第1章 卑微系统,在线哄骗

di1zhangbeiweixitong,zaixianhongpian

“裤子扒了。”

yesechenyu,pianpidexiaoxiangliyouguchaoshifulandeweidao,yigenianqingnanzixiangshikandaoleshenmekepadehongshuimengshouyiban,dunzaidishangsesefadou。

danzhanzaitamianqiande,queshiyigeshencaijiaoxiaodenvzi,waibiaokanshangqumeiyoubandianweixiexing。

“biegenlaoniangshuahuayang,ganjintuo!”

nanzibeihedehunshenyizhan,fadoudeshuangshoumanmanjiekaikudai。“feiliwushi,guniangnengbuneng......xianzhuanguoqu?”

sunianshuangshouchazheyao,yishuangpiaoliangdeyanjingsidingzhedunzaidishangshuangshourengranjinzhuazhekutoudenanren,bunaifandecuicudao:“mojishenme?woyoubushimeijianguonanren,hainengbanichilebucheng?”

“zai、zai......zaixiahaishidiyici,guniangnengbunengwenroudian?”nanrenmanmancongdishangzhanqilai,biaoqingxiangshouweiqudexiaoxifuside。

“feihuananeimeduo,kuaidiantuo!”

sunianshenxileyikouqi,diyici,sheibushini?

tashuileyijuexinglaijiudaolezheigeqiguaideguidifang,shenshanghaichuanzhepopolanlandeqigaiyifu,hunshensuanchoudeweidaotazijidoushoubule。meibanfa,sheirangzheixiongdidaomeini,zijisongshanglemen。

suniandiyicidangqiangdao,jiuqiangleyishennanrendeyifu,haoxiangyoudiankui......

yushi,tayoudaolehuiqu。“xiongdi,yaoguaijiuguainiyunqibuhao......”

nanrenguangzhebangzidunzaijiaoluoli,kelianbabadewangzheta。“guniang,zaixia.shenshangjiushengyitiao*kule,zhendebunengzaibale。”

“fangxin,wobushineizhongbeibi**zhiren......”sunianbuhuaihaoyidexiaolexiao,jiangshoushenxianglenanziyaojian。

“guniang,ni、ni......”wanle,zhenjiebubaole。

“nipashenme?”suniannazouletashenshangdeqiandai,fangzaishoulidianledianzhongliang。“wojiujiedianqianeryi,yihouyouyuanfenzaihainiba。”

sunianchuanzhedajielaideyifu,nazheqiandaidayaodabaidezouchulexiaoxiang。tahaimeiyoumoqingchuzijichuanyuedaoleshenmedifang,buguo......buguanzaishenmedifangyouqianjiushiwangdao,xiannongdiandongxitianbaoduzizaishuo。

?bangdingchenggong,xinshourenwuqidong。】

“sheizaishuohua?”sunianturantingdaoleyigexiaohaierdeshengyin,taganjinkanlekansizhou,lengqingdedajieshangyigerendoumeiyou。

难道是幻觉?

sunianyaoleyaotou,gangmaikaijiaobuneigeshengyinyouchuxianle,jiuxiangshicongtadenaohaishenchuchuanchulaide。

?suzhu,zheibushihuanjue,nizaiyuanlaideshijieyijingsile。】

“nicaisile,niquanjiadousile!”sunianyagenjiubuxiangxin,tacaiershichutoushentibeierbangchimamaxiang,zenmekenengsile?

“shenmedongxizaihehulaoniang?youbenshinikaimen......pei,youbenshinichulaia,bieduozaianchubuchusheng。”

“buganshuohuale?”sunianlalelayixiu,jixudayaodabaidewangqianzou。

neishengyinxiaoshileyihuier,turanyouchuxianle。

?keke......buhaoyisi,xitonghuangfeiyijiuxinhaobudahao,buguobuyongdanxin,yijingxiufule。】

sunian:“......”

