jijiyanlitebieshezhidelingshengxiangqi。
woshenhuxipinghuanxintiaohoujieqiledianhua。
我：「纪前辈。」
jiyanli：「jiaolaogong。」
我：「？」
yishengdichendeqingxiaochuantouwodeermo，jiqiyizhensuma，jiyanlitingshangquxinqinghenhao。
「平常怎么叫的？」
xiangdaozhiqiandazijiaodegezhongchenghu，raoshiwoxinlisuzhiqiangda，zhendeyaoshuochukouhaishilianshangyizhenfatang。
「laogong，renjiabushiguyibulinidema！」xinlidexiaorenzhengzhayifanhou，woyanjingyibi，xinyiheng。
fanzhengduixiangshijiyanliwoyebukuia！
nengrangjiyanlizuowolaogong，buzhidaoduoshaorenxianmuwoni！
yexushimeixiangdaowoshiyingnenglizheimeqiang，jiyanliyerenbuzhuxiaochusheng。
ezheimirendeshengxian，wochaoai！
「keyibugongkaima？」wojixuniezhesangzisajiao。
「duixiangshiwo，nihenbumanyima？」jiyanlideshengyinjurantouluchuxiexudeweiqu，naohaizhongfuxianchutaneizhangshuaidecanjuerenhuandelian。
rangmeinanshangxin，wenziqinnizhenbushigedongxi。
「manyi，kankanfujigengmanyi。」xinzhongsuoxiangyishibuchatuokouerchu。
kanzheturanguaduandedianhuawoturangandaobuan。
taizhudonglebatahezhele？
budengwosikaowan，shipinyaoqingdedanchuangtiaolechulai。
bushifendaidejiyingdichuxianzaishoujili，shiluludefajianhaizaiwangxiadishui。
好一个出水芙蓉！
woyanjingzhigougoudidingzhetayugaimizhangdeyiling，jiucharenzuanjinshoujiliqule。
jiyanlicaozuoyifanjiangshoujigudingzaijiazishanghouyonglandizuozaishafali。
wobushoukongzhiditunleyikoutuomo。
wozheibeizixingshanjide，kandaozheixieshiyinggaide。
「haixiangkankanbiedema？」jiyanlixiaodexieqi，kanbigangqinjiadexiuzhangshouzhiraozheyidaizhuanazhuan。
「laogongnizhidaowomendetonghuadouhuiyouwangguankandema？」danaozaojiudangjidewodaidaidishuodao，pengzheshoujideshuangshouhenbudeshunzhewangxianshenguoquqinziganshouyixia。
jiyingdilengzhu，suijixiaokaile：「nizheishiyaoqingwoguolaima？」
这么明显吗？
guzuojinchidijujue，lianshangdetongxizangdouzangbuzhu。
beiwojiujiedebiaoqingdoulele，jiyanlishuodechongni：「budounile，mingtianyizaowoyaofeiquhaichengcanjiahuodong，niguaiguaidengwohuilai。」
wo：「e……」yuqizhongnanyanshiluo。
guaduandianhuahouyouzaishoujishangdazininiwaiwailehaoyihuiercaigentadaolewanan。
guanledengqueshishuiyiquanwu，naozhonghaishifujihejunlangdemianrongduizhewochongniweixiao。
yongbeizijiangzijimengdeyanyanshishi，wozaichuangshangdaguntituiwushengdijianjiao。