第1章

wojieshiquancundiyidameinv。

tayouzhemayiyibanxianxideyaozhi,yishuangyanjingdaruheiputao,cunlizhiyaoshigenanrendouxiangtashiguoai。

danwojiezhizhongyiwojiefu。

wojiefutizhong527jin,tataizhongle,xiangwojieqiuqindeshihou,shizuozaiyikuaikuanhoudemubanshang,rangbagerentaizhelai

的。

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tatunletunkoushui,couzaiwomadeerbian,xiaoshengdishuo:「ma,woxihuanta,tashiwojianguozuifei,zuizhuangdenanren!]

jiefuyeshiwojianguozuifeidenanren。

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[zhangmuniang,wolaixiangdaniqiuqinle!」

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cunlizhiyaoshigenanren,douxiangwojieqiuguoqin。

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[zhangmuniang,wodetizhong.…….baoninmanyi!]

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[ma!woxihuanta,woyaohetajiehun!]

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结婚进洞房!亅

woturanjuedejiejiehenjueqing。

jiejieqishishiyouyigeweihunfude。

neiweihunfutizhongshi468jin。

不过这掺了点水分。

taxiangwojieqiuqinzhiqian,chileershijindeguanyintuyonglaizengzhong。

dantadangshiyijingshiwojiejianguodezuizhongdenanrenle。

suoyi,wojieduitamanlianaiyi,yeshuodangwanjiuyaojiehun。

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wojiezhijieliaotiaozi,rangtagun。

xianzaiyoulaiyigechaojifeizhongzhe,wojieyoukaishiaiyifanlanle。

[好好好!]

womaxianranyeshifenmanyizheihunshi,lianlianpaishoushuolejigehao:「jinwanjiushazhuchaocaizuojiuxi!」