第2章 这老婆,我娶定了!

yefengyunbeiluyimandamengbile。

tamingmingshitongguozhongyidesimenzhenduanfamen“wangwenwenqie”de“wang”zijue,kanchulaide。

erzheigenvren,jingranyiweizijidiaochaleta。

yefengyunwuzhelian,shifenshoushang。

tadingzheluyiman,weiqudao:“luzong,woyunisumeipingsheng,wodiaochaniganshaa?kuangqie,nizheibing,yinggaishinideyinji,bingwuduoshaorenzhidao,nishuowozenmediaochani?”

“neinishizenmezhidaode!”

luyimanxingmoubaozheng,dengzheyefengyundao。

yefengyunrouleroulian,dandandao:“wokanchulaide。”

“看……出来的?”

luyimanneidongrendelianpang,xianchuyipianbukesiyi。

tazheibing,queshiyijingjiuchantayiduanshijianle,tameihaoyisishangyiyuanqu,bianzaiwangshangsouleyixieziliao,daoguowaijinkouleyixieyaowufuyong。

kexideshi,neixieguowaiyaowu,budanmeiyong,fanerrangtadeyinji,yuelaiyueyanzhong。

zhidaotazheigebingde,chuletazijizhiwai,bianwurenle。

yanqianzheigelaizixiangxiadeqingnian,xiangyaodiaochata,neizenmekenengni!

zhishi,zheiqingnianshuoshikanchulaide,zheirangluyiman,yidianyebuxin。

“duia,luzong,nibuyaowangle,woshifushigelaozhongyi,woziranyeshi,wotongguowangwenwenqiedewangzi,jiukanchulenidebing,youshenmexiqidema?”

“haole,jiranluzongninduiwokanbushang,neiwozhinenghuiqule。buguo,wolaihuidehuochepiao,nidejibaole。”

shuobazheihua,yefengyunbeiqilezijibubao,zhuanshenjiuchaohuochezhanlizouqu。

kanzheyefengyunneiliqudebeiying,luyimanshensebuding,bianjiaodao:“nizhanzhu!”

“zenmele?nihaiyoushenmeshuodema?”

yefengyundingzhu,zhuanguoshenzi,muguangquezailuyimandeneigechangkouyouli,weixiaodao。

“nideyishu,bizhiqinlaoshenyiruhe?youxueletajifen?”luyimanwendao。

yefengyun“hahaha”daxiaoleqilai。

“nixiaoshenme?”luyimanchenshengdao。

“woshuowoyishutianxiadiyi,nixinma?”yefengyunshuranzhizhuxiaorongdao。

“你吹什么!”

“nikan,wozenmekuawodeyishu,nidoubuhuixin,neiheburuyongshishishuohuani?”

“hao!”luyimanshenxiyikouqi,lingdetagengjiadongren……

“yefengyun,duima?jiaruninengzhihaowofuqindebing,woluyimanzhaonidangshangmennvxu,bingqiejiniyibanjiachan!”

tingleluyimandehua,yefengyunxiayishidezaitaneiaorandeshencaishangqunxunleyifan。

kandaoyefengyundezheigeyanshen,luyimanyijingbayefengyundingxingweixiaoliumangle。

tabuxiangxinzheigejiahuo,nenggouzhihaozijifuqindebing!

buguo,suoweisimadanghuomayi,zijifuqinfanzhengdouyijingbingrugaohuangle,jiuguqierangtayishi。

qizhi,yefengyunqueyaoyaotou,dao:“wobuqu!”

“ng?”luyimanlianseyibian,dao:“niweishenmebuqu?”

“nigangcaiwuyuanwugudedalewoyierguang,bixujiwodaoqian,wohuoxucaihuikaolvjinifuqinzhibing!fouze,zaixiagaoci!”

yefengyunhenaorandeshuowanzheihua,niutoujiuzou。

luyimanqidexiongfushangxiaqifu,duziliyeshibiezheyiduziqi:“hao,wojinidaoqian!”

yefengyundouranzhizhuleshenzi,dao:“daoba。”

“duibuqi。”luyimanzhideyaoyaqiechidejiyefengyundaolegeqian,erxintouquebayefengyunhengebansi。

jiaru,yefengyunbunengzhihaozijifuqindebing,tajueduihuihaohaojiaoxunyixiazheigejiahuo。

yefengyunyebushigedeliburaorenderen,kandaoluyimanzheimedadenvlaoban,doudaoqianle,biandiandiantoudao:“zouba。”

yefengyunzoudaochepang,zuijiaoqinzhewanweidao:“zenme?niqingwozheigegaorenjinifuqinzhibing,nandaobujiwokaimenma?”

