金秋九月，本是丰收的好时节，但是静亭侯却躲在书房里砸了好几样瓷器，嘴里不停地骂骂咧咧，看起来不像是侯爷，倒更像是个市井流氓。
“zaijingchengzheigedijieer，gandezuiwobanhuai，laozinongsita!”
“fuqin，ninbieshengqi，erzizheijiuchuquzhaorenzoutayidun。”
“nijiaorenzouta，wozhaohuangshangshoushita!”
“naogoulemeiyou?”yinshiyijiaochuaikaishufangmen，kanzhemoquancazhangdefuziliang，lishenghechidao，“haixianwaimianneixiehuachuandebugounantingshibushi?”
jingtinghouyuerziqiqijinsheng，jingtinghoubacaizaiyizishangdetuishoulehuilai，jingtinghoushizibanhengbawanqilaidexiuzilvlexiaqu。
jiuyuedetian，yinshilengshiyaoshanzheshanzicainengmianqiangpingfuxindidenuqi，takanyebukandishangdesuicipian，jingzhizoudaoyizishangzuoxia，genzaitashenhoujinlaideyahuanpozimenkaishiqishoubajiaodeshoushiqilai。
cipianzhuanglaizhuangqudeshengyintingdetaxinlihuoqigengzhong，henhendidenglefuzierrenyiyan，sushouyipai，zhuomianshangdechazhangenzhetiaoletiao。
“buguoshigexiangyexiaodichulaidedongxi，kaoshangkejujingshuoyaotuihun，haibaichuyifudangchushiwohoufubihuntacaibudebucongdezitai，shenmewanyier?!”
“mu、muqin，”banhengcoudaoyinshimianqian，peizhexiaoliandao，“ninqiebiedongnu，tiandixiasantiaotuierdechanchubuhaozhao，liangtiaotuidenanrenbiandidoushi，zanmenjiayaoshoushita，buguoshidongdongzuideshiqing，kebiebaninshenziqihuaile。”
“wodaoshibuxiangshengqi，kenikankanzheidoushenmeshier?”
rennagezuomuqinfangzaixinjianjianshangdenver，beirentuilesancihun，xinlidouchangkuaibuqilai。
taxixiajinyiziyinv，houyesuihuangtanglansan，danbushitanhuahaosezhiren，suoyijialibingwuqieshitongfang，buguotayejiuzheigeyoudiannengnadechushoule。
dangchunverchushengshi，tagenyiweiguizhonghaoyoudinglewawaqin，nazhidaoneihaizizhangdaosansuideshihoudeleyichangtianhuayaozhele。
nvershisansuishi，yuzhongpingbofudicizixieqilindingqin，nazhidaolinchugele，xieqilinturanzhaodao“zhenai”，gen“zhenai”sibenle。haidewaimiandouzaichuan，tajiaguniangshigecaobao，lianyigeyahuandoubibushang。burantangtangboyefudegongziweishenmeningkegenyigeshangbudetaimiandenvrensiben，yebugentachengqin?
houlaixieqilinsuiranbeizhaolehuilai，danliangjiahunshihuangle，congciliangjiarenyebuzailaiwang，chadianmeichengweichouren。
zheicideshiqinggengjiahuangtang，zheigeshenyushishidongzhoushenshipianzhi，mianqiangsuandeshangdangdidewangzu，laijingchenghouduitamenjiaguniangyijianzhongqing，kuzheqiuzhegentajiatiqinqibaci，jieguotamenjiagangdayingxialai，tazheixiangyoufankoule。
tuihundeshihou，biaomianshangshuozhepeibushangtamenjia，neiliqueshixianqitajiaguniangkouyoumeimaomeiyoutounao，weirenshechilansan，bushiliangpei。
dangchunimeikaoshangtanhuashizabuzheimeshuo?zheihuierdaoxianqitajiaguniangshechile，tamenjingtinghoufuyouqian，yuanyirangzijiaguniangshechidianyouzenmele?!
