第一章 萌妹做任务,童叟无欺

“ninhao,disibihuchengliehuoyingdizhaoqiangxianshengduiba?zheieryounindeyifenbaoguo,qingninqianshou,shunbianzhifuyixiayunfei!”

liehuoyingdiwai,jiangyishoulinazhetongxunqi,yibianyuduimianderenheduizhedizhi,yibianfeikuaidezaitongxunqishanganxiayichuanshuzi,renbuzhuwanqilemeiyan。

zhenhao,zaipaojitang,tajiunengmaiyizhangbihuchengdeyongjiujuzhuzhengle!

“zhifushenmeyunfei?zheibenlaijiushiwomenyingdidedongxi!”

zhaoqiangyidazaojiujiedaorenwu,zaizheierdengzhezhuchengneibiansonglaidewuzi,dantazenmeyemeixiangdao,laisongwuzidejingranshigeshouruodexiaoyatou。

xiangxianglaodajiaojitadeneiyidabiqian,zaikankanjiangyixueshoudeshencaiheneizhanglvexianzhinendewawalian,zhaoqiangrenbuzhudonglexinsi。

yizhibenzheduidaigukeyaoxiaolianxiangyingdejiangyi,lianshangxiaorongyijiang,weimiqiyan:“nixianglaizhang?”

zhaoqiangbeitakandexinliyizhan,danxiangdaoneiyidabiqian,dunshiyouyoulediqi。

“laishenmezhang?zheishangmiangaizhewomenliehuoyingdidechuoer!nishisheijiadexiaoyatou?huitoutuliandexiangeren?womenliehuoyingdikebushihaorede!ganjinzou,biezaizheierhuang!burandehua,bieguaiwobukeqi!”

zhaoqiangyibianshuozhe,yibianhuilehuiquantou,sihuzhiyaojiangyibuzhaozuo,limajiuhuihuishangquyiban。

kanzhenanrendejudong,jiangyilenglelian。

shijinianqian,liuxingxiedaiweizhibingduzhuiluo,ranhouzhenggeshijiejiubianle。

wuzhongbianyi,sangshihengxing,liangshikuifa,wangriwenmingduanduanshurizhineiwanquanbenghuai。

jibiandiguofanyingxunsu,jieerliansandejianlilebihuchengshourongxingcunzhe,wufajinrubihuchengderenyezifadezuzhichengyingdi,dantianzaizhixia,rendeshengcunhuanjingzaojiubeiyasuodaolejidian。

weilehuoxiaqu,zuochushenmeshiqingsihudoubuyiwai。

danjiangyimeixiangdaodeshi,jintianjingranyourenbazhuyidadaoletadeshenshang。

“nixiangsitunjiwodebaochou!”

jiangyikanzhenanren,yuqikending。

“shenmebaochou?wobuzhidao,ganjingun!”

zhaoleibeikantoulexinsi,dunshibaonu,tuikaijiangyijiuyaoqunadishangdebaoguo。

danjiangyizaojiufangbeizheta,xianyibujiangbaoguolinleqilai。

zhaoqiangzhualegekong,lianyixiajiuheile,lishengdao:“niqiangdongxi?”

“woqiangdongxi?”jiangyitingdaotazheiyangwenzhijieqixiaole:“wocongzhuchengbadongxisonglai,dinghaoledejiage,niquexiangsitun,dashu,zuomenghaimeixingniba?”

“womeixing?zuomengdeshiniba?haicongzhuchengdaiguolaide?”zhaoqiangkanzhesizhouyinweitamenlianggezhengzhierweiguolaikanrenaoderen,dunshizhaohuqizhouweiderenlai:“lailailai,dajialaikankana,zheigeyatoupianzishuotacongzhuchengguolai!”

“nizhidaozhuchengzenmezoume?jianguosangshima?jianguobianyiquanme?jiunizheixiaogeboxiaotuierde,haicongzhuchengguolai,zoudedongluma?”

yibianshuozhe,zhaoqiangyibianshangxiadaliangzhejiangyi,yuqichaofeng:“zaishuole,nishiyongbingma?shikaihuangduidema?buranzainaerjiederenwu?tongxunqishang?nidangshimoshizhiqiansongkuaidideni?”

