第3章
别墅二楼卧室。
lingqigangxiwanzaocongweishengjianlichulai，shenshangzhiguozheyitiaofenseyujin，zaikandaosongtingzhanzaizijifangjianlishi，tajianguaibuguai，zhijiewushi。
daoshisongtingshoulinazhejizhangzhaopiankaikouwenta：
“你被人跟踪了？”
lingqihuimouqiaoyiyan，neijizhangzhaopianshitacongtongxuehuishangnahuilaide，buzeguaimourenfantadebao，zhixianqidibiaodalexiazijideguandian。
“paidechousile，yidianjishushuipingdoumeiyou。”
xianran，tabuxiangtiliyangneigehuiqidewanyier，zhuanshenzhanzaihuazhuangjingqianzhunbeichuitoufa。
songtingqingliedemuguangluodaolingqineishuangbaixixiuzhangde**shang，mouseanlejifendetongshi，shangxianlezijidedushe。
“你本来就丑。”
lingqitouyemeihui，zidonghuifudao：
“shia，niyouwozheimegechoujiejiezhenshiweiqunile，suoyimafanxiacinizaishoushangdeshihou，biejiaorenlaizhaowojieni。”
songtingcongxiaojiuxihuandataiquan，pingrijialibujianrendeshihou，zhunnengzaiquanguanzhaodaota。
suoyitadeshencai，ng......
就很棒。
sangeyueqiantabeidashangneici，shitayigetongxiaoxuedimubailianxizijiqujiederen。
jinguanhenbuqingyuan，danaobuguozijilaomawennvshidedanxinyucuicu，lingqizuizhonghaishituidiaoleyuanbenheliyangdeyuehuiqujieleren。
buguohuixiangqidangshineichangjing，lingqixinzhongzhiyoulengheng。
songtingzheigemeiliangxindexiaochusheng，kandaozijiqujietabuganjiyejiusuanle，huijialushanghaiyaozuoyao。
bushielejiushikele，zaibujiushileileyaotabei。
neishengaotixingcha，daodisheibeisheiheshia。
houlailingqishuailianzibuganle，jiuzhesongtingdeerduobarenjizhuaihuilejia。
e，shunbianshuoyiju，talingqikebushirouruoxiaonvzi。
cengzaiwudangshanzhuguoyinian，huidianquanjiaogongfu，suanbushanggaoshou，danshenshouyebucha。
zhanzailingqishenhoudesongting，gangxiangweixindijiaobianshuoneicishoushangzijigenbenjiumeiyaotalaijieshi，quetingdaolechuifengjikaiqideshengyin。
lingqidoubujitajiaobiandejihui，dengchuiwanletoufa，tazhuanshenzoudaosongtingmianqianjiuxiazhukeling。
“nihaiyoushima？meishidehuajiuchuqu，woyaohuanyifule。”
songtingchuimoukanta，yitouwuheidezhangfasongsandipiluozaibeihou，xizhangmeixiadeshuangmouwanrucuicanxinghe。
yanboliuzhuanjian，yonglanyufengqingsiyimanyan。
neigaotingdebiliangxiashidanfensedechun，xiangyiduobeijingxindiaozhuodefenmeigui，daizhejifensuiyidejiaoyan。
moxiongdeyujinzhezhutaaorendeshencai，luchudesuogujingzhimiren，kandesongtingxintiaojiasuergenweihong，xiayishidiyanlekoutuomo。
kezhixiazijixiangyaobarenyazaichuangshangdechongdong，songtingsiyazizuiyingdao：
“dangranyoushi，woyeganghuilai，jintianwanfanhaimeichi，niqujiwozuo。”
lingqikanzhetaneishangxiahuadongdehoujie，yiweitazhendeele，huixiangqizijijinwanyemeichidongxi，bianbunaifandihuiyingdao：
“wozuodedongxininacichiwande？bushixianqizheijiushixianqinei，xiangchijiujiaowaimaiquba。”
bielangfeishiwule，xiaozuojing。
lingqishuobajiuxiangquyimaojianhuanyifu，kegangzhuanlegeshen，shoubeijiubeiyonglicheleyixia。
lingqihaowufangbeiquefanyingxunsu，fanshoujiuyaojiduifangyigecejianshuai。
songtingfanyinggengkuai，youjiaowangqianyibuwenzhuzhongxin，zuoshougouzhulingqidebojing，yongyigeqiaomiaodezhuanshenjiangrendaidaolechuangshang。
shiguojingqian，rujintixingshangsihaobuzhanyoushidelingqi，fanguolaibeisongtingzhengzhengyazaichuangshang，tongshishenshangdeyujinyebeinongsanle。
liangrenjinjulisimuxiangdui，ganshouzheduifangshenshangdezhiretiwen，lingqitiaojianfansheban‘a’deyishengjingjiaohou，mengdituikaisongting，jinjiezheshoumangjiaoluandinayujinzhezhuzijideshenti，yibianzheyibianma：
“songting，nigewangbadan！dongzuonengbunengqingdian，meicijinwofangjiandoubujingguowoyunxu，shiwojinilianlema？”
benlaiduifangneiyingbangbangdexiongtangjiroujiugeren，xianzaihaichadianbeiduifangkanguang，zhenshiqisitale！
shaonvmuyuhoudeqingxianghaicanliuzaibiqiang，songtingjuedezijilianjiayouxiefatang，tawenlewenshenxing，cetouwoquanfangzuibiankesouyisheng，dao：
