第1章

抖抖短视频热搜

no1:heimaojingzhang“bubai”yaopojilule(redu:1.6yi)

yitiaobiaotiqipaderedianzaipingtairedufengkuangbiaosheng。

dianjinbiaoti,yingruyanliandejingranshiyichangzhibo!

erkaizhibodezhanghaojinghaidaiyoulanvrenzheng。

【jinghaishihongxiapaichusuo】

zhibojianzaixianrenshuzhijieshuaxindoudoupingtaijilu,tongyishijianliangqiansanbaiwanrentongshizaixianguankan。

jiuliandingliumingxingdouyaobukejideredu!!

erjiushirucihuobaodezhibojian,huamianzhongbingmeiyoushenmeshuaigemeinv,bingmeiyoushenmenitiancaozuo。

youdezhishiyizhishenzhe“jingfu”heisetianyuanmao,zhengzaijingjuzhongzhualaoshu!!

zhibojiandedanmugengshibeishuabaole!!

“bubaijiayoua!!!zhualezheizhilaoshujiupojilule。”

“xinlaideguanzhong,biemengbi,zheishiheimaojingzhangzhuadiyibaizhilaoshudexianchangzhibo~”

“zhiyaobubaijintiannengpojilu,wozhijieshuatayibaigejianianhua。”

“qie~niyejiuzhangzhezhibojianmeikaitongsongli,gezheichuiniubi!”

“citiaopinglunweizheng,danfanbubainenggoupojilu,mingtianjueduiqujibubaisongyixiangmaotiao!”

画面中。

zhijianyizhishenshoujiaojiandeheimao,rutongyidaoheiseshandianzaipaichusuozhongyuyizhilaoshuzhuizhu!!

laoshutixingzhida,shenshoufeichangminjie。

yibannengzhangdaozheigetoudelaoshu,neibiranshiyizhijiujilaosiji,putongdemaoxiangyaojiangqiqinzhukendingbujiandan。

dalaoshuzhengyicicibianxiangpiaoyi,xiangyaojiangshenhoudeheimaoshuaidiao。

tapingrilijiushikaozheiyizhaoxishuabenshoubenjiaoderenlei。

“吱吱吱!!”

奈何啊.....

tajintiansuanshizhaocuoleduishou。

benyiweijigeshanshenbiannengshuaidiaodeheimao,quebuliaoheimaosudukuaidaobaozha,suoyoujiadongzuodoupianbuguota。

guanzhongmenkandeyeshidahuguoyin!!

zheiyimaoyishushangyanzheyichujingcaidezhuizhuzhan!!

“wangoulema?yehaiganzhejihuoxitongni。”

喵喵喵~~~

laoshuhuitouwangxiangheimao,xinzhongbuyoudemimansiwangdeqixi。

julizhijin!!xiangyaozhuazhuzijijianzhijiushiheimaoyizhuazideshiqing。

naihezheizhiheimaorutongzaiwannongzijiyiban,chichibuchuzhuazi,queyoububujinbi。

鼠鼠我啊.....

jintianhaoxiangyaogaleqaq。

manmandedahaozidetilibeixiaomodaijin。

“hahaha,zhiqianzheidahaozihaiqiyanxiaozhangni,gaobantianshizanmenbubaigenbenjiumeiyoushichushilini。”

“tangmudangnianyaoshiyouzheibanyongmeng,yebuzhiyubeimilaoshuxishuachengzheiyang。”

“neitmdejiaojierui!bushimilaoshu。”

shushusesefadoudewangxiangzheidaoxionghandeheiyingxiangzijizoulai。

yanqianzheizhiheimaohunshenjianzirou,maofayouliang,tianshengyitong,zuobiantongkongtianlanzhise,youbiantongkongfanzhejinse,yanzhongyouzhexingchendahai。

zheibanyapogan,rangshushuwoadoukuaiheniaole!!!

zhiganjueyanqiandazhuaziyihui,xiayimiaobojingzhichubianchuanlaiyizhentengtong。

......

