“shei！！？shisheiduozaineili！？haiyouni，nigexiaoniangmenxiaoshenmexiao！jiwobizui！zhibuzhidaonixianzaishishenmeshenfen！niyaohaipa，niyaowawawadeaoaodakuzhidaoma！？”
huachenshanjingtidechaoxiaoxiangkouhanleyiju，huitoukandaoyanqiandenvgaozhongshengxiaodegengdashengle，lianpizichouchou，xiongbabadenuhou。
“噗哈哈哈哈！”
linxixixiangyaobiezhubuxiaode，danshizhende，zuobudaoa……
ertongshixiangqidehaiyouxiangkou——
“哈哈哈哈！”
lizimengkanzheiqingxing，gumozhenengchuweixiandejilvshizaishitaidile，suoxingyejiubuduole，zhijiemaibuzouleguoqu。
“weiweiwei！nimenliangge！jiwoshikeerzhiyidian！！！doubizui！buxuxiao！nimenzheiyangwohenmeimianzidea！！”
huachenshanqijibaihuaidetiaojiao，nayandeshoudouduosuole。
“dage……nimianzizaojiumeile……”
huangmaohenrenzhendexiangleyixia，youyulejimiaozhonghaihuijuedingguancheyigezhongxingenggengxiaodidezhize，shangqiantixing。
“啪！”
“niyejiwobizui！chunhuo！bushuohuameirendangnishiyaba！”
huachenshangenggangale，qidetoufadaoshuerqi。
“哦……”
huangmaoweiqudejuezui，xianggeshouqidexiaoxifu。
“hahahahaha……hahahaha……”
“哈哈哈哈……”
lizimenghelinxixicuoe，yilianguguaidekankanzheigehunzi，youkankanneige，zuibarudong，xiangbiezhebuxiao，danshi……duishiyiyan，xiaodegenghuanle，
“……”
huachenshandebiaoqingzhujiandaizhi，kanzhelianggexiaodezeihuantuodegaozhongsheng，naoziyoudianmeng，zenmexianzairendouzheiyangle？tadagejierongyima，zenmehaidaizheimeqifuhunhunde？
wojiaohuachenshan，woshiyigehunhun，woshigequanshihendadehunhun，shuoyibuer。
wodedipanshizhenggebeihaisheng——dexiwenshidebeichengqudediwudadaopangdehapizhilupangdexiaoxiang，daojiashuoyishenger，ershengsan，sanshengwanwu，suoyiwoyouyigexiaodijiuyoulewangexiaodi，zhiyutashengbushengdechulaiwobuzhidao。
wanwanmeixiangdao，ruciquanshitaotiandewojintianzaoyulehuatielu。kanzheyanqianlianggexiaodechangkuaidexiaonianqing，woliuxiawuzhuweiqudeleishui，neixinshenzhihaixiangzhaotamamamaigemapi。
erjiuzaiyiweijintiandexiaoxiangzhishiqingjingdoushixijudeshihou……
tianse，zhujianheile，ritouzhuiruxibian，yesejianglin，xiaoxiangheidegengzaoyixie，xiangkouhainengjiandaoyidianxieyang。
“haole，nimenzouba，chenwojintianxinqinghao，jiubudanimenweiminchuhaile。”
lizimengxiaobabailebaishou，xianggancangyingyiyangquganlianggenaoziquegenjindehunhun。
“nishuozouwomenjiuzou？neiduomeimianzi？”
huachenshanboziyigeng，“wogennishuowo……”
yiwaijiuzaizheiyishunjian，zuihouyilvyangguangcongxiaoxianglichetui——
“hou——！xiaozi，baitianjingranduibenzuozuochuneizhongshi，jianzhizhaosi！”
xiaodeyoudianleikaozheqiangrouduzidelinxixituranlianseyibai，hunshenmaolenghan，wulidetandaozaidi，xianruhunmi。
beishangdebaisexuyingmengdecuanchu！！！
xiongedepuxiangshenbiandelizimeng，xuyingsihuyouningshidejixiang。
danshibuzhidaoshibushibaitianbeilizimengchouletaiduoguiqi，huanglehuangzhishixingchengyituanmimengdewuqi，meinengchengxing。
“啊——！！！”
yishengyuanbilinxixizhiqiandehaiyaojingkongjianruidecierjianjiaozaixiaoxianglixiangqi，bushilinxixifachulaide，ershihuachenshanhunhun。
