caier,likedaoqian!”

shaonvnalihaiyouzhiqiandeaoqi,bianderutongyizhirouruodexiaomao,jiushidugongshen,“zongshidaren,gangcaiduoyoumaofan,qingninkuanhongdaliang,buyaojianguai。”

buyuanchu,jingzhuangqingniantongyangwanyaobaoquan。

gangcaineiyimutadaoxianzaihaiyouxiexinyouyuji;neishuyeruoshishezhongrenti,jueduinengshechugexuekulong。weiliqiangdabushuo,haikuaidebukesiyi。

qingniansihaobuhuaiyi,ruoshineipianshuyechaotashelai,tashenzhilianbaqiangdejihuidoumeiyou。

“wufang,doushixiaoshi。”duiluochenlaishuozhishixiaojiliang,buzuweiqi。

“zaixiaxiangyuan,zheishiwosunnvxiangcaier,zheishiwotieshenbaobiaoahu。”xiangyuanbaolebaoquan,zhengzhongdao:“xianshengnianjiqingqingjingranyijingxiuchengzongshi,ganwenxianshengminghui?”