第4章

“yigewumingxiaoxian,yeganzaiwodifudanao?!”

yanluowangjiezhehengdao:“niquzhaojiqitayinbing,wodaoyaokankan,shenmerenganzaidifuluanlai!”

“buguantashishenmeshiqing,jiwoxianzhuaqilaizaishuo!”

“bixushenwenqingchu,sheizhishidetadanaodifu!”

“wodanaodifu?”sunwukongzheishihouzouzaileheibaiwuchangdeshenqian,quexianyibutaruleyanluodian,kanxiangqianmiandeyanluowang,lengheng:“nijiushiyanluowang?”

“nihaixiangzhuawo?shenwenwo?”

“你阎王配吗!”

“yanwang,wolaizheilidaoyaowenyiwenni,nimendifushizenmezuoshide?yigegousirendeguicha,nenggoudaowoyigexianrenshenshang?”

“nideshengsibuni?nachulaijiwokankan!”

“wodaoyaokankan,nimenzenmegoucuoderen!”

yanluowangyileng,shenme?shitashouxiadeguichagoucuoren,haigouhungoudaoleyigexianrentoushangqu?

zheigexianrenshizheiyangjindifude?

zhishizheiyangdeshiqingshuochuqule,duitadeyingxiangbiranjiugengdalea。

zheishenzhidoukenenghuibeitiantingzefaba!

tazheigehaimeizuowendeyanluowangzhiwei,zheiqibushihenkenengyaobeizhijiechediao?

yanluowangxiangmaoxionge,yaoyaqiechi,yipaishenqianjingtangmudanudao:“xiaohua!shengsibunaishidifuzhongqi,shinenggourangnisuibianchakandema?”

“zhenshigoucuole,nixianzaiyemeishi,neinizihuiqujiushi,youweiheyaozaiwodifuzhongdanao?”

“niyigerucixiuweidexianren,lianlianggexiaoxiaoyinchayefaxianbule?”

“wokannicongyikaishijiushijiazhuangjiangsidefanren,guyirangyinchagouzou,xinsibuchun!”

“haixiangnashengsibu,nixiangyaozuoshenme!”

“woquannizaozaorushizhaolai!fouzebieguaiwobukeqile!”

yanluowangdeyanyurangheibaiwuchangdengrenyedoudunshixingwu。

没错啊!

yigexiuweizheimeqiangdexianren,zenmekenenghuibeiququlianggexiaoguichadaidaodifulilai?

zenmekenengzheidoufaxianbuletamen?

zhenyaozhishitamenshiwu,zhaocuoleren,neizhaoshangqudeguichadangshijiushibaileba?

tamenzhuarenzhenyaofaxianmubiaomingxianyouwenti,yebuhuishashadejiumaorandongshoude。faxianmubiaoxiuweibuduijing,yezaojiutingshou,huidifuzaizuoheshile。

ruguobushizheigexianrenguyiweizhuang,yibanguichazhaoshangqu,kendingyebuganzhijiechushouduiyigexianrengouhun!

meicuo,zheibidingshizheigexianrenyaoguyilaidifuzhaocha!

ershanglaijiuwenshengsibu,zheizhipahaishixiangjizijideqinpenghaoyounitiangaimingba!

zheizhongdaofantiangangdeshiqing,chadiantamendoubeimanleguoqu。

heibaiwuchanglianmangyeshilikaisunwukong,laidaoleyanluowangshenpang,zantongdao:“yanwangshuodeyouli!”

yanluowangzijijianghuashuowan,yetongyangjuedezijiyiyuyijingdianpoleguanjian。

meicuo,yigezheiyangxiuweidexianren,zenmekenenghuibeiququlianggexiaoguichagouhun?

“nishanglaijiuxiangwobashengsibujini,haibukuaishuodaodixiangzuoshenme!”

“yaoxianghuluangenggaishengsibu,zheikeshifantiantiaodedazui!jiusuanwodifumeizigeshenni!tiantingyebuhuifangrennibuguande!”

“niyaoshishiqu,laoshijiaodai,nianzainiyehaimeizhuchengdacuo,woweibibunengfangnilikai,bujiangnijiaodaotiantingqu。”

sunwukongbeiyanwangdeqiangshizhiwenshuoderendouyouxielengzhu。

zheishizhendiandaoheibai,jiuxiangzhaotamafanshiba?kanlaizheicideshiqing,henkenengjiushizheiyanluowangqinzichushouzhudaole。

erqieyanluowangduitasihaobuhaipa,zheishitaluchulaideshiliyehaibugoua。

kanlaihaishiyaotazaijizheiyanluowanglaiyigun,zhijiejiangzheiyanluodianchaile,cainengrangzheiyanluowanglaolaoshishi。

sunwukongwozhushouzhongjingubangyibai,quemeiyoudongshou。

他是讲道理的人。

zhenyaodongshouqiangqiangshengsibu,zheibushizuoshileyanluowangdewumie?

sunwukongdandandao:“yanluowang,zheimeshuonishizijizuocuoleshi,haiyaofanyaowoyikoule?”

