第4章
【zhenqiahaoxinqingbuhao，rendaoshilaideqiaole！】
“奴婢叩见陛下。”
lingshanxinzhongyilin，bugantaiyandegenggongjingqingan，“yangmamafenfunubijibixiasongshan。”
junwuyuanmeijiandexiaoyidanlejifen，mubuxieshidelveguo，shiyibaifan。
liangjiusimeijiandaorenlveshiwang，kehenkuaibianmingbaileguolai，sihoudiwangjingshoudeshihounanmianhaoqidequleyiyanguaiqiaozuoshidelingshan。
jurannengdeqiyuanjiejiedelingyanxiangdai，tabumianxiangdaojingeerkeshizijihuoyanjinjingxianfaxianderen。
zheibansuanxialai，taheqiyuanjiejieyesuanshixinyoulingxileba？
meiyihuier，yuanzhuoshangbianbaihaolelianghunsansuyitang，quanshijiachangcai，bushigongzhongdeyupanzhenxiu。
suchaosansi、feicuilvsun、culiuhugua、suanlayupian、congjiaoyangrou、sanxianjisitang。
liangjiusidaizhetudixiaobazishiwandu，taishoubianyaobucai，quefaxianzijiabixiahudikanleyiyanpangbianqiaoranchuitoujinglidelingshan。
tadunshibiandongle，momodeshoushou，chongzhezhuangmutourendelingshanshiyanse。
lingshan：“.....”
又来了！
yaobushishenfen、shijibudui，tahaizhendexiangtaomadaidatayidun。
haoyangmaoyenengguangdaizheyizhiyanghaoa！
songshanyishi，lingshanyiranshitixindiaodan，shengpachugeshenmechachinaodaibubao。
kehaozaideshi，lingshanbingmeiyou『xiadu』dexinsi，junwuyuandeshitantatongguole，queyouzaicixianruleweixianzhong。
“lingshanguniang，laoniweibixiabucaiba。”
liangjiusiyuqidaizhejifengaogaozaishangdeshishe，fangfosihoudiwangbucaishishenmetiandadefuqiside。
lingshanhenxiangfangebaiyanwenta：zheifuqijini，yaobuyaoa？
【zhendaoyaokankan，nenggoujilingderangmamaqingyan，youmeiyoubenshisihouhaozhenchifan（lengxiao）】
lingshangongjingfushen：“nenggouweibixiabucai，naishinubidefuqi。”
junwuyuandandandequleyiyan，yuqi、zitaibingwubanfenzixihuoshideyi，yijiugongjingyoujiadelingshan。
【zhuangmozuoyang，jizhenbucaikebushiguijugongjingjiunengbaozhuxiaomingde，mamanengfangrenchulai，caiyuangaishiwuaile，jiusuanshimeilemingyeshihuogai。】
lingshancaijinghaoshou，zhizhudedongzuodunshiyijiang。
狗暴君！
xiangqimimanjian，lingshanqueruzhuibingjiaobanjiangyingzhe，buzhigairuhexiashou。
shijianfangfoguoqulexujiu，tadenaodaigaosujinzhang。
zhijueheduxingaosuta，zheijidaocainanadoushikeng，yicaishangzhenghaojiuhelebaojundexinsi，chenjichudiaotazheige『yanzhongding』！
【mamadeshouyiyufahaole，zheijisitangwenzhehejiyizhongyibanxiang！】
lingshanerjianyidong，shouweidunhoubiangancuililuodezhijieshengleyiwanbujianbandianyouxingdejitang。
junwuyuantiaomei，dongzuoyouyadeduanzheyinleyikou，manbujingxindenileyiyanchuishouluchulaixuebaixinihoujingdelingshan。
【daobushigechunbendehuapingmeiren，kexile。】
lingshan：“......”
