第1章

buruozhanzaigaogaodeshanxia,wangzhezijizhuleshiwuniandedifang,haiyouzaishanmenkouneikudeqingshenyiqiedesigedananren,zuijiaobutingchouzhe。

“shifua,ninyaoshishebuderuoer,ruoerjiubuzoule。”

nianjinliushi,chuanzheyishenbaipaodejinwuyouyongyixiucazheyanleideshouweidun。

“keke,ruoer,shifujinizhunbeilenizuiaichidegaodian,yijingfangzaimacheshangle,yihuierlushangmandianerha。”

kanzhebuzheshengsehoutuidelaotouer,buruojixukanzheshengxiadesangenanren:“dashixiong,ershixiong,sanshixiong,nimendoushederuoerzouma?zhiyaonimenliuruoer……”

“neige……dashixiongzainibaofulifanglexuduoyinpiao,huijingdouhouqianwanbieweiquziji,xiangchishenmejiumai。dashixiongmeiyuedouhuianshipairenjinisongyinzi,fangxin,juebuhuilaofanxiaoshimeilaihuipao。”

“ershixiongjinizhunbeileshanghaodeyiqunheshoushi,quandoujilebierrangtayiqifangdaomacheshangle。”

“haiyouwo~haiyouwo~sanshixiongjinizhunbeilehaoduoanqi,wuwu……yaobushishifubutongyi,sanshixiongdouxiangpeiniyiqizou。”

dashixiongkeyuanjiejianzhuang,yibajiangliangrenladaoshenhou,xuezhezijiashifudeyangziwanghoutui,henbudezhijietuidaoshanmenli,zijiaxiaoshimeikanbujiantamencaibaxiu。

“ruoera,kuaizouba,shifuhenisanweishixiongjiusongnidaozheile。”

“huiquhouruoshiyoushi,nijiu……jiuxiexinhuilai,shifuheshixiongmendingweinichengyao。”

buruokanzhehenbudeyinshendesiren,hengleyisheng,zhuanshenshanglemache。

macheshang,congxiaogenzheburuodebiershanggandao:“zaishanshangzhuleshijinian,zheituranyaolikaihaizhenyouxieshebude,jiweigongzizhidao**yaozou,tiqianjigeyuejiukaishizhunbeile,dingyeshebude**。”

“**,zanmenyihouhaishiyaoduohuilaikankancaishi。”

buruochizhedianxin,niletayiyan:“nixiangduole。”

“zenmehuishinubixiangduoleni?ninkansanweigongzijininzhunbeidedongxi,yinpiao,yiqunshoushi,anqi,yingyoujinyou,shengpa**shouweiqu,duoyouxina。”

“shiyouxin,youhenbuderangzanmenyibeizidoubuhuiqudexin。”

buruocalecashou,bainongzhemanmanzaizhijiankaichudehongsewuminghuaduo:“buguomeiguanxi,wojinzaolinzouqiankeshijitamenmeirendousongleliwu,baozhengtamenbujinwangbulewo,haideshikediannianzhewo。”

shanxia,gangcaihaiqiqimoleidesirenkanzheyuanqudemache,yanzhongjinshidanyou。

“shifu,xiaoshimeijiuzheimezoule,zhendemeiwentima?yaoshizaiwaimianbeiqifulezenmeban?”

“jiushiashifu,suiran……dankanruoerjiuzheimezoule,haizhenshitingshebudede。”

“yaobu,chenzhexiaoshimeihaimeizouyuan,woqujiangrenlanhuilaiba。”

jinwuyoupielesanrenyiyan:“ta!beirenqifu?jiutaneinaodaiguaziheyishendebenshi,tanengbeiqifu?tabuqifubierenjiubucuole。”

dashixiongkanzheshuangshoubeihou,yiliandanding,xianfengdaogudelaotouertixingdao:“shifu,ninkebiewangleninshizenmegenxiaoshimeishuode,dengtaqulejingdouyaoshifaxianninpianleta……”

laotoueryizheng,yanzhuzizhuanlezhuan:“neige……laodaa,congjinriqi,weishijiubiguanle,jiuguansangeyueba。”

