“是你爷爷我。”
lizimengpingpingjingjingdejiuzheimezhanzainali，chongrubujing，guangshizheifendandingdeqiliangjiurangbanshangbushaonvshengyanqianyiliang，xiangbudaobanshangpingshimenhuluyiyangdelizimengzheimeyounanziqigai。
“zaiwomianqianchengyeye？nipashibuzhidaomawangyeyoujizhiyan！zhaosi！”
zhangdaliangyanshenyileng，beilizimengdexiaozhangtaiduqideyateng。
“nijuedejiuchidingwole？woquannixiangshan，haishibuyaohewodongshoubijiaohao。”
lizimengdanrandezhanzainei，yanpizidoulandexianyixia。
zhishizhangdaliangnatingdejinqu，lizimengyueshidanding，tayueshijuedeshoudaoxiuru，neixindefennuzhihuoxiongxiongranshao。
突然！
“刷——！”
破空声起！
zhangdaliangchuhusuoyourenyiliaodebushengbuxiangjiuzhijiehuiqiyizitouxi！
“a——！！！xiaoxin！！！”
zhaozheiyixiahendeyaoshiluoshile，lizimengjueduinaodaiyaokaipiao！banshangyounvshengjingjiao，burenxindewushangyan，bugankanjiexialaidexuexingchangmian。
suoyourendoujuede；lizimengshalenglengdezhanzaineili，zheiyixiabiwukebijueduiyaocanle。
“呵，天真。”
lizimengzuijiaogouqi，buxielengxiao。
daidaoyizilinshen，julizhiyoubudaoershigongfen，yidaoyingzikuaisushanguozhangdaliangdeyanqian。
“ei？zenmemeiyoucanjiao？”
wushangyanhuozhezhuantoudetongxuedengleyihuiermeifaxianshenmedongjing，zhouweiderenyifuchengmujieshedeyangzi，zheishizenmele？yiwaidekanxiangjiaoshihoufang。
“pei，shuodeshenmewuyazuidehuaihua！dengdeng，lizimengmeishi，nimenkuaikan！”
“nijuedenijiuchidingwole？woquannixiangshan，haishibuyaohewodongshoubijiaohao。”
lizimengyijiushineifupingpingdandandeyangzi，yizhishoukanqilaihenshisuiyidejiezhulezhangdalianghannufenlihuixiadeyizi，zuiliyouzhongfuleyibiangangcaineijuhua。
zhishiqianhoutongyangyijuhuatongyangdeyuqi，jirendeganjuewanquanbuyiyang。
“你……！”
zhangdaliangjuedezhouweirendemuguangdouzaichaoxiaota，xinligengjiaqifen，raneryonglilaleyixia，yiziwensibudong。
yidianlenghancongzhangdaliangetoudixia。
“huitoushian，huiquba，kuaishangkele，guai。”
lizimengdanmodeyanshendingzhezhangdaliang，zhangdaliangbilizimengyaogaobangetou，ranercishilizimengshuochuzheihuaqueyidiandoubuxiandeweihe，qishiwanquanyimiandao。
“**a！niyiweinishishei！jilaozibizui！”
zhangdaliangchoubuchuyizi，suoxingzhijiesongshoufangqi，yijiaotouxizhijietixianglizimengdedangbu，yongzhaozhihendu，touxizhi**lingrendanhan。
lizimengyanshenyileng，guoranqianshinengfanxianeizhongtiannurenyuandezuixing，pinxingjiuhaobudaonaqu，kelianzhirenbiyouqikehenzhichu，fanzhiyiran。
“jingjiubuchichifajiu！neijiubuyaoguaiwobukeqile！”
diheyisheng，yishoudangxiazhangdaliangdeliaoyinjiao，fanshouyijizhongzhongdejidazaitadeduzishang。
“嗬嗬%……”
zhangdaliangdeyanjingbaotuerchu，shenzixiangruanjiaoxiayiyanggongqi，fubujiroujingluanchouchu，ganjueneiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。
taitoukanxianglizimengdeyanshenmanshielangbandehendu。
“还不死心？”
lizimengyanshenbinglengdekanzhewanxiayaodezhangdaliang，shenchuyoushou，yibakazhutadebozi，danshoujiangzhangdaliangzhenggerenzhijietiqi！
