5.人参族

jintiantamailebushaoshicai,danyeshizhongleidanyi。

jintianzhenghaomailejizhiji。

dijiaolihaiyoubushaotudouzi。

burujiuzuodianzhajishutiaoba!

jiushimeiyoufanqiejiangzhanzheshutiaochi。

meiguanxi,tayoumizhidiaoliao,zuochulaikendinghaochi。

说干就干。

tudouxuepiqietiao,paozaishuizhongbeiyong。

jikuaizeshiweiweiazhirangrouruwei。

yiqiezhunbeituodangjiushizhale。

zhajishutiaohenkuaijiuzuohaole,duanzhejiuquleqianting。

canwuyouzaojiuwendaoxiangweile,yijingpobujidaixiangchangchangle。

yingshangqujieguotashoulideshihe,“jiejie,nizuodeshenmedongxi?haoxianga!”

yaozudeshiwutadouchinile,haiyidiandoubuhaochi。

taningyuanzhichiguoziyebuxiangchiyaojiedefancai。

jiejiezuodedongxitawenzhejiuyouxiangchidechongdong。

“zheishizhajishutiao,haiyouxiaomizhou,chizhajishutiaozhiqianyidingyaoxianhewanmizhou。”

xianbamizhoufangzaicanlaomianqian,youjicanwuyoufangleyiwan。

canlaokanzhebutongyiwangdechishi,youpobujidaixianhewanlemizhou。

xiaomizhoudaizhedutedeqingxiang,hexiaomizhoushiweileyangwei。

chileyikouzhaji,sucuishuangkou,waijiaolinen,yikouxiaququanshixiannendeweidao。

“好吃!真好吃!”

canwuyouchidesaibangzigugude。

canlaoyezhibuzhudiantou,“zheicaishimeiweia!yaozuneixiechishizhinengsuanshigoushi!tainanchile。”

tamenyaozudenanzi,congxiaojiuhuishoudaogezhongxunlian。

chulexiulianrangzijiqiangdadaokeyibaohunvziwai,chuyiyeshizhongduoxuekezhongdeqizhongzhiyi。

naihe,haoshicaijiushizuodebuhaochi!

yebaokuotaziji,tazuodefancaiyebuhaochi。

tamenyaozuzuodefancaimeizheimeduohuayang。

jibenshangdoushibaishuizhucaizhuroudeneizhongjiandanzuofa。

tinglelaobodehua,baihuyaoyaozuijiaochouchou,goushininlaobuyehaishichileduoshaonian?

zheihuatabunengshuochukou,dezuilelaoyezi,bulaichifanlezazheng?

她的人参就飞了!

“haohaochi。”zusunliangchideduzigugude。

kanzhezijidelaodongchengguobeirenrenke,baihuyaoyaoxinliyejuedeshutan。

kanleyiyanlaoyezi,taxiangwenwenruhexiulianlingli。

却又觉得不好意思。

zuolexujiudexinlijianshe,xujiuhoucaikaikou,“laoyezi,nishuowonengxiuliannishuodelinglima?zaijiushiwozheigefanguantaipole,xiangzhehaohaodaochiyifan,yaoshidaochidegaibianlegeju,nimenyaozuhainengkanjianma?”

tayaoshibafanguanzhuangxiudebuyiyangle,yaojieneibianderenlaibule,neitahaizenmezhengqian?

budui!shizhengyaozudebaobei!

canlaodaleyigebaoge,“renleixiangyaoxiulianlinglihennande,nigenbenmeiyoulinggen,shiwufaxiuliande。

banizheigefanguanshoushiyifanbuhuiyoushenmeyingxiangde,nizhiyaoguazheneilianggedenglong,womenyaojiederenjiunenglaichifan。”

tamennenglaichifan,yikaodebushizheigefanguanbenshendemoyang,ershineilianggedenglong。

baihuyaoyaotingshuozijiwufaxiulian,shunjianxieqile。

xiangyaokongzhijiemendengdexiangfachedimeixile!

xiangdaoyihouhainenggenyaojiederenzuoshengyi,youdaqilejingshen,“bunengxiulianyemeisha,wozhiyaonimennenglaichifanjiuhao。”

yaojiededongxidoushibaobei,youlezheixiebaobei,tazhaoyangkeyiguoshangfuguishenghuo。

她不强求太多。

canlaomanyidiantou,zheixiaoguniangxinsichunjing,meiyouguoduoqiangqiu,yesuanshigexinsihuodazhiren。

