第一章

yinweiwodeyigefangan,jigongsiyingliqianwan。

dantutoulaoshangsibawodegonglaoqiangle,tashengzhijiaxin,woquerengzaikubijiabanzhong。

这是人干的事儿吗?

这还有天理吗?

yinuzhixia,woyueleguimiqujiubahaipi。

zheipoban,sheiaishangsheishangba,fanzhengwoshibushangle!

benshaonvjinwanyaohaifanquanchang!

于是,我醉了!

haizhualegeshuaige,duizhetatongmaleliangxiaoshiyouguankoumenshangsidehuaihua。

guimishizaizaobuzhule,jiwoliangkailegefangjian,shuo:「nilianghaohaolao,shizaibuxingshuiyijueyexing!」meichengxiang,tayiyuchengchen。

wolianglaozhelaozhe,jingbianchengtanchengxiangdui。

niwenwoweishenmezhidaohouxu,qiaolemazheibushi。

bendangshirendiertianzhengkaiyan,kanzhemandidelangjiehewoshenbiantangzhede**nanren,naoguaziwengwengzuoxiang。

我怎么就把人睡了?

nieshouniejiaogangxiangqishen,shenshangsuantongbuyi。

ditouzaiyikan,xiongqianfanlanzhediandiancaomei。

k!zheinanrenshugoudeba?

woqidedangchangxiangshangjiaochuaizaitaneizhongyingjundemiankongshang,jiaodoushenguoqule,xianglexianghaishisuanle。

wanyichuaixingle,simuxiangdui,zheideyouduoganga。

babaofanlegedierchaotian,zhifanchuyibai?yimao。

woxianglexiang,bazuihoudeyibaikuaifangzaichuangtoujushang,shengxiadeyimaosaijinbaoli。

guanshangfangjianmen,feisulikai。

wofashi,zheibeizizaiyebulaizheijiajiudianle!

gangdaogongsi,dengzidoumeinuanre,jiujitutoulingdaobanhuansonghui。

talaorenjianianjinwushi,mankoudahuangya,zuijiaodoukuailiedaohounaoshaole。

buzhidaode,haiyiweitashiyaodedaoshengtianle。

tongshixiaoyuanyaozheyatiwofenfenbuping:「bianyizheilaodongxile!ruguomeiyouni,tanengquzongbu?」ze,woyijingxiangtongle,rizideguo,gongzuoyeyaojixu。

haiyou,sheirangrenjiashangmianyourenni?

xiaoyuanduizhetiankongqidao:「xiwangxinlaidelingdaoyoushuaiyounianqing,haishigehaoshuohuade!」wozuijiaochoulechou,zhijierangtahuanxiangpomie。

「xiaoyuan,nijizhuyijuhua,shilingdaojiumeiyouhaoshuohuade!」xiaoyuan:……