“suanle,xianguangeyinianbanzaide,yaoshiruoeryoushenmewentiheyaoqiu,jiujiaojinimensanrenle。”

shuowan,laotoueryizhenfengsidexiaoshizaishanxia,kuaidelianbeiyingdoukanbujian,fangfoshenhouyouegouzainian。

daisanrenhuidaoshanshang,fenfenkanzhezijidefangjianhekufanglideyipianlangjieshi,henbudejizijijigexiangliangdedaerguang。

bujiuhou,shixiongdijujizijiashifudefangjian,kanzheneibeixianqidediban,koudiaodeqiangpi……ng,xiaoshimeiduitamenyijingtinghaodele。

“wojitazhunbeileneimeguidedianxin!”

“wogangcaijuranhaizaidanxintazaiwaimianbeiqifu!!”

“wojuranshebudeta!!!”

“haiyouwo……wojuranxiangyaojiangtalanhuilai!!!!”

shitusirenduishiyiyan,yaoleyaohoucaoya:“zhenshi……zoudehaoa。”

……

shirihoudeyigeqingchen,dazhoujingdou。

buruozhanzaimachepang,kanzheneipobaibukandejiangjunfudamenheyaoyaoyuzhuidepaibian,naomenziyizhenzhendechouteng。

“**,zanmenshibushizoucuodifangle?”

wumingshanwaimenbeilinshifapeilaiganchedenanzijianzhupuerrenmiyankanzheziji,xinganyizhan,wuwu,douguaizijiyunqibuhao。

shanmenlineimeduodizi,pianpianjiuzijizhuajiuzhuadaojizheigunainaiganchedechashi。

“shijie,shanzhushuodejiushizheilimeicuo,wo……wozheijiuquqiaomen。”

suizheqiaomensheng,neikuaidaolequehaizaijianshoudedamenbutingfachuzhiyasheng,tingdeburuonaodaigengtengle。

xujiuhou,yigeshenchuanhuipaodequetuilaotouerzhanzhanweiweidejiangmendakai,kanjianzhanzaiwaimiandeburuoyanjingyiliang。

“shi**ma?shi**huilailema?genfurendangnianzhangdeyimoyiyang,kendingshi**meicuole。”

“laonuxingzhang,jiaozhangtiancheng,shizanmenzheijiangjunfudeguanjia,**kuaijinlai,laonubuzhi**naridao,zaozaojiujiangfangjianshoushichulaile。”

buruodaizhebieryingzhetoupigenzaiguanjiahoumianzoujinqu,shifushuotashizheijingdouzhenguojiangjunfuweiyide,yeshizuixiaodedinv。

rujintayijiji,yegaihuijiakankan,xiangxiangfule。

xianzaishichuntian,tabenyiweihuikanjianbaqidedamen,fangcaoqiqidetingyuan,yuyucongcongdegezhonglvzhi,haiyouzijineicongweijianguo,quemanxinhuanxiyingjiezijidejiaren。

kexianzaitakanjiandeshishenme?

shijingerpailiangxiajiuyaoyaoyuzhuidedamen,mandidecanzhibaiye,bingwaiwaidedashu……youxiejiaoluolishenzhihaiguazhezhizhuwang。

zhenggejiangjunfu,chulezaiqianmiandailudeguanjia,gengshiliangerenyingerdoumeikanjian。

zheijiushishifushuode,huilaixiangfu?

hehe,laotouer,nijiwodengzhe!

“guanjiabobo,zheifuliderenni?”buruoyibiantingzhejieshaoyibianwendao。

zhangtianchengtingjianburuodewenhua,jiaobuyidun,zhenjingdekanzheta,**juranbuzhidao?

buruojiangtadebiaoqingkanzaiyanli,zijimeicaicuo,neipolaotouerguoranpianleta。

heng,guaibudejizijimaileneimeguidegaodian,zaozhidaozouqianbieshuodibanheqiangpile,fangzidouyinggaijitachaile。

“hui**,zanmenjiangjunfu……yijingmeirenle。”

“meirenle?shishenmeyisi?”

zhangtianchengyanzhongmanshitongchu:“zhansile,liangnianqian,quandouzhansile,wuyirenshenghai。”