“shenme？？nishuonishifenzhonghounengcongzheilaofanglimianxiaoshidewuyingwuzong？？fangnimagepi！”
yanqiandelaojingyuantuiletuitabiliangshangdejingkuang，gezhetiechuangchaofengqilechenbingshu。
“laoziganyujingdouershilainianle，shenmeshimianmeijianguo，niyiweinifanggepiwohainengkuaniyiju‘fangdexiangliang’ma？niyaoshimeishijiubiexiajiaohuan！laozimeineiduogongfudalini！！”
shuohuajian，tataituiqifendemengtilelaofangdetiemenyixia，redeshenpangdejingyuanyegenzheshenxingyizhan，youxiejingkong。
suoyitalianmangsuishengfuhe。
“jiushi！zheirenjueduinaoziyoubing！zhiqianjiuyizhizaijiaohuanshuoshenmezijishibeiyuanwangde。xianzaiyanzhengletajiushigefengzi。liduizhangnibieguanta。zanmenzou。”
yanlunchuanruchenbingshudeerduo，quebujiantashenseyouduoyudebianhua。
“wobushifengzi，wozhishihaoxintixingnimenyiju。denghuierwoxiaoshile，jidezhuajinshijianlaxiangjingbao。yaoburan，nimenhuihouhuide。”
tahuayinluoxia，zouzaiqiantoudelihanguanbuyouzizhudetingxiajiaobu，zhuanerhuitoupiexiangchenbingshudefangxiang。
muguangchuanguotiechuangdezhalan，chenbingshuyuzhiduishileyimiao。
dunshi，yiguhanyibujinzuanrulelihanguandebojinger，haoxiangtazhendeyugandaoleyisisidebumiao。
zhishiweileyangaizheizhongmomingqimiaodeqingxu，takeyilenghengleyisheng。
“你只管试试！”
“hai，liduizhangnizenmehaizhendegenzheizhongfengzijiaozhenqilaile。tayaoshizhendenenggoupingkongtaozou，woba**juegaolerangtayongjingguntongdaoshuang！zhendeshi。”
xiaojingyuanbuxiedefuyanyisheng，jierlazhelihanguantouyebuhuidiwangwaizouqu。
keshiliangrenqianjiaogangkuaguodiyidaojingjiemen，huranjianzhengtiaozoudaodebaichidengdoufashenglebutongpinlvdeduanshishanshuo。
weidengtamenhuiguoshenlai，zhengzuojianyudejingbaozhuangzhifenfenfachulepinfandeyujingshengyin。
zheishi，tamencaimengdihuitoufaxianchenbingshudelaofangzaoyikongkongruye。
dunjuebumiaodelihanguandangjidakaifangmenchongjinquzixidejianchaleyibian。
“zenmehui？？？zenmehuizheiyang！！！kuai！kuaitongzhishangjishuo‘tianjiyihao’defanrenyishile，lingwairangjianyuwaiweidejinglitigaojingti，bunengfangguorenheyigehuowulikaizheili！！！”
huayinweiluo，tadeshenqingyiranserusihui。
zhibuzhudezhandongbuzhidaoshiyinweijinghuangcuoe，haishikongjuhaipa。
danchenbingshuquejiecihunluanjianxi，shunlidetaozhiyaoyao。
laidaojianyuwaiwei，chenbingshugangzhaiqutoudingdejingmao，tuoxiajingfu，fujindeluweiconglimianjiuchuanlaileyigecheng**rendeshengxian。
“zheimekuaijiuchulaile？”
buduoshi，baichenshan，baotunqun，rou**，tixingfengyudenvrenyingzhaozheyueguangshunshiyingruchenbingshudeyanlian。
“kuaima？haoxianghaishiranglujienijiudengle？”
“suanbushang，woyeshigangdao。benlaiwoshidanxinnizoubutuo，suoyitizaoguolaizhunbeicongwaimianjienichuqude，jieguomeixiangdaonizijipingbenshitaozoule。guoranyoudiantianfu。nishizenmezuodaode？”
luweisizhanzaichenbingshudemianqianjiandandedaliangleyixiazheigenianqingren。yanjiaodaizheyisiqinpei。
“duokuileyigeyueqiannitoutoujiwozhirudeyinengdaima。wojitamenzhizaoleyigeshijuejiaxiang，ranhoutamenhaowujiebeidezhudongdakailaomen，rangwoshunlitaotuode。”
