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wochuandaobuzhangzuiheifenzhongduodeshibaxianhukashenshang。
yuanshuzhong，woanliandanghongxiaoshengqinyizhi，xianhaixiaobaihuanvzhusongwanwan，beizhongduofensiheluren**handa。
chuanshuhou，wozhijieshafengyulequan。
lianzongshangqinyizhiguyidangzhonglufuji，wangyoulianhongjianjiao。
woheheyixiao：kedoushenshangwenqingwa——nizaixiunimani！
songwanwanshengmuxinfanlan，wangyoukuatadanchunshanliang。
wo：shiqiaolangdaimianju——choubuyaolian。
luren：zheijiejiushiwozaiyulequandezuiti！
houlai，wohukanixi，zongyitangying。
dejiangcaifangshi，zhuchirenshuo：qingfabiaonidehuojiangganyan。
wo：ruquanduoniantiantianma，yichaozhangzuirenrenkua。
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lianzong《diyicixindong》guanxuanleyaolaicanjialuzhidejiabin，qizhongqiahaoyouwo、qinyizhihesongwanwan。
woanliandanghongxiaoshengqinyizhishiyulequangongkaidemimi。
tadezuopinwobikan，tadedaiyanwobimai，tadetongkuanwobichuan。
yinci，zheiyangdezhenrongzaiwangshangyinqilexuanran**，shoudangqichongdejiushiqinyizhihesongwanwandecpfen“yizhiwan”，tamenduizhewofengkuangshuchu。
【jiemuzushibushiyoushenmedabinga？qingxiayuzheigeniupitanglaiganshenme？zhenshishafengjing。】
【jiushijiushi，sheiyaokanzheigedaotienv，qinyizhidoubuhuiyingta，tanandaoxinlimeidian13shuma？zhenshibuyaolian，qiangliejianyijiemuzukaichuta！womenzhikan“yizhiwan”heti！】
【xiayunengbunenggunchuyulequan?kandaotaneizhanglianwojiuxiangtu，daodishisheizaixihuanxiayua？】
wobujinfue，yuanzhushizhenhua，doubeimachengzheiyangle，juranmeiyigefensichulaibangmangshuohua。
kanlaihaishidewoqinzixiachanga！rangzheixiejianpanxiachangchangwodelihai！
wofeikuaihuifu：【wokannishizuilichalekaisailu——zhangzuijiulaa！ladezhenchou！】
heifenzhenjing：【zheishixiayu?zhende？huode？】
【touhuijiannvmingxingqinzixiachangde，zhenshikelian，lianfensidoumeiyou！】
wohehe：【liangzhilaihamaguangyedian，nimenzhenshiyigebiyigenengbengda！】
heifennu：【nimashuosheilaihamani？】
wo：【shuodejiushinia，nizahulebajideni，ganjinzhizhinaoziba，guai！】
【nishuixinglema？yaobuyaowodafeichuai**lianshang，jinixixiliana！】
【bimaiba！laji！】......
zheiyizhan，buzhibujuejiuzhandoudaotianliang，meibiede，jiushimang，buranxiaokalamimenhaiyiweiworenshuleni！
buguozheibizhang，woyijingsuanzailetamengegetoushang。
yuanzhushijingquanda**，jialitiaojianfeichanghao，danshicongjinyulequankaishitajiumeiyouyongguojialideziyuan，zheigejiemuhaishitanachulecongxiaodaodazijicundeyasuiqian，caihaoburongyinadaodezuihouyigeminge，jiushiweileheqinyizhiyiqishangzongyi，chunchundelianainao。
danshicongxianzaikaishi，youwojieguan，tadelianainaojiugaijuexingle。
男人算个什么玩意？
weiaifengxiannandaoshishenmegantiandongdideshiqingma？
zuogeyouqianhuabuwandefuerdaibuxiangma？yigerendumeibuhaoma？feiyaoqudangtiangou。
yaozhidao，tiangoutiangou，tiandaozuihou，yiwusuoyou。
qingzewayecaihebaizhou，zhongzediushendiugandiuming。
懂的都懂。