wensheng，litangneidezhongyiren，yiliandaizhi。
zheigechenjileyiniandeyaba，jingrankaikoushuohuale！
sangyin，haishineimedegaokangliaoliang！
neirong，haishineimedexuexingbaoli！
yikaikoujiuyaobaofuxingyaochuanmei。
fudonghelinajingyazhiyulianshangfuxianchuchaofengzhiyi：“nishuoniyaobaofuxingyaochuanmei？”
xingyaochuanmeishizenyangdecunzai？
neikeshilongguochuanmeilingyutianhuabanjibiededingjijituan。
raoshiyinianqianhuobaoquanguodeyunchuan，dounengbeiqiwanzhiyuzhangjian。
xianzaiyiwusuoyou，shenzhilianyigeyirendousuanbushangdeyunchuan，jingranyaobaofuxingyaochuanmei？
凭什么？
jiupingsangzihuifuzhengchang，nengshuohuale？
别闹笑话了。
jinguanruci，helinarengjiubunengrongrenyunchuandetiaoxinxingwei，miandaiweinu，jingzhidezouxiangleyunchuan。
“baofuxingyaojituan？”helinabuxiedexiaoxiao：“niyiweinihaishidangchudeyuntianwang？”
“likaixingyao，nisuangeshenmedongxi？nijiushiyigelianqigaidouburudelaji！”
“woshilaji？”yunchuanlengxiao：“neizaizuodesuoyourenjiulianlajidouburu！nigaosuweixianzhongneigegouzei，tahaorizibuduole！”
“nisuangeshenmedongxi，buyaoyiweinisangzihaolejiuyouzigegenxingyaojiaoxiao，laozongdemingziyeshinigefeiwupeijiaode！”yunchuansangzihuifu，ranghanluxinzhongshanguoyisiweijigan。
yinianqiantabeiyunchuandeguangmangyangaidehaowucunzaigan，jihumeiyourenhedeyanchu。
tanengyoujintian，quankaomeiseweishenyuhelina，hepeihexingyaolaozongweixianzhongdejimou。
guerzaijianyunchuantiaoxinhelinadediyishijian，hanlucaixuanzezhanlechulai。
yinweitashenzhiyunchuandeqiangda，suoyitabunengjiyunchuanfanpandejihui，tabixujiangyunchuaneshazaiyaolanli，fouzedengdaitadezhiyousiwang。
“woshifeiwu？”yunchuanbuxieyixiao，haizhenyiweitabuzhidaohanluhehelinaneidianjianbuderendegoudang，zhishibuxieyuhezheiyangdeqiziduojijiaoeryi:“nibuguoxiaoxiaopachong，youyoushenmezigegenwojiaoxiao，nianjingyidian，woxinqinghaodehua，xingxuhainengfangniyima。”
dangjinxingyaojituandeqiangda，yunchuanchengren。
可那又如何。
tayunchuanchuleyouxitongyiwai，hailaizilingyigedifang，yigebeichengzhiweidiqiu。
yigeyinle、shige、yingshiyuanyuanchaoqianyuzheigelanshuixingdeqiangdaxingqiu。
liangnianqiantachuanyueguolai，nenggoupingjiediqiushangdeyishou《xiaojiuwo》jiubaohongyulanshuixingdelongguo。
rujindeta，youlexitong，haiyoulediantangjidesangyin，xiangyaonanieyigechuanmeigongsi，xiangyaonongsiyigexiaoxianrou，haibushishounabaqiadeshiqing？
yunchuanyuyaozaicikaikou，luojiuerqueshibuzhiheshichongdaoletamianqian，jiaojidedengletayiyan：“yunchuan，jirannidesangzihuifule，jiubiechongdongle，jihedongdigetourengecuo，hehangepeigeli，nihaiyouzhonglaidejihui。”
“ditou，peili？qiangzhedezidianli，meiyouzheilianggecihui，likaixingyao，wozhaoyangnenggoufeihuangtengda，zhaoyangnengwansizheigexiaopachong。”
yunchuanzhidaoluojiuershizaiweitazhengqujihui，danzheijihui，tabingbuxuyao。
“一个月！”
“yigeyuehou，wohuirangxingyaoweidangniandexingweifuchuyingyoudedaijia，wohuirangxingyaozhidao，dezuiwodejuewang！”
“xingyao，siqijiangzhi！”
“...”
yanba，yunchuanganjidekanleyiyanluojiuerhou，bianxiaosaliqu。
zhiliuxialitangzhongchayieryouyinyinbuandezhongyiren。
cengjingneigeyaoyandenanren，haoxianghuilaile！
......
“xitong，diaochushuxingbanmian。”
zouchuxingyaochuanmeijituandeyunchuan，zhijiediaoqulezijidexinxi。
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suzhujineng：diantangjisangyin
congnenggoukaikoushuohuadeneiyikekaishi，yunchuanjiunenggouganshoudao，tadesangzi，yijingbiyinianqian，qiangchuletaiduotaiduo。
zheiyecaishitayouxinxindiaodaxingyaochuanmeideyuanyin。
zhiyaonenglizai，daonadoushishilipai。
chakanwanzishenxinxidelinyi，gangzhunbeihuijia，quebeiyigezongzidangzhulequlu。
zhunquedelaishuo，shiyigejiangshangbanshenwudeyanyanshishi，youshikouzhao，youshimojingmaozidedazhangtuimeinvzongzi。
yunchuanpuchiyixiao，yirancaichuleshenqianjiangshangbanshenguodeyanyanshishidenvrenshishei。
“jiuer，niyaoshilaiquanwohuiqudehua，jiuzaodianhuiquba。”
“wo......wobuquanni，woqingniqujiubahejiufangsongfangsongzenmeyang？”
luojiuergangxiangyaokaikouquanyunchuanhuiqu，kehuadaolezuibian，kanjianlinyineiyiliankangjudemoyang，youhuanleyifushuoci。
“这个可以有。”
yunchuandiandiantou，zhiyaobushiquantahuiqujiuxing。
dedaolinyidetongyi，liangrendangxiajiuqianwangleyijiafujindejiuba。
“两杯莫吉托。”
jiubali，yunchuanyaoleliangbeijiweijiu，yibeizijihe，yibeidijileluojiuer。
yunchuanyikouhewan，zhuanjiezheyouyaoleyibei，lianxuyaolesanbeihou，caitinglexialai。
kanzhejiubalishengyibushun、qingchangshiyi、jiatingbuhedeyunyunzhongsheng，yunchuanbumiandexinshengchouchang。
yipangdeluojiuer，zishizhizhongdoumeiyouheshouzhongdejiu，zhishiyilianchourongdedingzheyunchuan。
zuizhonghaishirenbuzhukailekou：“yunchuan，jirannidesangzihaole，jiuhuiquba，yinidenengli，xingyaokendinghuizhongxinjienani，zhongxindazaonide。”