bubaijiaoaodediaozhedahaozi,zhanzaile“weirenminfuwu”zhixia。

zhitingyishengtianmeidenvshengchuanlai。

“wa!!gongxiwomendebubaipojilule,zhuadaolediyibaizhilaoshu。”

sizhougengshichuanlaibushaonanjingyuandehuanhu。

这一瞬间。

zhibojiangengshifeiteng,danmurutongchaoshuibanyonglai,yishijianjiangzhibojiandounongdeyouxiekadun。

“bubainiuwa!!”+1....+9999

“shangyicizheimejidonghaishiguozutijinshijiebei,wuwuwu~~”

“leimu.....qinyanjianzhengyizhi***congzhuadiyizhilaoshu,daoxianzaidedisanweishudezhanji。”

“tmdwoerzijingranmeiku,wozheijiujitayituoxie。”

yishijianzhibojianjiangjinqianwanrenyitongjianzhengzheilishishike。

youshihouwangyoumendekuailejiushizheibanjiandan.......

danyaoshuozuizuizuijidongde,haideshi“bubai”!!

xiaoxiaodenaodaizhongchuanlaiyidaoxitongjihuodeshengyin。

【gongxisuzhuchenggongbushayibaizhilaoshu,qianzhirenwuwancheng】

【maomaojingzhangxitongjihuo】

[suzhu]:yefeibai(bubai)

[pinzhong]:zhonghuatianyuanmao(gong)(yisui)

[liliang]:5(chengrenpingjun:15)

[minjie]:20(chengrenpingjun:8)

[fangyu]:10(chengrenpingjun:15)

[技能]:暂无

[canyudajifanzui]:0qi

【suzhumeichenggongcanyuyicidajifanzui,tizhidouhuidedaotisheng,qiehuisuijihuodejineng】

yefeibaizheiyikedoukuaikule......

“burongyia!!taiburongyile!!”

qianshiyefeibaisuodudeshiyisuojingxiao,youyuyiciyiwai,momingchuanyuedaoyizhizhuzaipaichusuodeliulangmaoshenshang,jiulianmingzidoumeiyou!!

zheirangyixinxiangyaocongjingdetashunjianshiqulehuoxiaqudedongli。

yefeibaiyizhiyilaidemubiaojiushidangjingchadajifanzui,rujinzheiyishibuweiren,jianzhibishaletahainanshou。

但天无绝人之路。

tajihuoleyigemingjiao【maomaojingzhang】dexitong,rangtashenweixiaomaomaohainengdajiweifafanzui。

奈何.....

xitongquefabuleqianzhirenwu。

【busha100zhilaoshu】

ganghaozijisuozaidejinghaihongxiapaichusuolaoshufanlanchengzai,ranggeweiminjingtongzhikeweishixiangdangtouteng。

suiranjingyuanmenpingriligeweidajifanzuifenzishenshoujiaojian,danshimianduilaoshu.....

haidejiaoji“zhuanyerenyuan”

jiuzheiyangyefeibaidancizhongren,pingjieqianghandebushunengliyiwaidehuobaoquanwang,meiyicidebushuxingdongguanfangdouhuijinxingzhibo。

wangyoumengengshiweiqidingzhileyitaozhuanshude“policecat”jingfu,dapeishangzheiheiliangdemaosekeweishixiangdangshuaiqi,zhanhuobushaomimeimidi。

yaowenzhei“bubai”mingzideyoulai?

[hongxiapaichusuo]:“weiwomenpaichusuodebushuxiaonengshouqugeming,xiwangbudaiheizi,dianzanzuigaozhezhengyong。”

heijiushitadetedian,burangdaiheiziqibushinanweirenma?

wangyoumengexianshentong,zuihou.....

