pingdijingleiluoxia，fachuyishengjuxiang，xuanjixianqigungunchentu，zhakaideweilizhidadimianjingranduochulaigexiaokeng。
muzhongxihaidehoutuiyibu，jingtan：“haoniubidezhadan。”
tafaxianzheixiaoshimeixiqiguguaidedongxibushiyibandeduo，jiupiruzheigezhadan，weilijingranburuoyujindandeyiji。
好生凶猛的法器。
“wolai，rangwolaishishi。”jianshidaoweilihou，tayoumoyouyangnaqilegezhadan，“xiaoshimei，kanzhedian。”
muzhongxixingfendao：“wojueduirengdebiniyaoyuan。”
yeqiaokanzhetalunqigebo，yonglishuaileliangquan，ranhouwangqianmianshijingerpaozhiguoqu，queshitingyuande，muceyoushimi，bansuizhezhadandeluoxia。
fachuyishengzhakaidemenxiang，qinfanfanchenxialaidehedongshihoucongbuyuanchuxiangqi。
“shisheigantouxilaofu！！”
yeqiaohemuzhongxiduishiyiyan。
buyueertongshengqiyigeniantou：wantuole。
“快跑。”
liangrenzaitaopaozheifangmiandoumoqidehen，batuijiuliu，touyebuhui，bijingsheidoubuxiangzaibeiguanjindile。
qinfanfanzheihuierzhengdaizhechengfengzongdesunzhanglaocanguanzongmenshangxia，shuodaodiduifanglaizheilimudejirendouxinzhiduming，bujiushixiangjiecishitanyixiaduijiazongmendeshilime。
julishangcidabishibainianqian，zhangmingzongsuiranmeicidouwenjudaoshu，zuzuqianniandoubucengbianguo，danchengfengzongbuzhidaocongnalidelaidexiaoxi，zaitingshuozhangmingzongjinniandeqinchuanshilidoutingbucuo，chengfengzongzaisankaolvhoujuedingpairenqinziguolaitanchayifan。
sunzhanglaoheqinfanfanhanxuanlejisheng，yilushangyibianguangyibiangezishuozhexuweidehuayu。
“tingshuojinnianzheiyijieguizongxindizizizhidoubucuo。”sunzhanglaoweiweixiaozhe。
qinfanfanhuijitayigejiaxiao：“guoyule。womenzhangmingzongjinnianzuiduoshizhongzaicanyu。”
sunzhanglaoyanxialvexianchaonongdeshense，juedezijishiduolvle。
zhangmingzongshenmeshilisheihaimeidianshu，danfantamenjinnianyouyigenengdade，qinfanfandoubuhuishuodezheibanmolengliangke。
liangrenliaotiandegongfuli，zhujianzoudaolehoushan，zheishijianxiumenlianjiandebijingzhilu，caigangmaikaiyibu，xiayimiaoyigeqiguaidedongxiluozaijiaoxia。
qinfanfangangzhunbeishuodianshenme，jiaoxiadedongxixianshimaochulebaiseyanwu，suihou，zhale。
真正意义上的炸了。
qinfanfanxiuweigao，daoshimeizenmeshoushang，danweilibingbuxiao，zhijianpingtandedimianshangjingranchuxianlegexiaokeng。
tadiyifanyingjiushiyourenxiangmouhaiziji，dangjifennudehoudao：“shisheigantouxilaofu。”
“……”
zhouweijingqiaoqiaodewurenhuida，zheigeshihoulianggezuikuihuoshouyijingpaodemeiyingle。
chengfengzongzhanglaoyebeizheiyishenghoujiaohedezhujianhuiguoshenlai，tashengyindouyouxieduosuo，zhizhedimianshangdezhadan，“zheishishenmefaqi？”
秦饭饭也很懵逼。
dankandaosunzhanglaoyilianzhenjingdemoyanghou，qinfanfanyuanbendefennuchuqipingjinglexialai，tahaishitouyicizaiqitazongmianqianzhaodaodianmianzi。
