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“sanye，xiaodejininqinganle！”
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“jiade，baojin，limianguandeqian，wushikuaiwoshoule。”
我信你个鬼！
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“zhende，zhende，zheijiakebudile。”
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“嗯！”
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“哎呦……”
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“你特么瞎啊？”
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“疤脸哥救我……”
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“轰隆……”
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“去你丫的！”
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“我闯祸了。”
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