第1章
医院
riluoxixie，shusandeyangguangcongzhiyedefengxisaxia，luoyingfangfodapoleyishijijing，daizhemenmendexiaodushuiwei，rumuzhishiyipianbai。
bingchuangshangderenyijingzuoqi，miansedaizheyichangchehuohoudecangbai。
“diyi﹣006haochiguaxitongjiechengweininfuwu。”yidaojixieshengzinaohaizhongxiangqi，suzhu，gongxihuilai。”
chuangshangdeshaonvshuchuyikouqi，zhongyuhuilaile，buwangzaikuaichuanjudalezheimejiudegong。
binghaofuhuanxia，baoyangdedangdenvrennazheyaocongmenwaicongcongerlai：“yanyan，nizhongyuxingla，haiyoumeiyounalibushufudea？”
yansuizhaoyaotou，wozhunvrendeshou：“meishidemama，woxianzaihaozheni。”
chehuozhisi，xingeryudaokuaichuanjushoubian，shubuqingderenwuhoujiyujiangli，huidaoyuanlaideshijie，fuzengyigechiguaxitong。
zaicihuidaozheili，yansuizhaoqingchuzheigeshijieyeshiyibenxiaoshuo，youbeishijiejuangudenannvzhu，yeyoububeijuangudepeijiao，shenzhi......paohui。
yansuizhaojiushizheiyangdexiaopaohui。
zaiyuanbendejuqingzhong，yansuizhaoyinweizheicichehuoyiwaiqushi，erzheiyichangchehuozhiweinannvzhudeganqingshengwenfuwu。
yinweinvmingxingnvzhuzaigantonggaodelushangjianzhengleyichangchehuoyijiyunxuebuffjiacheng，bazongnanzhugandaoyiyuanzhaogunvzhubeigouzipaidao，yinfalewangyoudekecplangchao，tuidongliangrenganqingxianfazhan。
yixingxingwenzizaicifuxianzaiyanqian，lianmingzidoubupeiyongyoudepaohuiyansuizhao：？
什么弱智剧情？
jiuweizhei？jiuweizhei？！rangyigeershisuidehuajishaonvmeile？！！
jinglilezheimeduoxiaoshijie，yansuizhaozaojiuxuehuilekongzhiqingxubuwailu......gepi。
yansuizhaoqibudayichulai，zaichuangshangdaleyitaojuntiquan。
gangjinmendeyanfengyi：“yan......”
shishilacheleyansuizhaodebeizirangyansuizhaotanghao：“niguinvfengle，qingyishenglaikankantanaozi。”
yansuizhaoyouanxiangditangxiale，laolaoshishipeiheyishengjiancha。
zhenhao，hainenghuilai，jiarendoupingan。
......
“yanyan，nishentizenmeyangle？zongyihainengshangma？”
jingjirenlinqiandalaidianhuashiyansuizhaogangjianchawan，yansuizhaofeijingbaladicongjiuyuandejiyizhongbalachulailezheijianshi。
shide，zaichehuofashengzhiqiandeshiyansuizhaoshihunyulequande，suiranshenmeyemeihunchulai，haoburongyijieleyidangzongyi，jieguojiuchuchehuole，houxuyinchayangcuochenglenvzhubuweishangzongyi。
缘分，妙不可言。
“好像不太能哎？”
yansuizhaobuxiangchanhejinzhujiaoxian，sheizhidaohuibuhuichushenmeyiwai。
yiqianzhisuoyitajinyulequanchuncuishiyinweixihuanchigua，jinquwanwan，buchaqiandeda**weilechiguashitiantianpaolongtaodoubuxianlei，suoyiyebuzaiyikaweihefensi，xianzaiyoulechiguaxitong，yigeshibaxianxiaohuka，bu，lianshibaxiandousuanbushang，wurenzaiyi，yemeibiyaodaiquanzili，zhenghaotuiquanbikaizhujiao。
“xing，neizhunbeihao500wanweiyuejin。”
“woqianyuedeshihouxinchouduoshaolaizhe？”
“100万。”
“qianjie，woyoukeyile！womeiwentide！”
kaiwanxiao，jialiyouqianyebunengzheimezaode。
