第5章

wohaimeishuohua,zhouchunianyanshenchanmeide,jiuchaogangjinfandiandeguifurenyingleguoqu:

“wangtaitai,suiranzheishiwomendiyicixiangjian,dannixiangxin,wokeyibangzhunidizaoshangyediguo。”

haibudengwokanqingchubeihoulairendemoyang,danmuzaicireqieleqilai:

“zhiyaonanzhunengshuodongguirenbangzhu,nanzhujiunengdongshanzaiqi,chengweibeichengdeshangyedalao。”

“qianmiandejuqingkandewobiequsile,haohaodeqianligunanzhuzenmebianchengle,buzhitiangaodihoudefenghuangnan。”

wozhuanguoshenqu,kandaodanmukouzhongsuoshuoguiren,bujinxiaolechulai,tiantianhanleyisheng:

“干妈。”

gaobantian,zhouchuniansuoshuodeguiren,haidoushiwojiaderenmai。

duimianchuanzheyongronghuaguideguifurenreqiedelazhulewobaixiruannendexiaoshou:

“nihaochenggegeyelaile,tazaidadianxingli,yihuierjiushanglaile。”

zhouchunianbuganxiangxinyanqiandeyiqie:

“shenme!shangyishiwodeguirenwangtaitai,juranshizhangbaozhudeganma!”

danmudefengxiangdouzaijiaoma:

“gaoshenmea,shenmeguiren,gaobantianhaishizhangbaozhudeganma!nanzhunijiushihuashishuoba,shangyishitaganmabangnidaodishikannidenengliqiang,haishihenilaopodeguanxihao?”

“zhendehenwuliao,haiyiweishishenmelizhidapian,gaibianmingyun,jieguojiushiquankaolaopoyijiadeguanxi,chilaopodeyonglaopode,zuihouhaibalaopohaisile。”

chengqiujianci,jiqiedecuicuqizhouchunian:

“nibushishuo,zijishejideshangyelantu,guirenyidingxihuanma?zenmebugankuaishangqugaosutani!”

zhouchunianlengzaiyuandi,bugandequrudao:

“nandaozheiyishi,yetaotuobulebeizhangbaozhuqiaoquhaoduodemingyunma?”

“tashizaojiuzhidao,haishiguyiyinman,yaokanwodexiaohua。”

ganmatingzhechengqiuhezhouchuniandeduihua,bujinmeitoujinzhou。

tapizhejingzhidexiaoyangmaopifeng,shenchudaizhefeicuijiezhideshou,danyoudenieleniewodexiaoliandao:

“xiaobaozhu,nizenmegenzheixienaoziwatederenyiqiwana,yaowoshuo,beichengshenjingbingtaiduo,burunigenwomenhuihaishiba。”

zhouchunianguqiyongqi,zaicilaidaowangtaitaidemianqian:

“wangtaitainihao,woshizhouchunian,nintingwoshuowansanjuhua,wojiunengjinijiadeqiyedailaishangqianwandelirun。”

ganmawuzuixiaolexiao,yanshenlizhibuzhudewanwei:

“nibieshuole,woxianzaijiujinisanqianwan!”

zhouchunianyanshenlishanguoyisiqueyue,taxingfendao:

“wojiuzhidao,pingwodemanfucaihua,yidingnengzaizheishidaidafangyicai,keweishishishizaoyingxiong!”

takangkaichenci,redeganmaxiaodeqianyanghouhe,ganmadaxiaodao:

“wosongnidesanqianwanshi:qianwanyaokuaile,qianwanyaokaixin,qianwanyaoxingfu!”

taxiaogoule,taitaishou,rangzhaodaiyuanjiangzhouchunianhechengqiuganchuqu。

tacongzijidaideshihelitaochujizhifeimeidedazhaxie:

“ganmatedijinidailedazhaxie,zheiweidaoxiandediaomeimao,kuailaichangyichang,xiebajiannihaochenggegedoujinidaileya!”

zhouchunianhechengqiubeihaobuliuqingdeganlechuqu。

tamiansefuza,buzhidaonaozilizaixiangshenme?

zheishuangzhongshengerrenzu,haimeicongshangyishideshemishenghuozhongxingwuchulai。

tamenhaimeimingbai,ruobushiyinweiwo,shangyishiganmashenzhidoubuhuiduokantayiyan。

danmudefengxiangzhujianzhuanbian,chuxianleyixiekanwanlejuqingderen:

“xiaosile,zheibujuzhendehuidebunengzaihuile,shangyishinanzhuyudaoguirenbangzhu,yeshiyinweiguirenshinvpeideganma!”

“nvpeiyiweinanzhuzhenxinaita,jiubuguyiqiezhichitadeshiye,gaobantianjuranshigebaiyanlang。”

“kanwanlequanbudejuqing,wozhinengshuonannvzhushigoushi,nvzhuziganduoluoqugewutingpeijiu,nanzhuqueyaojiangzheiyiqiedekunandousuandaonvzhutoushang。”

“haihaohuilaizhuizhongshengdejuqingle,yaoburanhaizhendebeibiequsile,haishinvpeiyounaozidejuqinghaokandian。”