jingguoxitongdeliantidangaishanhou，duiyuxianzaidetizhilizimenghenmanyi。
“si——youmeiyougaocuo，lizimengjuranbazhangdaliangzhenggerenlinqilai，haishidanshou！zhangdalianghaibitagaozhuang！wodemaye！”
“wanle，woyiqianhaoxiangduilizimengtaidutingbuhaode……tahuibuhuizhaowomafan……”
yishizhijianbanlixinsigeyi，lizimengzaitamenxinzhongdexingxiangbuduanshuaxin。
buguoneixiezanshilizimengdoulandelihui，zhishidanshoujuzhezhangdaliang，shoushanghuanmanzengjiasuojindeliliang。
“ni，fuhaishibufu？en？”
yiziyiju，shuodehuanman，shengyinbuxiangyebuzhong，queruhuanghuangsangzhongqiaoxiangzaizhangdaliangerbian。
“不服！”
zhangdaliangdeyanshenlidaizhejieaodelangxing，hendudedengzhelizimeng。
“嘎吱，嘎吱。”
lizimengzhujianjiadashoushangdeliliang，zhangdaliangdeliansezhanghong，huxigandaokunnan。
“服还是不服。”
yijiushipingpingdandandeyuqi。
zhangdaliangbenlaihaixiangzuiying，ranerhelizimengdeyanshenduishishang，neizhongkansirenyiyangdeyanshen，rangzhangdaliangyiguliangqicongjiaodishengdaonaomen，zhongyulengjingxialai，qiushengdeyizhizhanleshangfeng。
“fu……fufu，wofu……song……songshou……”
zhongjiuhaizhishiyigeputongsanliugaozhonglidedijihunhun，zenmekenengjingdeqilizimengqianshixingfengxueyuliboshachulaideyanshenhenliweixie。
“可还有下次？”
“……bu……bugan……”
zhangdaliangzhuazhuzijibozijiannandechuanqishuohua。
“啪嗒。”
lizimengshouyisong，zhangdaliangwulidetandaozaidi，xiangzhongyuhuidaoshuilideyu，dakoudakoujuliedechuanqihuxi，zheicaiganjuehuoguolai，xinzhongduiyulizimengyingkexialeshenshendekongju。
kandaozhangdaliangzaidishangchuanqi，lizimengyishihuanghuleyixia，taganggangweishenmehuizheimelengmocanku？zhuantoukandaobanlitongxuekongjudanxindeyanshen，shenzhibuganyutaduishi，lizimengxinliyileng，gangzhongshenghuilaihaimeizenmecongqianshihouqidexinjinglibaituoshiyingma？
anzizhuomo，tixingzijixianzaiyijingbushiqianshile，zheiyishitayouguangmingdeweilai，bunengzheimeliqizhongle。
duiyuxianzaizheipingjingdeshenghuo，tahaixiangduoxiangshoujinian，zheizhongpingdandefanrenshenghuoshitaqianshidechongjing，zhiyoushiquguocaigengjiazhenxi。
“huiquba，haohaoxuexi，zuoyigexueshenggaizuode，buyaohanlenifumudexin。”
lizimengshoulianqingxu，wenshengxiyudelaqitanzaidishangyijinghuanguolaidezhangdaliang。
zhangdaliangbenlaixinlihaihenyuanhen，zhishipoyuyaliqufukongju，zhayitingdaolizimengzheimewenrouruzhunzhunshanyoudezhangbeiguanhuai，lengzhu，xinliyinuan，yankuangyishi，xiangqihanxinrukumaicaiyangdatadedanqinmama，xinlikuijiubeisheng。
“我……我……”
zhangdaliangwolebantianshuobuchuxiamiandehua，chenmodezhanqilai，zhuanshenchuquqianyouyuhuitou，“……xiexie……”
youxierenjiushiyibanhaohaoshuohuatingbujinqu，feiyaodayiduncai……
lizimenglengleyixia，zhuanerzuijiaogouqiweixiao，meixiangdaosihuhaitingdejinqu？yesuanwanjiuyigeshizushaonianle。
“di——wanchengxinlingduhua，jiangligongde+1。”
jiuzailizimengtoutengzenmeanfushoujinghedetongxuedeshihou，naohailidexitongchuanlaiyigerangtayiwaiyoujingxidexiaoxi。