“nizheimeshuoyaoshinabuchuzhengjulai,bunengjiwoyigemanyidejiaodai,kebieguaiwozhijiebanigaodaotianshangqu!”

“nibuhuizhenyiwei,nizaidifunengyishouzhetiandeba?”

“shengsibuwokeyibukan,nizijikanyexing。”

“nidaoshixianzhaodianzhengjujiwokankan!”

yanluowangwenyankanzhesunwukong,meitouzhouqi,xinzhonggengnu。zheijiahuojuranhaiganzheimexiaozhang,kanlaihaishiyousuoyizhang。

dantadifuyejueduibushisheidounenglaicaijijiaodedifang!

taxianzaifaneryuefakending,yanqianzheirenkendingshiyouwentide!

yanluowangzhijienachuleshengsibunudao:“hao,baoshangnidemingzi,wodaoyaokankan,shengsibulishibushihaiyounidemingzi!”

“shibushiwomenzhuacuoleren!”

“shengsibuduisanjieshengsijizai,keyuanzainidexiangxiangzhishang,womenzenmekenengfanzheizhongdijidecuowu?”

tazhidaoshouxiayouxierenbanshiweibiwanquananzhaoguiju,danduoshaoshiyaoyouxieyiju,buganwanquanduzhuanbucunzaiderende。

sunwukonglengxiaodao:“nilianwojiaoshenmedoubuzhidao?shouxiajiunengyourenlaizhuawo?”

“woxingbugaiming,zuobugaixing,huaguoshantianshengshengrensunwukongshiye!”

“niyekeyiwenwen,nimendeguicha,shibushiyaolaigouhundewo?”

yanluowangkanxianglepangbiandeheibaiwuchang,tamenzheishihouyeshiyijingzhidaozuixianreshiderenshisheilede,yijingwenguolezuixiandelianggeyincha。

lianggeyinchazheishihouzaojiuhedekuaizhanbuwenle,danyezhidaozheishizijizuihoudejihui,jiangzijinadaodepiwennalechulai。

huaguoshantianchanshihousunwukong,shou342zai。jihuopiwen,haiyousunwukongdeyangzixianlu。

kanqilaipiwenshangderenqueshishiyanqiandesunwukongwuyi。

zheipiwenlianggeyinchayeshicongshangmianlingderenwu,suoyicaibugansuibianfangqi。yehenquedingzijiyinggaimeiyouzhaocuorende。

xianzaitamenbuzhidaodejiushi,zheipiwenzuizhongshisheifaxialaide,shibushizaojiuzhidaosunwukongdezhenshiqingkuang。

gengbugankending,piwenyouduibuduideshangshengsibu。

heibaiwuchangzheishihoujiezhebuchongdao:“zheipiwenqueshishiwomensuoxiafa,doushixunxuchengxu,jieshoudaoshengsibutishixinxi,ranhoufenpaiderenwu。”

“yanwangkeyizaishengsibuxikan,yingdangnengduideshang。”

“tianchanshihou?342sui?”yanluowangshenselengjunxionghen,kanlesunwukongyiyan,haishixiandakaileshengsibu。

tahenkuaiqueqiedecongshengsibuzhongzhaodaolexiangtongdexinxi。

kandaoxinxi,yanwangtaiqitoukanxiangsunwukong,gengjiabuxin:“nishuozheizhendeshini?”

“nijinniancai342sui?shihuaguoshandetianchanshihou?”

“ququsanbaiduosui,ninengyouzheiyangdexiuwei?”

“nidaoshishuoshuo,niyoushichenghechu,nengyourenjiaochunizheiyangdetiancai?”

“说不出来吧!”

“haishuonibushilingyoumude?nihaishiganjinxianchuyuanshen,biebiwoduinidongshou!”

sunwukonghahahaoxiao:“yanwanglaoer,nimenshengsibujiuzheimemeiyong?lianwoshibushiwodouhaiyaowozijilaizhengming?”

“woshibushiwo,woyoumeiyouzheiyangdexiuwei,jiusuanshengsibubunengzhengming,nimendifuhaodaiyeshiyifangshili,pairenqurenjianyichayebuzhidao?!”

“wozaoshuole,wonaitianshengshengren!”

“nandaomeiyoushichengjiuyidingbunengchengxianle?”

yanluowangkanzheyanqiansunwukong,xinzhongzhendeyuefafennu。

zhenshiqiyouqili,juranhaiganzheimedafangjueci,buzhisihuo。

xianzaiderenjian,bieshuosanbaiduonianjiuchengxianle,sanqianniannengchengxiandedoushitiancai。erqiemeiyoushichengdehua,haixiangchengxiangengshixiangdoubiexiang!

yaoburan,zheijiushineizhongsharenrumadeyaomo。

zhenyiweitiantinghuafensanjiezhihou,xianzaiderenjianhainengxiangyiqianyiyang,biandidounengchushenxian?

lianzheidiandoubuzhidao,haiganweizhuangyigeshihoupaolaitadifudanao!

zhenyiweibianhuazhishuxiangyixie,nengmohushengsibudeyinguosuodingjiunengpiandeleta?

tanengzuoshangyanluowangzheigeweizhi,shenmejiaohuaderenmeiyoujianguo!