zheixiangbanjiasanrenqideshibuxiayan，neibianbeituihundezhengzhuquehaishuidezhengxiang。
banhuazaizuomeng，zheigemenghenzhang，zhangdaotaxinglaideshihou，genbenfenbuqingzheilishixianshihaishimengjing。dangtazuoqishen，kandaowaimianguazhedezhenzhulian，caihuangranjingjue，tagangcaishizaizuomeng。
duile，tagangcaimengdaoshenmele?
haoxiangshitayoubeituihun，sheizuolehuangdi，tafuqinmaofanxindi，beixuequlejuewei，ranhoutamenquanjiajiuguoshanglekubabaderizi。
tiana，bunenggenrenpanbishoushi，panbihuafuderiziyouduomekepa?
bunengkanneixierenmingmingzaibeihoumata，biaomianquebudebugongjingtadebiequyangzi，zheirenshenggaiyouduowuliao?
zheigemengshizaitaihuiqi，tahaishizaodianwanglehao。
“xiangjun，”yahuanmozheyanleikukutitidizoulejinlai，“shentanhuajingranlaituihunle。”
banhuaruanpapadeyaogandunshitingzhiqilai：“tuihun?”
完了，噩梦成真了!
tafuqinbushijingtinghou，neitadidijiubushishizi，tayebuzaishidangjinbixiaqinfengdexiangjun，tayihouhaizenmechihewanle，damaliugoushanghua?
renshengkuduan，nandaotazhiyouduanduanjiniandexiangleshiguanglema?
neigemengbiedetameijizhuduoshao，zijibushixiangjunyihouyouduocandaoshijideqingqingchuchu。xiangdaozhei，tadunshibeicongxinlai，chuanshangxiezipishangyifujiuwangzhuyuanpaoqu。
“xiangjun，nindetoufa!”
xinghaojingtinghoufudexiarenzuiyan，burandaolemingtian，jingchenglideredianjiuhuibiancheng“jingtinghoudinvyintuihunfakuang，yishanbuzhengzaijiazhongkuangben。”
shijishang，zheiyeshijingtinghoukandaonverhoudediyigexiangfa。
“wodeguainv，”jingtinghoukandaonverpitousanfa，yishanbuzhengdechuxianzaishufang，dunshihaotaodakuqilai，“guainv，zanbujiale，mingtiandiequjimaiyidademianshouhuilai，nengwennengwuzhangdehao，nixihuannagetiaonage。”
tianxiadenanrendoubushihaodongxi，haidetanverbianchenglezheiyang。
zheizhongshihou，jingtinghouyijingbazijipaochulenanrendefanwei。
banhengyanxiandepielejiejieyiyan，taliangetongfangyatoudoumeiyou，yemeijiansheijitazhangluoyige，yeshenrenjinghongxiutianxiang，yeshiyashima。
“xiangdoubiexiang，”yinshixiezheyanjingdengleerziyiyan，“nijiwoguaiguaidaizaijialinianshu。”
“wo、woshenmedoumeixiang。”banhengjuedezijihenweiqu，mingmingtashenmedoumeigan，zenmejiubeimuqinniantaole。
“nishicongwoduzilishengchulaide，nineiyanzhuziyizhuan，wojiuzhidaonixiangganshenme，”yinshikandaonverzheigeyangzi，xinzaojiuruanleyiban，henbudeshousileneigeshenyu。danshitadanxinzijideqingxuyingxiangdaonver，zhidehaoyanhaoyudequandao。
“nifuqingangcaidehuasuiranhutu，danshi……”yinshiqingpaizhenverhoubei，chajuedaotazaibuzhudezhandou，bianwenshengruanyudao，“tiandixiahaonanrenduozheni，jiusuanzhaobudaoyemeiguanxi，jialidepuzizhuangzitianchandouyounidefen，niyouqianyoudiwei，pashenmeni。”
banhuazaiyinshishenshangcengleceng，xiaoshengdao：“wobushiyinweineigesheituihunnanguo，shiyinweizuoleyigehenqiguaidemeng，caiyouxiehaipa。”
“mengdaoshenmele?”yinshijiannverbingbuzaiyituihunzheijianshi，toutousonglekouqi。
“xindidengji，taxuelefuqindejuewei……”
“xuelejuewei?!”banhengzhenggerendoudanleqilai，“xindishishei，womenxianzaixiankengsita。”
“wojibuqingle，”banhuarenzhensisuolebanshang，“buguoyinggaishigehenlihaidenanren。”
“nidoubujiderenjiashisheile，hainengjiderenyouduolihai?”banhengqieleyisheng，“zheiyetaibukaopule。”
“zuomenghainengdangzhenle，bulihainengdanghuangdi?”yinshizaibanhenghoubeishangqiaoleyixia，burangtagenbanhuaqiangzui，“biepa，biepa，mengdoushijiade，zanmenjiabushihaohaodeme?”
