（naozijicunchu！！！）
平行世界
jiangcheng，guolijiangchengdaxuenei
“wushanwuexinzhiti，youshanyoueyizhidong，
zhishanzhieshiliangzhi，weishanqueshigewu。
qingfenxiyishangshiju，neirongbushaoyu300zi。”
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jiangwan，jiangchengdaxuelishixueyanjiusheng。
benlai，tazhengzaiganwangtushuguandelushang，zhunbeizijidebiyelunwen。
ranhou，yiweixiaoshourenyuanlanxialeta，bingjiletayizhangxuanchuandan。
shangmianheranxiezhe：“kaodianyuce”，
kanzhezheigebiaoti，taxianrulechensi。
benjiuyaneguanggaohongzhadetazhouzhemei，yanfandibailebaishou，
并严词拒绝了对方：
“bushi，gemen，zheimejiandandewenti，nizenmehaoyisijiaoyucede？”
raner，xiaoshourenyuanfeidanmeifangqi，haidanganzaicifaqijingong。
“ng！zheiweitongxuesihujibengonghenzhashima，
nei，youmeiyouxingqujiaruwomenjigoudang‘laoshi’？”
jianduifangrucihoulianpi，tafangxiayijumeixingqu，bianzhuajinwangtushuguanganqu。
2gexiaoshihou，jiangwanrouleroujianbang，dakaileyikuanshifenhuobaodeshipinapp，
yucitongshi，shoujishangyitiaoxinxiyishanerguo，
【ding！xitongbangdingchenggong，suzhushuadeshipin，jiangchuxianzailichaolidai！】
dangran，youyusudutaikuai，tagenbenmeiyouzhuyidao。
zaitayukuaidefangsongxinqingshi，lichaolidaidetiankongdoufashenglebianhua。
西汉
“hunzhang！hunzhang！！hunzhang！！！
neibangxiongnumanzisaoraodahanbianjing，haijielvewodezimin，
rujinhaitianbuzhichidizhaowoyaosichou，yaochaye，tamenyaozheixiedongxiyoushenmeyong！！
gengbuyaoliandeshi，tamenjuranhaigangenwomenyaonvren，
jiuzhei，haiyaowoganxietamen，
tamennazheimeduo，woshenmedoumeiyou，haiyaowoganxietamen！qitianla！！！。”
kanzhexiongnuneibiandeguoshu，yixiangsuixingdeliubangdouqimaoyanle。
liubangnujiangguoshuhenhenzhiyudi，zaidianneilaihuiduobu，houshengrulei：
“wotangtangdahan，qirongcidengxiuru！
ruobushichudingtianxia，binglishangpi，dingyaojikefabing，jiangneixiongnushadepianjiabuliu。”
raner，tayezhidaodahanmuqianbaifeidaixing，pibidehezhibingli，
zhengdangtaditouaishengtanxishi，tiankongturanfanqiyidaolanguang，
jiezhe，yidaotianmuruhuajuanbanhuanhuanzhankai，
jianci，liubangbujinbuhaipa，faneryichangjidong，
yinwei，taxiangliyongtianmurangneibangxiongnurenmingbai：xianzai，gongshouyixingle！！！
南宋
yangzaixingdeshenshangchamanlejianshi，rutongciweiyiban，queyijiukuiranbudao。
niugaoyutabeitiezhebei，shuangshoujinwozhanmadao，
numuyuanzheng，zhimianneiruchaoshuibanxiongyongerlaidejinjun。
jinjunhanshazhentian，matiyangqigungunyanchen，siyaojiangyuejiajunshunjiantunmei。
jiuzaicishi，tianmuzhaxian。
jinguojianglingwangzhetianmu，meitoujinsuo，xinzhongquanhenglibi。
piankehou，tazhongshijuedingmingjinshoubing。
yuejiajunjinbengdeshenjingzheicaifangsong，yangzaixingyeyinlijiehunshuiguoqu。
大明，崇祯年间
zhuyoujianrengranzaiyudachenwuxiuzhidibianlunzhe，wanquanmeizhuyidaotianmudechuxian。
jinguan，lizichengyijinggongpoleyizuozuochengchi，
yiji，manqingzhengzaiguanwaihushidandan，shiyaoyaoxiazhongyuanzheidakuaifeirou。
erzaicishi，sunchuantingkandaoletianmu，buzhizendi，fachuleyizhengankai：
“xiangwosunchuanting，wangxijingetiema，zonghengshachang，weiminghehe，
neishishenzhezhanjia，yiqifengfa，huixiaxiongbingzaiwo，
suodaozhichu，dijunjiewenfengsangdan。
ranerrujin，quebeikunyuci，yishenlanlvpoyi，beijianningxiaorengouxian，zhuangzhinanchou。
ruozheitianmuyouling，nengshibixiamingjian，fangwochuqu，wosunchuantingbidangpiganlidan，
yicanqushisixiaozhongbixia，zhitanmingyunnongren，jinxijingyu，tianchadibie。”
yanba，tazichaodixiaolexiao，xiaoshengzaizheikunjingzhizhong，xiandegewaibeiliang。