“xiaoguniangnenggouzheiyangxiangjiuduile,mingliyoushizhongyuyou!womenjiuxianzoule。”

canlaoyiweishenzhangdeshuoleyijuhua,qishendasuanzou。

canwuyouyouxiebushe,danhaishiyaozou,“jiejie,nizheilidedongxizuihaochile,womingtianhailaichifan,woyehuidaizhewodepengyoulaichifan!wokandaojiejiehaoxiangxihuanrencanzheixiedongxi,dengwojiniduonadian,jiejiedengwozailai!”

liangrendeshenyingxiaoshizaimenkou。

baihuyaoyaokanzheshouliderencanherencanguo,guanshangmenjiuquleerlou。

“zheidongxilinshixianbumaile,zhaogehezishenmedecunfangqilaiyihoumeiqianlezaimai。”

tajidexiaoshihoufuqinzongshifumozheyigehanyuhezifadai,neigehezifuqinshuoshiqiannianhanyuzhicheng,keyibaocunwupinbufulan。

renjiachuanyuedoudaijinshouzhishade,fanggedongxiyefangbian。

tazajiumeiyoujinshouzhini?

neigeheziyebuzhidaoxianzaifangnaerle。

baihuyaoyaozaifangjianlidaotengledabantian,wuzidouluandebuchengyangzile,lengshimeizhaodao。

“woqu!zenmezaizheili?”

jiuzaitayaoxieqifangqixunzhaodeshihou,zaixiangzidixiakandaoleneigehanyuhezi。

yuanlaishibeiyuanzhumuqinyonglaidianjuzile。

heziyijingkanbuchuyuanlaibaiyudemoyang,gaizheyicenghouhoudehuichen,kanshangquheihuhudebuqiyan。

calecahuichen,luchulehezishangdiaokedeshenmiwenlu,kanshangqujiujiazhibufei。

“真是暴殄天物。”

baihuyaoyaodakaihezi,yiguhanqimaolechulai,limiantangzheyibenshuheyimeibaiyujiezhi。

“wuxingjue?wugongmijima?”naqishukanlekan,yinggaishiwugongmijizhileidedongxi。

limiandeneirongtayouxiekanbutaidong。

shujixianfangzhe,xiankankanjiezhi。

jiandandebaiyuhuanjiezhi,shangmiandaizhejidaoshandiandewenlu,kanshangqumeishenmetebiede,querangtayouzhongqinqiegan。

guishishenchadaizaishouzhishang,jurantebiedeheshi。

嘶!

daijiezhideshouzhiyizhenciteng,yizhentouzhongjiaoqing,jiezhetajiuchuxianzaileyigeniaoyuhuaxiangdedifang。

“aiyowoqu!zheibuhuishikongjianwaiguaba?”

xiaoshuozhongbushishuole,chuanyuezongyouwaigua。

gangcaitahaibaoyuanmeiwaigua,xianzaitazheishiyeyouwaiguale?

zheikongjianjiushiyigexiaoshijie,limianshanchuanheliu,caodipingyuan,shengkaidexianhuasuifengqiwu。

zhibuguozheilimianhaoxiangmeishenmehuowu,zhishiyigefengjingxiumeidedifang。

“zheixiepingyuanxianzhezhangcaoshibushitaikexile?yaobuyaozhongdiansha?”

tamenlongdechuanren,jiyinjiushizhongdi。

kandaotudixianzhejiubudejing。

zhenghaozheigedadongtiande,zheilishachideqingcaidoumeiyou。

kongjianlisijiruchun,taruguozaizheilimianzhongdianshucaiguoshushenmede,qibushigenghao?

shuoganjiugan,yebushuijuele,barencanherencanguofangzaibaiyuhezili,liandaizheshujiyeyikuaifangjinlekongjianlibaocun。

zhaolaichutoujiukaishizaikongjianlikaihuang。

zhongdiguoranshigeliqihuo,zheigeshenbanyouruo,ganleyiwanshangyecaishoushilebudaoliangmudi。

yankanzhetiankuailiangle,baihuyaoyaocongkongjianlichulai,dasuanxianshuiyijue。

yinweiganhuodeyuangu,baihuyaoyaoshuidehenchen。

zaitabuzhidaodeqingkuangxia,shoushangdejiezhisanfachuyidaoqicaiguangmang,xunsuzuanjinletademeixin。