?nizhendeyijingsile,buxinjiuquhebiankankan。】

sunianshunzheqinglengwurendejiedaozoudaolehebian,ditoujiukandaohemianshangyingchuyizhangchoulouherendelian。“wotian!zheishishenmeguidongxi......”

yizhangheiqiqidelian,toufaxiangkuhuangdedaocaoyiyang,dianxingdeyingyangbuliang。taganjindixiatoukanlekanzijideshenzi,zheinalishitashuxideshenti,shoudeyizhenfengdounengchuizou。

“woyidingshihaimeiyoushuixing,haizaizuomeng......”sunianjiangshuangshoushenjinshuili,cigudehanyishunjianchuanbianquanshen。

taxilebalengshuilianxiangrangzijiqingxingguolai,quekandaohemianyingchudeneizhanglian,wuguanyuelaiyueqingxi。

“zhenshijianguile......”

?suzhu,qingjieshouxianshie~】neishengyinyouzaierbianxiangqi,haidaizhedianxingzailehuo。

“jieshougepi,laoniangcaimeishijianpeiniwan!”suniansuishoujianqiyikuaixiaoshizi,zaxiangshuimianshangneizhangmoshengdelian。

tagangzhanqishen,yanqianturanyizhentianxuandizhuan,naodaijiuxiangkuaiyaocongzhongjianzhakaileyiyang,yizhenzhencitong......haibansuizheyixiemohudehuamianshanguo。

posuilingluandehuamianzuheqilai,naohailiduochuleguanyuzheijushentidejiyi。hedaduoshugouxuexiaoshuoshedingyiyang,nvzhushenshifeichangqican,diediebutengmamabuai,haiyouyigeeduhoumahebailianhuameimei。

“shenmekengdiexitong?nengbunenglaidianxinxiandejuqing,zheizhongjuqingzaojiulandajiele......”takanguoneimeduogongdouju,shenmexitalaxiaosan、xiaosi、xiaowu,gezhongbailianhuataolulanshuyuxin,zheizhongeduhoumahemeimeiyijionengchuailiangmiyuan。

“zhiyaowanchengrenwu,nijiunenghuodefuhuodejihuie。”beiweixitong,zaixianhongpian。

“xinnigegui,kengdiexitonghuaidehen,laoniangyoumeisibuxuyaofuhuodejihui。”sunianmianwubiaoqing,tabujieshouzheizhongwunaodejuqing。

xitongyidianyebuzheji,jixuwangxiashuo。

?wanchengrenwu,keyibaofu。】

duanduanbagezi,feichangyouliliang,zhijisuniandexinzang。

“heihei,nizaoshuobujiuwanle。qishibaobubaofushenmedebuzhongyao,wobushineizhongsuqideren,guanjianshiwojiuxihuantiaozhanzheizhongyouquderenwu,tiyanbuyiyangderensheng......”suniancuolecuoshouzhang,xiaohehedewendao:“xitongbaba,zheigongzishianxiaoshijiehaishiantianjiesuanni?”

xianran,xitongmeidasuanhuidatadewenti。

?renwukaishi,qingjieshourenwuxinxi。】

“aiai,womenhaimeiyouqiandinglaowuhetongni,gongzishifaxianjinhaishidaka......”yizhenqiangliedexuanyunganxilai,sunianyanqianyiheichediyunleguoqu。

......

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,sunianmanmanhuifuleyishi,tazhengkaiyanjiukandaoyijianpolanlouyudewuzi,kongqizhonghaiyougunanwendemafenweidao。

zheijushentihaizhenshishouruo,shoujiaodoubeimashengbangzhu,minjieduyedaburuqian。zhishifanlegeshencongdishangzuoqilai,jiurangsunianhunshendahanlinli。

“neijianyatouhaimeixingma?”menwai,turanchuanlaiyigenvrendeshengyin。

jinjiezhe,‘peng——’yishengjuxiang,yuanbenjiuyaoyaoyuzhuidepolanmumenbeirenyijiaochuaikaile。

“xingle?xiaojiangutou,juranhaigantaopao。”

manhanedudeshengyinchuanrulesuniandeerduoli,tataiqitoujiukandaoyigechuanzhehuagui,yilianjiansuankebodenvrenzoulejinlai。zheijiushiyuanzhudeeduhouma,meixiangdaozhengkaiyanjiukandaota,haizhenshiyingxiangxinqing。

“nimenlengzhezuoshenme,haibuganjinjiaojiaotafulideguiju。guoranshimeiniangyangdexiao**,bale......wojintianjiutininianghaohaojiaojiaoni。”