“nizumushidazhanggongzhu，sheigandongwomen?”yinshitaichuletamenjiazuidadekaoshandeningdazhanggongzhulaianfunverdeqingxu，“bupabeizuzongmenma?”
“keshixindibushijiangjiarena。”banhuazhazheyanjing，meilideshuangtongdaizheyicengwuqi，kanqilaigewaidichuchukelian，“neigedengjideren，shigejuxinpocedechaochen。”
“si，”yinshidaoxiyikouliangqi，kanleyanmenwai，yahuanpoziyijingtuichuqule，xianzaiwulizhiyoutamenyijiasikou，“zheihuakebunengchuquluanshuo。”
banhuazhidaomuqinbuhuixinzijizuodezheigemeng，shijishangliantazijidouduizheigemengbanxinbanyi，“mengliwobeirentuihun，jieguowogangcaixinglaideshihou，neigexingshendejiuzhentuihunle。suoyi……wanyishizhendezenmeban?”
“nei、neizenmeban?”congxiaodaodadoushiwankudebanhuaijinzhangdikanxiangyinshi，“furen，yaobuwomentoutouzhaogedifangzangdianjinyinzhubao?”
“fuqin，nizenmenengxinwojiedehua，tadoubeituihunhaojicile，jiuyinweizheigejiuxiangxintademengshizhende，neiyetaihaoxiaole，”banhengbailebaishou，“jie，nizaixiangxiang，menglimianhaiyoumeiyoufashengshenmedashi?”
“zuiqian!”banhuashenchushouzhichuoleyixiabanhengdenaomen，shoubeishangjiazhilianchengdexueyushouzhuohuangdebanhengchadianhualeyan。
“woxiangxiang，”banhuashouhuishou，chezhetaneiyitouluanzaozaodeqingsi，“wozaixiangxiang。”
banhuaijinzhangdikanzhezijianver，xinliwanfenxiwangzheigemengshijiade。
“duile，wojidemenglihaifashengguoyijianshi，jiushizaiwobeituihunhoubujiu，xieqilinzhuimashuaihuaileyizhiyanjing。”jianyuduifanggenrensiben，rangzijidiuledalian，suoyibanhuabazheijianshijidehenqingchu。
解气嘛。
“bukuishiwobanhuaidenver，dezuinideren，zaimengliyebuyaorangtahaoguo。”banhuaixinmanyizudimolemoxiabashangdehuxu，“neigexiehuaishuijiubushigehaodongxi!”
“dui!”banhengzaiyipangfuhedao，“wojiantayici，jiuzhaotayicimafan。”
yinshilengxiaodao：“kemeicidoushinichikui。”
“neigexieqilindushuduo，yiduzihuaishui，meicidounengbaheideshuochengbaide，wonaershuodeguotaa，”banhengxingxingdao，“buguowoyebuchikui，tazuipizizailihai，woyebutengbuyang，wozoutayiquantahaishiyaotengde。”
zaibanhengdeluojishijieli，beirenmabusuanchikui，beirendacaijiaochikui，mingshengzheileidongxi，duitabanxiaohouyelaishuo，neishitianbiandefuyun。
“guainv，nimenglimianxiehuaishuishuaihuaiyanjingshishenmeshihou?”banhuaigenbanhengyiyang，yagenbuzaiyishenmemingsheng，fanzhengtacongxiaodaoda，yemeitingdaojigerenkuata。
“jiuzaishenyulaituihundediertian。”
“那就是明天咯?”