“womenliehuoyingdijiadayedade,kandeshangnineijigepoqian?haibugouwomenyingdiyitiandefanqianni!”

zheishizhaoqiangzuihouzuochudezongjie,yuqizhongmanshiyouyuegan。

“zheimeshuo,nishizhidaoyouduoshaoqianle?”

jiangyizhuazhuletahualideloudong,zhaoqianglianseyijiang,suihouzaicihuishouganren。

“wozhidaoshenmewozhidao?nigexiaoyatoupianzinengzhengduoshaoqian?ganjinbadongxifangxiagundan,biebiwodongshou!”

kanrenaoderen,xianglaishibupashiqingnaodade,youqihaishizailiehuoyingdizheier。

“xiaoguniang,xianzaidajiadounan,dantoudongxikebuhao!”

“jiushi,liehuozheimedadeyingdi,zhiyupiannineiyidianerxiaoqian?”

“ai,zheishidaoguoranshibianlea,kanzheguaiguaiqiaoqiaodexiaoguniangzenmeyezuozheizhongtoujimogoudeshier?”

zhizeshengciqibifu,wuyiliwaiquanshizhenduijiangyide。

kanzhesizhouderendouzaizhizejiangyi,zhaoqiangaomandekaikou:“ganjin,badongxifangxia!”

jiangyiqingxiaoleyisheng,ranhoudianlediantou,jiangshouzhongdebaoguorengzaidishang。

kanzhejiangyizheimepeihe,zhaoqiangrenbuzhudeyidexiaole。

yigexiaoyatoupianzieryi,nengbadongxicongzhuchengdaiguolaiyouruhe?

haibushinianjitaixiaodoubuguota?

zhaoqiangshenshouqutibaoguo,xiangxiangyijingdaoshoudeqian,lianshangxiaorongzhujianfangda。

xiaciyaoshiyouzheiyangdeshier,tayidinghelaodatuijianzheigexiaoyatou,daoshihoutalaijiehuo,youshiyibiwaikuai!

yuexiang,zhaoqianglianshangdexiaojiuyuenong,deyiwangxingdetayejiumeiyouzhuyidao,jiuzaitakaojindeshunjian,jiangyitaiqidetui。

“啊——!”

yishengcanjiaoxiangcheyunxiao,sheidoumeixiangdaojiangyihuiturandongshou。

gengmeixiangdao,jiangyikanzheneimejiaoxiaoshouruodeyigeren,jingrannengyijiaobazhaoqiangjichuaichusanmikaiwai。

jiuzaizhaoqiangluodideshunjian,jiangyiyijingzhuileshangqu,youshiyijiao,bagangxiangpaqilaidezhaoqiangchuaidao,ranhouyoujiuzheyilinglinqilai。

“yuanbenwobuxiangdongshoude,suoyi……!”

huayinluoxia,jiangyiyoushiyiquandazaitalianshang:“daodijibujiqian!”

zhaoqiangyijingbeijiangyijidamengle,zheihuierbiqinglianzhongdebeijiangyilinzaishouli,haigandashengfanghenhua。

“a!ni,niganduiwodongshou,womenyingdishibuhuifangguonide!”

“bufangguowo?”jiangyilengxiao,zhuantoukanxiangliehuoyingdimenqianchongchuderen:“nishizhidetamenma?”

kandaozijiayingdideren,zhaoqiangxiangshijiandaolejiuxing。

“救,救我!”

zhaoqiangkaikouhujiu,liehuoyingdiderenzhujianweilongguolai。

jiangyilengxiaoyisheng,shenshouwozhupangbianyonggangguanhanjiedelangan,yingshengshengdejianggangguanzhuaixialainiezaishouli,muguangweilengdekanzheliehuoyingdizhongrenshoulidewuqi,chunjiaoweigou。

“比划比划?”

banxiaoshihou,nadaoshuangbeibaochoudejiangyi,linzhegangguanzailiehuoyingdiyizhongren,yijizhaoqiangfennudemuguangzhonglikai。

muguangsaoguoyingdiwaikanrenaoderenqun,fangcaizhanzaizhaoqiangneibianjiaorangzuihuanderen,fenfendixiatouqu,huiliuliudezhunbeilikai,xianranshipajiangyibaofutamen。

pianpianjiangyijiuzaizheigeshihoukaikou:“dengyixia!”

touliuderen,xinshunjianyichen,ganjinpansuanzheyaofuchushenmeyangdedaijiacainengrangjiangyimanyi。

ranerjiangyiqueduizhezhongrenluchuyigedadadexiaolian:“benrenchengjiezhuchengdaodisibihuchengsuoyouyunshurenwu,nanyidouke,tongsouwuqi,geweiyouxuyaodehua,keyilianxiwoya!”