yachibutingdazhan，shuangtuiduosuo，“neishishenmegui！！！maya，wo……wozaogaitinghuaguaiguaizoude……zaogaizoude……”
xuxutaotaodesuisuiniannian，huangmaoyehaobudaonaqu，lianggehunzibaozaiyiqisesefadou，zuihouaoleyisangzi，juranyunleguoqu。
lizimengcishigenbengubushangqitaren，congmangshanduokai，baiexiaoguideturanxijiwanquanchuhutadeyiliao！
“gaisi，juranwanglezheiyicha，baitianyijingjiexiachouyuan，zaogaixiangdaoyesejianglinhouzijizaitashenbianhuiyinqizhudonggongjide！dayile！”
lizimengaosangdetanqi，shanduohuibijianxunzhaogongjideshiji。
tiliyouxian，nengshizhanmingwangzhizhuadecishugujizhiyouqibacizuoyou，eryoumingzhiqijintianzanlewulv，ruguoquanbuyongwan，haikeyizaishichuweilixiangbiyutiligengdademingwangzhizhua。
yicizhishaozhuruyilvyoumingzhiqi，meiyoushangxian，zhuruyueduomingwangzhizhuaweiliyueqiang。
就是现在！
“冥王之爪！”
lizimengyanshenyining，zhaozhunjihui，youshoudourantanchu，yidaoxuxudandanyounengliangningjuchengdedashouzhuaxiangyijiluokongzhihouchizhizaikongzhongdebaiexiaogui！
“嘶嘶——！”
baiexiaoguiyangtoujianxiaoyisheng，yaozhiqiangxingzaibankongyiniuyizhe，tuanchengyituan，xianzhiyouxiandebiguolelizimengdeyoumingzhizhua。
“冥王之爪！”
yizhaobucheng，lizimengzaibaiexiaoguiduokaideshunjianjiujilicuidongzishen，doushoujianyoushiliangdaonengliangdashouyizuoyiyoufengsuoxiangbaiexiaogui。
“嗷吼——”
qilidecanhao，zheiyiciyoumingzhiqiningjudemingwangzhizhuachenggongdejiangbaiexiaoguijinjinshufu，rentajielizhengzhayenanyitaotuo。
nengliangjushoushoujin，huaweiyidaofengyinluokezaibaiexiaoguideetou。
zhengzhazhujianpingxi，zuihouwanquanxianruanjing——
“di——gongximingwangdarenshoufudiyigeguipu。”
“di——jianglijinengxulingchushoux1。”
jielianliangdaotishiyin，lizimengzuijiaogouqi，jintianhaisuanbucuo，yiqiejinzhanshunli。
“收！”
yishenglingxia，baiexiaoguibeishoujinxitongdeyoumingguipukongjian。
erbaiexiaoguixiaoshideshihou，zhouweisihudangqiyicengshuibo，caozaxuannaodedoushiyishunjianyouhuilaile，xiaoxiangzhouweideshangpulidenghuotongming。
“啪啪！”
lizimengzouguoqu，zuoyoukaigong，liangbazhangjiangliangrenpaixing，congjianghuachenshanhehuangmaoshenshangmochuqianbao，conglimianchouleliangbai，“yirenyibai，jiumingqianbuguofenba？en，buguofen！”
“啊？”
huachenshanhehuangmaogangxinglaihaiyilianmengbi，yanshenlidaizhejingkong，guini？
mangranzhongjiuyanzhengzhengdekanzhegaozhongshengcongtamenqianbaoliquleqian。
“o，duile，zuohaoshiyidingyaoliuming，woshixiwenshisizhongdeleibeng，xiangbaochoudejinguanzhaowo，zhaodedaosuannishu！”
lizimengturanxiangdaoshenme，taishouxiaomimideshuoleyiju。
ranerjiangneigegaozhongnvshengyibakangdaojianshang，huihuishouzouyuan，budaizouyipianyuncai。
zhidaolizimengxiaoshizaixiaoxiang。
两个混混呐呐回神。
“laoda……women……jintianshibushibeigaozhongshengdajiele……”
黄毛挠挠头。
“啪！”
huachenshanzhengbiequni，fanshoujiushiyibazhang。
“……laodaniyoudawo！nishibushishengqile，womendegemingyouyishibushiposuile！”
黄毛气鼓鼓的瞪眼。
“啪！”