chenbingshuyanyuliangsheng，bailebaishou，renweicishibuzhiyiti。
fandaoshiluweisiliangyanfanzheliangguang，xinzhongpoyouxiexinwei。
“那这警服？”
“luguogengyishideshihousuibianmoleyijian，wozhidaopianshuweichibuletaijiu，suoyishidangdezhuangbanyonglaiyanrenermu。”
“haisuanyoudianzhihui。neizouba。quwojiayitang，wodiaochaqingchulezhiqianwuxianniderendaodishishei。”
luweisishuozheyanmouzhongliuluchuyilvshenmidezhengzhao，erhoukuankuanzouxiangluweicongbeihoudecheliang。
dengchejiuzuo，chenbingshukanxiangjiashiweideluweisi，youxiepobujidai。
“nidiaochadaole？shishei？”
“nideweihunqi，liyumeng。”
luweisimushiqianfangdedaolu，liangbanhongchunqingqingzhangdongzhe。
“liyumeng？？kewoyoumeiyouzuoguoshenmeduibuqitadeshiqing，tazheimezuodemudeshishenme？”
chenbingshuweiweizhouqimeitou，youshoudeshizhiyouxiebuanderounieqilai。huiyizheguowangdeyiqie。
“liangtianqianliyumengzaiwaimianzhuijialeduinidesusong，dangshitashenbianhaiyouyigenanren，kanqilailiangrenguanxiyouxieqinmi。houlaiwotuorenchaxunleyixianeigenanrendeshenfen，jieguochurenyiliao。”
luweisishuozheyijiaoyoumenmengcaidaodi，xiangshikeyizaizheigejiedianjichenbingshulaileyigejingxiandeqingxu。
suoyitaqingbuzijindeyouneidaowaibengjinleshenjing。
“zenmegechurenyiliao？”
“neiduinannvqishizaojiuyijingyoushishihunyin，zhishimeiyoucongfalvcengmianlingzhengqueren。zhiyunigenliyumengdehunyuebuguoshiyizhuangmaimai，ebu，shipianju。nijiataoxinwafeizanxialaideyidiancailiqiancaishirenjiademude。”
luweisiyizuichuopolezhenxiang，jieryongyuguangpielechenbingshuyiyan。
zaiguanchadaotashuangmeipincuhou，takaishiyouxieyouyuqilai。
“zenmele？nihaoxiangyouhuahaimeishuowan？”
chenbingshuchajuedaoluweisihuayiweijue，ziranshizhangkouxunwen。
keluweisiqingxuniunieleqilai。
“ni……zaijianyudezheijigeyueli，liyumengqunijianaoguoshi。tashuozijihaoduanduandeguniangturanjiubianchengleyigeqiufandelaopo，zheishuochuqudoumeilianjianrenle。taniangjiarenyizhiquantabuyaohenijiehun，haiyaonijiachuqianbuchangliyumengdemingsheng。weilezheishiqing，nibaqidezhuyuanle。”
“shenme？neiwomani？”
chenbingshubuyoudeniejinlequantou。
“nimashigelaoshiren，zaijiashangmeishenmewenhua。suoyinalizhaojiadezhuliyumengyijiadeqishiweibi。gujijinxieriziyizhizaidaochuchoukuan，dasuanxishiningren。”
“neiwobadebingtabuguanle？”
“nifangxin，nibaneibiandefeiyongwozaojiuchule。zhiyunimazheibian……nizijixiangbanfaba。woshibuhuibazhenjinbaiyinsongjineizhongnvrende。”
“zheigewozhidao。”chenbingshuweiweidiantou，lianshangdaizheyisiqianyi，“lujie，wobadeshiqingrangnifeixinle，xiexieni。buguonifangxin，nideqianwobuhuibaina。liyumengneinvrenwoshibuhuiqingyifangguotade。wohenkuaijiuhuirangtabaqianjituchulai，daoshihounihuadeqianwotongtongdouhuijinibushang。”
luweisiyitingzheihua，limazhuanguotoukanxiangchenbingshu。
“nixianghaozenmejiaoxuntale？”
“ng，woqueshiyougezhuyi，zhishiwohaidegennijiedianqian。”
tahuayichukou，luweisibuyoudeyanmouxixue，youlvedairenzhenqilai。
“haijieqian？nizhidaonibadeyiyaofeishiduoshaoqianmanijiuyoukaikoujieqian？wokegaosuni，haibushangshiyaorouchangde。”