第1章
kaiwanglinchuandedabacheshang。
“麻烦让让。”
shenbianzhouranyourenzuoxia，tangxiaodunleyishun，heshangshouzhongdechengrenzazhi。
tataiyanshangxiadaliangzheyanqiandenvzi，shuoshihua，danlunxiangmaoshencai，tangxiaoshenzhijuedenapashidangchuhetagongduchunxiaodehuangshigongzhuheyanqiandezheigenvzixiangbidoulveyouburu。
tadelianjia，jiuhaoxiangshijingguoshangtiandiaozhuoguoyiban，wanmeiwubi，tadeshencai，jihuyijingdadaolehuangjinbili，rangrenbujinshangxinyuemu。
“嗨，美女。”
benlaihaiyouxiebaiwuliaolaidetangxiaolikeyouxiexingfenleqilai，zuogedabachedouyoumeinvxiangban，daoyeshiyijianbucuodemeishi。
xiayiningdandandekanletangxiaoyiyan，bingweilicaita，daishangleyifuerjihoubianbuzailihuitangxiao。
tangxiaozhangdebucha，shenzhikeyishuoshiyangmaoqingxiu。yizhanghuaihuaidexiaolian，lianliangdaonongnongdemeimaoyefanqirouroudelianyi，lianrudiaokebanwuguanfenming，youlengyoujiaodelianjunmeiyichang。
danzheinvrenqueduitajidulengdan。
turan，tangxiaoyanlianyisuo，zixidekanlekanshenbiandejipinmeinv，youbuyouzizhudekanlekanzijishoushangdezazhi。
“woca?zheibushizazhishangde**ma?zheitemeyenengpengdao?xiaoyejintianshizouleshenmegoushiyunle？”
“zheishangmianzenmehuiyouwodezhaopian？”
jiuzaizheishi，xiayiningyanjiaodeyuguangyepiedaoletangxiaoshoushangdezazhi，neishangmiandezhaopianbuzhengshizijime?
guanjianshizijigenbenmeiyoupaisheguozazhidefengmiana!
zaizixikanyixia，zazhidemingzijiaozuo《huahuashaonian》，shioumeidiquxiaoliangzuidadedaobanchengrenzazhi。
ganqingzheijiahuo，ganggangyizhikandeshiseqingzazhi?
“呃......”
“woshuonizheige......”
xiayininghuahaiweishuowan，turandabachemengdeyigejichachetinglexialai，cheneiyoubushaodechengkeyishicubujifangzhijieshuailechuqu，dielegetoupoxueliu。
zhijiantangxiaoyanjishoukuai，shenshouzhuazhulexiayiningdejianbang。
“xie......xiexienile......”
xiayiningdemeimoushanguoyisiqianyi，yuanlaizheijiahuoganggangbingbushiyaokaiyou，yuanlaishiweilebaohuziji。
danshijishishizheiyang，haishigaibianbulezheijiahuoshigekanchengrenzazhideselangdeshishi!
“没事，不用谢。”
tangxiaoliezuiyixiao，youshoubulaoshidezaixiayiningdejianshangqingqingdemozhe。
daodishijipinmeinva!pifujiushihao!
“woshuoshifu，nizenmekaichede?wodeyaodoukuaishuaisanle！”
zheishi，yimingxiaonianqingcongdishangpaleqilai，manlianbugaoxingdeshuodao。
“qianmianyourenlanche，butingchejiuzhuangdaorenle。”sijihuiyingdao。
“sheia?zheimelanche?buyaomingle?kanlaozijintianbujiaoxunjiaoxunneijigewangbadan！”
neimingxiaonianqingmoquancazhangzhe，dangtakandaolanchedeneijirenshi，dunshishuangyanyileng，shuangtuibuyouzizhudedazhanzhe，dongdoubugandong。
zhijiancongchexiazoushanglaijimingxiongsheneshadegaodazhuanghan，weishoudeshiyigechuanzhebaibeixin，manlianhengroudeguangtoueba。
lvdoudabandeyanjinghaositianshengdaiyoushaqiyiban，dangtademuguangsaoguochexiangliderenqunshi，rangzhongrenbuyouzizhudedixialetoulu。
“xiaozi，jiushiniyaojiaoxunlaozi？”guangtoudandandepieleyiyanneimingxiaonianqing，dunshihedeneimingxiaonianqingwangdishangyitan。
“hehe，dajiabiepa，woheihuyeshigeyouyuanzederen，zheiniantoushidaonanhun，shoudixiahaiyouxiongdiyaoyanghuo，mafandajiazijuedian，doushiwenmingren，wokebuxihuandongcu。”
zhijianguangtouhenghengyixiao，congyaojianchouchuyibashulimikuandexiguadao，zhijiewangcheshangyicha。
“laizi，dongshou。”guangtouduizheshenhouyiminglaizitounanzishuodao。
“好嘞，大哥！”
zhijianlaizilengxiaozhediandiantou，shoulitounazheyigebao，xianzoudaoleneimingxiaonianqingdemianqian:“xiaozi，yaoqianyaoming?xuanyige。”
“wowowo......woyouqian......”
neixiaonianqingcikezaojiuheshale，nahaiyoudangchuxiaozhangdeqiyan?mangbudiedecongdoulitaochulejizhangbaiyuandachao，saijinlelaizitoudebaoli。
“xiaozi，jiuzheimedianqian?hunongsheini？”laizitoudunshishensebushandeshuodao。
“da......dage......zhenjiuzheimeyidianle，woyigeyueliangsanqiankuaiqiangongzi，shenshangnanengyouduoshaoqiana。”xiaonianqingjihuyaokulexialai。
“huiqi，qiongbiyige，bashenshangshoujishenmezhiqiandedongxiquanburengjinqu。”laizitoudeyanjingshanguoyisishiwangdeshense。