“bubai”dianzan10w+

[红霞派出所]:6

huixiangqichuanyuehousuojinglideyimumu,yefeibaiwunaiyaoleyaoxiaomaotou。

ganghuiguoshenlai,yanqianchuxianyidaozhiyoutanengkanjiandexitongjiemian。

【zhengzaifafangjihuojiangli····】

【gongxisuzhu!huodebjijineng[kuangbao]】

[jinengjianjie:10miaoneitizhiquanmiantishengwubei,lengqueshijianshifenzhong]

提升五倍!!??

yefeibaixinzhongyijing,tishengwubeiqineihailede,wanquanchaoyuelerenleideliliang。

qiezijideshenshoubenlaijiushifenminjie,yaoshizaifanwubei.....

si~~jianzhibuganxianga!

zheiyangdejinengjingrancaishibjijineng,ruoshizaihuodeyixiegenglihaidejinengyouhuishishenmeyangni?

直播间......

画面一转。

yiweizhangxiangtianmeidexiaojiejielumian。

(meiyounvzhu,houmianyouzhijingquanhuoban)

tasuishenzhejingfu,danneitingtingyulideshencaiyiranreyan。

zaisuyanchujingdeqingkuangxia,zhangxiangyijiushitianmeidongren。

周雨欣。

jinghaishigongrendejinghua,gongzuonenglixiangdangchuzhong,nianjiqingqingbianshishenjingbaizhandeyijijingyuan。

biekantazhangxiangtianmei,dangongzuoshiquejirenyanligaolengdefancha。

“aowu~~jinghuaxiaojiejieyoujianmianle。”

“zhenxianmububaia,tiantiandouyourucipiaoliangdexiaojiejiezhaogu。”

“ganwennimenpaichusuohaiquemaoma?woyenengzhualaoshu。”

zhouyuxinwangxianggeweiwangyoudelipudanmu,dandanyixiaozhengjingshuodao。

“jinghaishirenminjingchazaicitixingquanguowangyou,yidingyaoxiaoxinwangluozhapiane~”

“jintiandezhibojiudaozheige,suiranpaichusuodelaoshujinhumiejue,buguodajiahaishiyoujihuizaijiandaobubaide。”

伴随着甜美的嗓音。

【直播结束】

【benchangzhibodianzan10.8yi】

zhibogangjieshujinghuaxiaojiejiebianpobujidaidexiangyefeibaizoulai。

heimaoyeshishifenpeihedejiangkouzhongduanleqidedahaozirengzailedishang。

renyouxiaojiejiejiangzijibaozaihuaizhong。

zhouyuxinmanyanchongni,kandechutafeichangxihuanhuaizhongdeheimao。

yefeibaizhiganjueluorujiweirouruanzhichu,zhuazidoukuaixianjinqule。

“zhuhebubaitongzhishunliwanchengrenwu。”

shuobazhouyuxinminzuiyixiao,youxiexuqiaopidexiangbubaijingli。

meixiangdaodeshi,huaizhongdexiaojiajingranyejuqilemaozhuazhua。

“敬礼!”

喵~

jiandaorucikeaiyimu,xiaojiejielianshanglekailehua。

yipangdejingyuanmenyebuyoudetucao。

“bubainizhenguofen!!zhenggepaichusuojiuzhouyuxinnengbaoni。”

“shia,wopingshiyeweilenibushaoxiaoyugan,nijingranburangwolulu。”

(¬_¬)miao~yefeibaihenshigaolengdehuileyiju。

bijingchengweimaomaoyihou,takewenbudeyanwei。

zheishinaohaizhongquechuanlaiyizhenjicudejingbao。

【didi!jingbao!!jingbao!!】

【jiancehongxiajienongmaocaishichangyoufanzuifenzizhengzaizuoan,haiqingmaomaojingzhangsusuganwangxianchang】

(guanyuxiaojiejiemenrukengbenshu,xiangzhidaobenshuzouxiangdexiongdimen,kanciduanduanping)

xiaoshuo《wojiushizhihajimi!nirangwozhuafanren?》di1zhangshidujieshu。