bieyiweitabuzhidao，yinweichangniandaoshudeyuangu，zheijigelaopifusidixiachaoxiaoguozijihaojici。
qinfanfanqingqingkeleyisheng，gaoshenmocedefulefuhuxu，yibianzhuangruobujingyididao：“a？ai，zheizhishiwomenzongneijigebuchengqideqinchuannonglaideyidianxiaowanyier。buzhiqian。”
不值钱？
小玩意儿？
shenmexiaowanyiweilizheimedade？
chengfengzongzhanglaodebiaoqingzhujiancongyikaishidemanbujingxin，biandeyansushenzhiyinyuechanzalejifenjingwei。
sunzhanglaobuhaodaposhaguowendaodi，zhidemianqiangdigenzhefuhedeshuoleliangju。
yitianxialaisunzhanglaodouyouxiexinbuzaiyan，zhongyucongzhangmingzongchulaiyihou，tamangbudiepaodaowaimiantaochuyujian。
“zhangmingzongjinnian，kongburusi！”
sunzhanglaozhandouzhejizijiazongzhufaqulexiaoxi。
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yeqiaoyumuzhongxiyiqilikaihoushanhou，haizaizhuomozhenengbunengbashouqiangjinongchulai，dangranbushihexiandaineizhongyouzidande，huoxukeyichangshizhewangshouqiangdezidanjialimianfangxiebiedeweilidadedongxi。
zhiyufangshenme，yeqiaomuqianweizhimeiyouxianghao，danbufangaitaxianhuachulaileshouqiangdecaogaotu。
zuoweiyigeshejishitadongshounenglihaishihenqiangde。
huahaoleshejituhou，yeqiaozhuantoujiuduizijidexiashandazimuzhongxifachulechengkendeyaoqing：
“womenyiqixiashanma？”
yeqiaodaodibushiqixiu，duilianqifangmianyiqiaobutong，zhadantanengpingjiezhejiyiliheshujitianchongcailiao，keshouqiangzheizhonggaokejide**fangfahaishiyaozhaozhuanyedeqixiu。
muzhongxilenglepianke，youyouyuyu：“womenmingtianhaiyouke。”
yeqiaopoweidanding，taluchujiuwo，zhidiyousheng：“neijiuqiaodiao。”
muzhongxiyanjingyiliang：“haozhuyi！”
tabuxiangshangkehenjiule，zhiqianduanyukeshangzhiyoutayigejianxiu，yidanqiaokejiuhuibeifaguanjindi。
xianzaibuyiyangle，xianzaiduolegexiaoshimeipeizijidaoshihoubeifayebushiyigeren。
“我们走。”
liangrenxinggedoushifengfenghuohuo，shuozoujiuzoudeneizhong，juedinghaohoubianyiqiyukuaiwangshanxiapaoqu，yunzhongchenggezhongshangpudouyou，gewaiqiquan，zhibuguoyinweishiwuzongjiaoxia，wujiazhiyouyigezinenggaikuo，neijiushi‘gui’
laidaozhuanmenmaifaqidepuzihou，yeqiaopobujidaijiangzijishejigaodileguoqu。
“这个能做吗？”
puzilimeiduoshaorenjinlai，bijingsanxiukemeineimeduoxianqingmaifaqifangshen，dazongdeyouqiaobushangpuzilidedongxi，daozhilimianzhiyoulaobanzaiyouzaiyouzaituzheyunwu。
kandaoyeqiaodiguolaidedongxi，dianpulaobannazheyandoudeshouyidun，suihouzuoleqilai，xixidaliangzhetadiguolaidecaogaotu，ananjingqi：“zheishihewu？xingzhuangweiheruciguguai？”
buxiangjian，yebuxiangqitawuqi，tacongyezheimeduonian，wensuoweiwen。
yeqiaohanxudao：“tajiaoshouqiang。”
“zheigewaixinghejiegoudatikeyizuochulaima？neibuzuihaonengduocunfangxiedongxi。”
