第6章 我没办法洗澡

tangguodexintiaodongdeyufajilie,taxiangyaocongzheizhongganjuezhongtaoli,keshi,quemeibanfazhipeizijidequti,shenzhilianlinghuntaolideniantouyezhujianxiaoyun。

beiminghandewenzaifengkuangyuluohou,zhongqingtingdianshuibandeguiyupingjing。rutongheiyezhongdetanshuiyiyang,siji。

beiminghanjingjingdekanzhehuaizhongjiaoxiaodenvzi,yanshaojingranfuqileyisidongrongzhigan。

“zou,quxizao。”beiminghanhuifulepingdandeyinse,duitangguoshuodao。

tangguohaichimiyuganggangdewenzhong,“ng?”yihuodehuiyingleyisheng。

haiweidengtangguohuiguoshenlai,beiminghanbianlaoqitaxiangyushizouqu,bingbuyiweirandeshuodao:“nibudongdehua,wojiubangnixiba。”

tangguotingdao,caiyuanshenguiwei,“ang?wozijilaijiuhaole,fangwoxialai。”bianshuobianmaixialezijixiuhongdelianjia。

renpingtangguozenmeluandong,danhaishibeibeiminghansisidekongzhizaihuaizhong,xiangbeixiongyingyiqianmichongcidesudubuzhuodaodexiaobaituyiyang,zhengtuobude。tangguowunai,zhuanguotoulaijiangyishuqiqiudemuguangtouxiangbeiminghan。

“woyoubushixiaohaizile,suishuowotianzimeineimeconghui,danshizijixizaozheizhongxiaoshihaishihuide。”tangguoxiaoshengdiguzhe。

“e,shime?”beiminghankandaotangguozheifukeaideyangzi,meiyanjianbujinhuaguoyisidaiyouwanweidexiaoyi。“keshinilaogongwomeibanfazijixizao。”bianshuobianditoukanlekanzijideshuangtui。

tangguosuizhebeiminghandemuguangkanleguoqu,bizhieryouxiuzhangdeshuangtui,jingjingdechuizailunyishang,jiulianlunyishangyinbaisedetaihejinkuangjiadouweizhianranshise,danshiquezhinengyuanguanerbuke“xiewan”。

tingshuoshibeiminghanyizhiyiqian,doushibeimingjiazuiyouxiuderencai,ruguomeiyouneichangyiwaidehua…tangguoanziwanxidao,erneishiyichangfeilaidechehuo…duozouletadeshuangtui,beiyishengpandingweitanhuan,dagaizheijiushitianduyingcaiba,shangdiwuqingdejiangtadehoubanshengyubinglengdelunyishuanlian。

xiangdaozheili,tangguomouzhongliuluchuyisiwanxiyuyoushang。

qiaqiaobeiminghantaiqitoulai,muguangyutangguojiaocuo,jiangtangguoyanzhongdeqingxubuzhuodefenhaobucha,mouzianchen,yanyudandandecongkouzhongtuchu:“dangshibushibuxianqiwodecanjime,zenme,houhuile?”

tangguoweiweicuoe,shouqilesiluo,zhenglezhengmeiseshuodao:“zenmehui,jiranzuochulexuanze,wohuipeinizouxiaqude。”

“e,zheiyang。”beiminghanshuangbeishangdelidaoturanjianruo,tangguoshunjiangandaozijishentidefangsong,shunshiyicheng,conglunyishangxialai,zhanzailebeiminghandemianqian。

“neiwobangni。”tangguoweiweinuonuodeshuodao,bingzoudaolelunyidehoumian,jiangbeiminghantuileqilai。