huanyiqian，yansuizhaoyanyebuzhajiutongyile，xianzaima，haoburongyidawangongdeqiankuaichuanjudagongrenbiaoshiweilebufu500wanyebushibunengjixu，fanzhengsiwangxianyijingguoqule，jiexialaideshibinglaijiangdang，shuilaituyan，tangtangpingge。
zongyikaipaizaiji，yansuizhaochuyuandiertianpaiwanxuanchuanzhaojiudeganguoquzhunbeikaishiluzhi，yinweiluzhidedifangbuyuan，suoyilinqianqinziguolaisongyansuizhaoguoqu。
《xiaoxiaodenihedadadewo》shiyidangwazong，hechuantongyiyishangdewazongbutongdeshi，zheicidejiabinxuyaohesurenjialisubuxiangshidemengwaxiangchu，erbushizijijialiyouxueyuanguanxidexiaohaieryiqiluzhi。bochuhuiyizhiboxingshixianchu，houxuluboanqibofang。
yilushangzhiyoulinqianxuxutaotaodeshengyin：“nishentiganghao，zheicidejiabindoushinideqianbei，ruquanbinizaohenduo，mingqibinidahenduo，nibuyaoyouluocha，shenticaishigemingdebenqian，shenmeshiyinishentizhuangkuangyouxian，buranniyeyefeidemasiwo。”
yansuizhaomimihuhudianlediantou。
kanleyanhunhunyushuideyansuizhao，linqianqibudayichulai。
“woshuoxiaozuzong，nitingzhedian，zuowanjidianshuide？”
言岁昭比了个耶。
“nishentihaiyaobuyaole？！caihaoyidianjiuaoye！”
“aiyo，qianjie，rangwoshuihuierba~qiunile。wohuitinghuade。”
linqianwunai，jiyansuizhaodiaogaolekongdiao。
yansuizhaogangdaozongyiluzhidi，gaoxiaodexuanfatuanduiguanxuanlezheiyicidejiabin。
《xiaoxiaodenihedadadewo》v：
《xiaoxiaodenihedadadewo》laila！zuizhenshidejingtouxiaruanmengkeaidebaobeihehuolimanmandejiabinhuipengzhuangchushenmeyangdehuohuani？qiekan“dadadewo”he“xiaoxiaodeni”xieshouchengzhang，gongtongshuxiezuichunzhendegushi。
suihoushianshouzimupaixuyiciaiteleliuweijiabinyijiliuweixiaomengwa。
zhongliangjijiabinguoduo，fushefensinianlingduanfanweizhiguang，zongyiweiboxianhuo。
【nainai，nixihuandemingxingzhongyululianle！！！】
【wodiu，xuzhouyeyejielezheigezongyi？！】
【yijingxiangxiangdaozongyiluzhishidehunluanle。】
【wokandaolejingfeizairanshao。】
【qiebushuoxuzhouyeconglaibucanjiazheixiezongyi，taneigeduzuishangwazong，xiaohaierbudebeiduiku？】
【gaishuobushuo，zheigejiemuyoudiandongxia，congshangdaoxia，naniegenianlingduanfensia。】
【dengdeng，yansuizhaoshishei？meitingguozheigemingzia？】
【loushang，kanleyiyantadepingtai，yipianhuangwu。】
【不会是素人吧？】
【bububu，tahaoxiangshi《qianjin》limiannvzhudepeijia，buguomeijigejingtourenjiumeile。】
【？？？yixiliedakalimianhunruleyigexiaohuka？zheishinengshuodema？】
【loushangdangxinbeizibenwuzui。】
一室静谧。
“ge，nishiwoqinge，niweishenmejiezheigewazonga？！”
xuzhouyediaoerlangdangzuozaishafashangshuapingtai：“xihuan。”
“xihuan？！nizijikankannizheidexingxiangshinengdaihaowadema？！”
xuzhouyeyipaoshouji，“zenmebuxing？wozheidexingzenmele？”
“wodeshaoyeyo，ni？jiuni？”
xuzhouyejingjirenchoudetoufadouyaodiaole。
“xingle，bieluosuole，gankuaidingpiaoqujiangcheng。”
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