baihuyaoyaoyuanbenkuhuangganshoudelianpang,zaizheiyikefashenglefantianfudidebianhua。

haosiyikemingzhu,beirenjiekailemengzhedeshenmimiansha。

bainennendeliandan,furuoningzhi,touzhejiankangdefense,bizhedeshuangyanxiuzhangshangtiao,xiaoqiaodeqiongbiyisongyisongshifenkeai。

yinghongdexiaozuibudianerchi,haosidaizheyingtaobandeqingxiang。

meixinchufuxianchuyidaojinseshandiandehuadian,suihouyouyinrujifuxiaoshibujian。

baihuyaoyaomeiyoufaxianzijidebianhua,shuimengzhongdoudaizhexiao。

yiyehaomeng,baihuyaoyaoxinglaishiyijingdaolediertianxiawu。

“woqu!wozabianyangle?”

xiliandeshihou,kanzheshuizhongdedaoying,baihuyaoyaojinghuchusheng。

tashashihoubiandezheimepiaoliangde?

gangkaishicanwuyouneixiaozishuotapiaoliangtahaizaixinlibishita。

真是睁眼说瞎话!

tazijixianzaishigeshayangzibieyiweitameikanguo。

choudetaxiliandeshihoudoubugankanshuizhongdedaoying。

yuanlaineixiaozishikandaoletadebenzhia!

“bianhaokanleshihaoshi!”

nagenvhaizibuaimeini?

baihuyaoyaoxindadeyemeiquduoxiangweishabianhaokanle,jixuxilian。

xishuwanbi,zuoleyidunjiandandefanchiwan,tadasuanchuquyitang。

bazijibaoguodezhiluchuliangzhixiuzhangshangtiaodedanfengyan,zheiyangjiubupalengle。

xiangdaowanshangkendinghaiyouyaojiederenlaichifan,taxianzaixianqumaidianzhongzishade。

daoleliangshipu,jingranyudaoletazuibuxiangkandaodeneigeren,tadeshiliyanmuqin。

真是晦气!

baihuyaoyaomeidasuandalita,jirangenyuanzhuduanjueleguanxi,yuanzhuyezaojiusile,tamenzhijianjiumeiyoulerenhelianxi。

baihuyaoyaobenbuxiangreshi,yueguotajiujinqulepuzili。

mashijiandaobaihuyaoyaolidoubulita,xinliyouyishunjiandebutongkuai,henkuaijiudiaozhenghaolexinqing。

xiangdaotarujindeshenghuo,jiujuedegennverduanjueguanxishiduide。

taxianzaiyouyahuanpozisihou,zaiyebuyongguoneizhongchibubaochuanbunuanderizile。

“yaoyao,nilaimaishenme?niyouqianma?”

mashidaizhezhiwendekouqi。

baihuyaoyaozhengzaixunwenlaobanyoumeiyoushucaishuiguodezhongzi,tingdaotadehuajiuzhuangzuomeitingdao。

tadoubaoguochengzheiyanglehainengrenchutalai?

真是好眼力!

mashijuedebeixialemianzi,lianshangyouxieguabuzhu,“wogennishuohuani!wokeshininiang!”

baihuyaoyaochongtianfanlegekeaidexiaobaiyan,zheicailanlandezhuanguotoulaikanta。

yinyangguaiqidekaikou,“yo!zheibushimafurenma?nizhaowoyoushi?”

yuanzhuzheigemuqin,xianpinaifu,shiliyanhaixiaojiaziqi。

yuanzhudefuqincengjingshouguoshangyouxiepojiao,tajiuyizhiduiyuanzhufuqinkanbushangyan,xianqitashigequezi,lianleizheduiyuanzhudoubuxihuan。

daoshiyuanzhufuqinduiyuanzhutengaiyoujia,tengdaoleguzilideneizhong。

tayizhibumingbai,zhendeyoumuqinhuiduizijideqinshengnverzheimehenxindema?

xianzaitazongsuanshijianshidaole。

mashidelianyizhenqingbai,rouruodexiangshiyiduoxiaobaihua,“wokeshinimuqin!nishuozheihuajiushibuxiao!”

yiqiandenverweiweinuonuo,tashuoshenmejiushishenme,xianzaizenmebiandezheimelingyalichi?

guorangentaneigequezidieyigeyangzi,douzheimebutaoxi。