lailelaile，taluchuliaoyazhendelaile。
“sansi。”junwuyuanyanjianyigai。
【takendingxiangbudaozhenbuxiqingjiao，yihuierjiale，zhenjiukanletadenaodaizuohuafei！】
lingshanshuncongdefuxiujiuyaoqujia，meixiangdaoquetingjianlezheiyisheng，meixinyitiao。
mianrongbanfenweibiandelingqiaolveguoqingse，honghuangsedesusigezhizaidiwangdehuangyoulongwenkehuacidiezhong。
xinzhongquezainuma：bukuishinengcongyigelenggonghuangziyiyuezuowendayandiwangbaozuodegoubaojun，xinhenshouladebushiren！
bushishuo，tianziyiyanjiuding，jurannatadenaodaichuerfaner，xiangyaosita！
【ng？tajuranzhidao？】
junwuyuanxiongyouchengzhudeshentaiweiweipogong，zitaiyouyadejiaqifangjinkouzhong。
neizhangjunmeiwuchoudemianrongnapashilengjunkehen，kezhoushennajinguibufandeqiduyijiushangxinyuemu。
lingshanweiweichuiyan，shixianluozaineikuanguangxiongkoushangxuxurushengdelongyanjingshang，jingshengaodujinzhang。
yidaotanjiueryoulenglideshixianhudiluozailetadeshenshang，meirenkanjiandedifang，lingshandeshouzhijinbengdewoleqilai。
【shicouqiao？haishitaijigongchulepantu，zhendexihaobeiwangtaihouzhidaole？】
junwuyuanlenglengxiangzhe，shouzhibuzijuedimosuoneimeiyubanzhi。
liangjiusiyikanneidongzuo，keliandewangleyiyanshenzimanmiao，zitaigongjingdelingshan。
唉，可惜了。
bixiayidongyubanzhideshihou，neijiushuomingyourengaidiaonaodaile。
“鱼片。”
【zhendaoyaokankan，zhenxihaoshiyuyanzheiyinbiyishi，wangtaihouderenshibushiyezhixiao。】
lingshanxinkouneilipengpengzhitiao，lizhishanglaishuotagaichenjibiaomingzijidezhongcheng。
keshi，buguantaruhezuo，zaijunwuyuanyanzhongtadoushiwangtaihoudexizuo。
lingshanmianshangmeiyoubanfenbodong，zitaiyijiushifengongjingdejialeyipianyurou，ranhougengjiagongshundejiangyikejingyingtitoudeyuyanyoufangdaolejunwuyuandepanzhong。
“lingshanshiba？ruguiruzhang，lingwenlingwang，daoshigejimeidemingzi，xinyeqiao，zenmexiangdaobuyumude？”
junwuyuanzhuandongzheyubanzhi，yuqisishidaizhekuazan。
【benlaihaidasuankanzaitaruciyouyanguangyouhaisuanshiqudefenshangduoliuneinaodaijiri，keshiwangtaihoushoushendetaizhangle！yaoguaizhinengguaitamingbuhaole！】
lingshanxinliyigedeng，mangguidikouxiedao：“nubikuibugandang，duoxiebixiakuazan。”
xingleyilihou，yuqiroushungongjin：“huibixia，nubijiaxiangyougeshuofa，chinabuna，nubixiangzhebixiariliwanji，shizaixinku，yumubuyan，haiwangbixiabaozhonglongti。”
【tazenmeheaniangxiaoshihouhongtayongshanshuodeyimoyiyang？】
junwuyuanmosuoyubanzhideshouzhidunzhu，neishuanglengjidetaohuayanfanguoyimowenrandeguangmang，nandemeiyoulenglideshixianluozailetingzhezhenchengdelingshanshenshang，zhuanshunjishi。
lengrandemouguangluozailecidiezhong，hunshendousanfazheweixiandelengmang。
【bale，kanzaianiangdefenshang，jinribianbuyaotadenaodaile。】
lingshanqiaoqiaotuleyikouqi，jinbengbuandexinxiandunshiyisong，tingzhejunwuyuandanranyongshandeshengyin，zheicaifaxianhoubeizaojiumanshilenghan。
kechuizhedemianrongqueshiqingsongwubi，buyongtazaibucai，dengjieshuhoutajiunenglikai，jinridexiaomingzongsuanshibaozhule。
chushenzhiji，yidaogaodadeshenyingzhanleqilai，lingshanxinzhongyijin，mangchuishougongsong。
junwuyuanzouleliangbu，hudizailingshandeyuguangzhongtinglexialai。
【suanshigeyouqude，daizhetayihuierhuigengyouyisiba？】
lingshanyanpiyitiao，shouzhishoujin。
“令善，跟上。”