“wodoushuolewoyaonijiwozuochide，ruguonibuzuodehua，woxianzaijiudadianhuajiwenayi，shuoninve-daiwo。”
人不要脸天下无敌。
huangmangdelingqimeifaxiansongtingdeyiyangbianhua，zhitaimoudengtabingyaoyaqiechidao：
“niyaoshigandadianhuajiwoma，xinbuxinwojinwanzaileni！”
wennvshidesuisuinianshibansuizheweiquhekuqide，niantaoshiyuqimianruanwentun，tingzhejiurangrenjuedezizeyuxinteng。
neiyifuqiongyaoshimeirendekuqingyang，bieshuonanrenle，nvrendoushoubule。
lingqicongxiaozuipadejiushiwenlindesuisuinianheluolei。
jintianzheiyiju，songtinglvezhanxiaoxiaoshangfeng，zhuyaoshilingqibuxiangbeikanguang，suoxingbiandayinglesongtingde‘wuli’yaoqiu。
jiuzheiyang，zaisongtingdezhushixia，lingqicongcongjinlefangjianneideduliyimaojian。
huixiangqifangcaihuailidewenxiangruanyu，songtingnaohailizaicishengqileneigedadanyouhuangmiudeniantou。
xiangbalingqiyazaishenxia，weisuoyuwei。
chuimoushi，songtingdeyuguangkandaodishangsanluozheliyangpairengenzong**dejizhangzhaopian。
qishineicishoushang，shitaguyirangmubaitongzhilingqide。
sheirangneitian，liyangneigoudongxixiang‘chi’lelingqini。
haiyoujilingqideneifengyoujian，yeshisongtingjide。
suiranxiaoshihoutaqueshibuxihuanzheigeturanchuxianzaizijijiademosheng‘jiejie’，danshinianshijianxiangchuxialai，buxiguanyechenglexiguan。
songtingduilingqideganqing，congzuichudepaichiyane，daorujindeyijingmomofazhanchenglexihuanhe......xiangzhanyou。
xihuantagenzijidouzuishideyangzi，xihuantazouzijishideyangzi，xihuantachanggeshideyangzi，yexihuantaxiaoqilaideyangzi......
wufenzhonghou，lingqihuanhaoleshuiyixialouqujisongtingzuochide。
zhiyuzuodeshenme，dangranshineixiaozuojingzuitaoyanchide，queshitazijizuixihuanchidexiangcainiuroujidanguamianle。
chouchongyibandeweidao，zhenshimeiweia。
songtingzaiyipangkanzhelingqiwangmianshangsadabadabadexiangcai，tazhouzhemeishuo：
“zheizhongdongxidaodishisheizaichi？nishiyouweijuezhangaima。fenbuqingxiangchou？”
lingqigouzhechunjiaoduitashuo：
“aichibuchi，buchiladao。”
饿死你个挑剔鬼。
songtingrenzheexin，yongkuaizibaxiangcaiquanbujiachulaihoucaikaishichimian。
忽然，凌七对他说：
“xiazhoukaishiwoyaoqulugezongyijiemu，dagaiyilianggeyuedeshijianbuzaijia，niyigerenzishengzimieba。”
hualimeiganqing，shizelingqizhidaosongtingshiebuside。
因为家里有保姆。
songtingdizhetoumeihuihua，yanzhongqueshanguoyimojiaoxiadeliuguang。
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文末小剧场之工具人
wojiaoshenruoyan，yuanmingshenzhaodi。
chushengyutchengyihuputongjiating，congxiaochengjizhongshangzhangdeyehaokan，houlaigengshikaozheyifuhaosangzichengweilecdadeyishusheng。
congxiaoxianchengjinrudaodachengshideneitian，wocaizhidaoyuanlaizheishijieshangderenqueshibeifenweisanliujiudeng。
woxianmutongsushedenvhaimendongbudongjiunengmaigemingpaibao，huozhedongbudongjiunenglaigechuguoyou，youdeshijialibenshenjiuyouqian，youdeshikaofuhaonanyou。
biruzheijiexinshengzhongyougechulemingdefuerdai，liyang。
daerneinian，dangwodezhizijizaimouyizhoushangleyinlexixiaohuabangdiyideshihou，xinqinghenjidong，xiangzheshifounengdedaoneixiefuerdaideguanzhu。
guoran，youyitianliyangxuanbuzijiyaozhuiyinlexixiaohua，wozhidaohou，mianshangguzuojinchi，jieshouzheshenbianpengyoumendexianmu，xinliquezaoyilekailehua。
kesheizhi，liyangzuihouhonghonglieliezhuiqiuderen，jingranshishangyizhoudexiaohualingqi，haidewozaipengyoumianqiandiulehaodadelian。
wodangshijiubaneigejiaolingqidenvshengjijihenshangle，xiangzhezongyouyitian，yaobaofuhuiqu。
duonianhoudeyichangtongxuejuhuishang，wozaicijiandaolelingqi。
suiranwobuguoshiliyangyonglaiqilingqideyigegongjuren，danbingbufangaiwotaoyanlingqi。
pingshenmetazheimeyigebuzhitiangaodihoudenvrennengdedaoyouqianrendexihuan。
suoyi，zaicizhiqianwojiuyijingzhaorengenzonglelingqi，haipaixialetahebiedenanrenqinmidezhaopiannimingfajiliyang。
jiuzheiyang，chenggongrangtamenzaitongxuejuhuishang，chedifenshoule。