“你!”

luyimanqidexinzangzhichouchou,zheigexiaozitaijianle。

jiaruoshitashifulai,zijikaimenyejiukaimenle,tayigexiaotudi,youshenmezigebaipu?

“bukaishiba?neiwozoule。”

yefengyunniutoujiuyaozou,luyimanyaoyaqiechidao:“kai!”

luyimanqinzidakailemen。

yefengyunweiweiyixiao,biandadafangfangdeshanglechezi。

jinjiezhe,luyimanyeshanglechezi,muguanglinliededuiyefengyundao:“nizuihaozhihaowobadebing!!”

yefengyunzuijiaoqinzheweixiao:“nifangxin,nizheilaopo,woqudingle!”

“哼!”

luyimanqinghengyisheng,bianduisijidao:“xiaoliu,huiqu。”

“是。”

xiaoliutouguohoushijing,muguangbiyidepieleyiyanyefengyun,bianjiashizhechezichufale。

luyimanquanchengdoushilengzhelian,meishuohua。

eryefengyunzeshikanzhechuangwaidegaoloudashaheneixiehuazhizhaozhandemeizi,zezedao:“dachengshijiushihaoa!doushigaoloudasha,doushipiaoliangmeizi!”

luyimanmuguangbiyidepiezheta,xintouananlianggezi:tubie!

yefengyunturanzhuanguoshenzi,muguangzhigougoudedingzheluyimandedazhangtui。

luyimanzhuyidaoyefengyunzheigeyanshen,qiaolianyichen,hedao:“**!nikanshenmeni?”

yefengyunxixixiaodao:“luzong,nichuan**,zhenhaokan,zhenxinggan,biwomencunlideliguafuhaihaokan。”

吱嘎!

kaichedexiaoliu,yigebuwen,chadianbachezizhuangshanglupangdelanganle。

zheigexiangxialaidetubie,kezhenmenga!

jingrandangandiaoxileluzong!

hainatahecunlideguafubi??

yaozhidao,luzongkeshibenshizhimingdeshangjiebingxuenvshen!

bieshuodiaoxitale,jiusuanshiduokantaliangyan,douyaodaomei。

erzheigetubie,jingranganshuozheizhonghua……

guoran,luyimandelianseyeshizhouranyihan,xiayishidejiuyaotaiqishou,shanyefengyun。

yefengyunlimajiaodao:“nigandawoshishi,nidawo,wojiubuqujinifuqinzhibingle!”

“你!”

luyimanqideyaobaozha,tahenhendefangxiashou,muguanghenbudechileyefengyun!!

yefengyunweiweixiaodao:“luzong,buguowohaishiyaojianyiniyidian,nichuan**suiranhenpiaoliang,danzheizhong**,yapolitaiqiang,quebuliyunidejiankang,wojianyihaishituoleba……”

吱嘎!

kaichedexiaoliu,chadianyoubachezizhuangshanglanganle。

tayijingwufazhishizheigetubiedeniubile!

tajingranrangluzongbatuole……

“liumang!nijiwobizui!!wozhaoni,shirangnijiwobakanbingde!ruguoniganzaixinkoucihuang,wojiuduinibukeqile!”luyimanfennuhedao。

“hehe,haoba。woshuodefeifuzhiyan,jinwanlingchensandian,nidebingqing,haihuijiazhong,daoshi,nijiangfutongnanren,genlvdagunyiyang……haohao,wobushuole!”

yefengyunjianzheinvrenyoutaiqileshou,bianzhideyaotoudao。

yefengyunxintouxianghaole,yidingyaozhihaozheinvrendefuqin,rangtazuozijidelaopo!

daoshihou,kanzijizenmeyongshibabanwuyishoushita!

rangtaguizaizijimianqianqiurao。