laobanduicihaitingganxingqude，tadiandiantou：“keyi，buguojiagema……zonggongzuoxialaimuceyaosanbaishangpinlingshi。”
还挺贵。
yushiyeqiaokaishifahuilezijidesancunbulanzhishehetakanjia，guochengsuiranmanzhang，danjieguohaishiyuanmande，tazuizhongyiyibaishangpinlingshidejiagenaxiale。
muzhongxidoujingdaile，tameicixiashanyizhidoushilaobanshuoduoshaoqian，tajiduoshaoqiandea。
原来还能砍价的吗？
yeqiaofangfokanchulailetaxindixiangde，“dangrankeyizheiyang。ruguonibuquelingshidehua，yekeyibukan。”
muzhongxishibuzenmequede，danxiangdaozijimingmingkeyijidegengshaoyidian，tajiuyizhenmomingdebugaoxing。
“zouba。”yeqiaowen：“niyouyaocaigoudema？xianmaiwanzaihuiqu。”
muzhongxiyangyangde，“suanle。jintianxianbumaile。”
“为什么？”
muzhongxiwuzhexiongkou：“yixiangdaoduojichuqudeneixielingshijiuxintong。”
“……”
行吧。
yeqiaosuanshilijietaneibugandexinqing，yaoshizijibaibaisongchuquzheimeduolingshi，taxinqingzhihuigengzaogao，“neiwomenxianhuizong，zhengqiaowohaihualejizhangfuxuyaoyourenshiyanyixia。”
yeqiaozhiqianmeijingyan，huawanfuhainazijishiyan，zhidaobakezhanqiangzhuanglegekulonghou，yeqiaobiandejinshenlebushao。
tatongdingsitong，juedingbushanghaizijile，bijingrenweishenmehezijiguobuquni。
tazhunbeihuohaiqitarenle。
muzhongxinaolenaotou，tianzhendiwen：“neinihuadefuduome？”
“buduo。”yeqiaokelianbabakanzheta，“jiujizhangeryi。”
tazhezhongqiangdiaojizhangheeryizheilianggezi。
yushibingzheaihushimeidexiangfa，muzhongxixiangxinletadeguihua。
jiexialailiangrenzaihoushandailezhengzhengsantian，sheidoumeiqushangke，lunliushiyanyeqiaohuachulaideneixiewuhuabamendefulu。
muzhongxifaxian，shimeidezui，pianrendegui！！
神他妈的几张。
“lailailaisishixiong，jiuzuihouyizhangle。”
yeqiaoreqingdenachulailezuihouyige，“fangxin，zheicijueduibuhuirangninanshoule，tajiaohahafu。”
“dingduohuirangnixiaoyixiao，nikannidoubianchengkuguale。”
muzhongxipeizhetaaolesangetongxiao，taliansecangbai，yilianbeicuicanledekelianmoyang，youyoutuchuyikouqi：“haoba。”
shuoshizaide，xiaoshimeifuluhaidoutingyouyiside。
ruguobushinazijishiyandehuajiugenghaole。
zhengdetongyihou，yeqiaolimapobujidaijianghahafudiudaomuzhongxishenshang。
youshihoufubuyidingyaoweiliqiang，nengbarenxiaodaoyingxiangfahuiyeshiyizhonglingleideganraofangshi。
muzhongxiyikaishihaimeishenmefanying，yijiushineifushengwukeliandemoyang，ranerhenkuai，shaonianyangqitoufachuleyizhenzhenfanpaichangkuangdexiaosheng：“hahahaha——”
“哈哈哈哈。”
muzhongxixiaolehaoyihuier，baluguolianjiandejianxiudoujiheleyitiao，xianxieyiweimushixiongzouhuorumole。
“……”
zhongyutingdunleshaoshaopianke，zhengdangyeqiaoyiweizheijiujieshudeshihou，henkuaimuzhongxiyiyangduncuodexiaoshengzaicixiangqi。
“哈、哈、哈！”
叶翘：“……”