“bushineibian,neibianshichufang,neibiancaishiyushi。”beiminghanqianzhangdeshizhizaikongzhonghuaguoyigemeilidehudu,zhixiangleyoubiandebolimen。meiyouhuitoudeta,naoziliqueyefuxianchuletangguojinzhangdemoyang,neishensuidemouzilibianshanjinleyimorouhedeguangmang。

tangguotazhechenzhongdebufa,tuizhelunyiyijilunyishangdebeiminghanjinruleyushi,neixingjindesudujianzhikeyihewoniupimei。

erneishandiaozheyulanhuadebolimenhou,queshigezhonggaoduandezhuanghuang,eryouyuputongdeyushiyouzheyisisidebutongzhichu。

neiqianshideanmoyugang,gaodugangganghaoyulunyiqiping,chibigendibandoucaiyongdefanghuacailiao,jihuquanshiweibeiminghanzheizhongcanzhangrenshiliangshendazaode。

zheimeshehuafangbiandeyuchi,mingmingjiukeyizijixi,zenmehaifeiyaowosihoutae^。tangguozaixinlianzitucao。

biewutaxuandetangguozhihaozoudaoyugangbianshang,chongxilechibi,shileshishuiwen,kaishifangshui,erbeiminghanpangruowurenqudiaoleshangyi。

“shuifanghaole”tangguozhuanguoshenlaideshihou,yanjingbujinzhengdale,beiminghanneijieshijinzhidefujizhanluwuyi,misedejifuxianxianzaiweishidekongqizhizhong,redetangguolianhongxintiao,xiusedejiangtoubieleguoqu。

“guolaibangwoxia,kuziwonongbule!”yanyuzhongdepingdantihuibudaorenhebolan,haosizaishuo,jintiandetianqihaohao。

tangguochenlekouqi,zouguoqu,zaitademianqiandunxia,yaozheyinhuisezuanshidepidaikouzaishanshanfaguang。tangguoyouyuleyixia,taishouqujiepidai。

tangguoxinzhiduming,zijiheshiqujieguonanrendepidai,danshiyezhinengyingzhetoupilaile。

tangguobenzhuodexiaoshou,zaipidaikoushanglaihuimosuo,kejiushidabukai,xinzhongjidehuoshaohuoliao,etoufuqileyicengximidehanzhu。

zheiyiqiebeibeiminghanjinshouyandi,mouzizhongluqiledandanmanzudexiaoyi。

kanzheshenpangdexiaojiahuo,zheimezhejiyouwukenaihe,biantaiqishoukouzhutangguozhandoudexiaoshou,qingqingbaidong,zhitingkacayishengqingcuidexiangsheng,pidaikoukaile。

zhijianshenpangdexiaoren,tuleyikouqi。

suihouyouzhongzhongdexileyikouqi,jiexialailalaliandeshihou,haibishangleshuangyan。

beiminghanzuijiaoqingchuleyisiwanyi,chunchijiantulu:“zenme,nilaogongshencaibuhaome?zheimebuxieyigume?”

“meiyoumeiyou,zhengshishencaitaihaole,wocaipakanzhekanzherumi。”tangguolianmangjieshidao。

beiminghanmeiyoudahua,zhishijingjingduanxiangzheyanqiandezheigenvzi。

tangguobeikandexinliyimao,sanxiawuchuer,bangbeiminghanqudiaolekuzi。

shunjian,yanqiandenanren,yushijiemingzuodaweidiaoxiangdequbiezhishengyitiaobaisedekutoule,haiyaojixume?zijizhendeyaoqinshoubayigenanrenbachengyikeguangliuliudedabaicaime?xiangdaozheili,tangguodeshoubujinyizhi。

tangguobuandetaiqitou,wangxiangtashensuidemouzi,quedubudongtayanguangzhongdeyunwei,zhijuedenaozhongyire,shouzhanzhanweiweideshenxiangletadeyaojian。

ganggangpengdaotaneijinshidejirou,shouquexiangchudianban。

yiguzuoqizaiershuaisanerjie。tangguozaixinzhongmomodigudongzheziji。san,er,yi……

jiuzaizheishi,beiminghandedashouwozhuletadexiaoshou,qingcujunmei,“xianbuyongle,woneiliduixinhuandemuyuluyoudianbushiying。”

“ng。”tangguoshenshendemaixialetou,lianshangfeihongyipian,buganzaikuinibeiminghanyiyan。

beiminghanchentangguomaitouxiusezhishi,liangzhijingzhuangyoulidegebozaiyuchibichu,yicheng,shentitengkong,ranhouwenwendeluoruyugangzhizhong,sihaomeifeiyongyisiliqi。