第一章胡说八道
“mianmiana，nibazaiwaimianqianleduoshaoqiana？meidianjiadijiuxiangyaochuangye，kemeineimerongyie！”
yanqiandejuanfafunv，kansiguanxinshizechaoxiaodiduiwoshuodao。
woyilianjingxi：“xiaoshen，niyaojieqianjiwomenma？wojiuzhidaoxiaoshenbuhuibuguanwomende！”
xiaoshenhuangle，lianmangbaishoukuqiong：“mianmiana，womenshengyiyebuhaozuo，qianlehenduozhaide。shanggeyue，haiyouliangyuangongyinweixianqiwojiagongzidi，cizhibuganle。ai，womenyaoshizhuanleqian，yebuzhiyubujirenzhanggongzia！”
womashangyilianjusangditanlekouqi，youhenkuaixiangdaohaozhuyisidikaikou：“neiwomenbuzoule，liuxiabangni！zhenghaowomenjiazhiqianyeshikaiguocantingde，youjingyan，shangshoukuai，haidoushizijiren，kendingbiwaimianzhaoderenqiangduole！”
xiaoshendeliandunshiheidexiangguodi，yaoyajujue：“neizenmenengxing，nimenzaishanghaihaiyoujiani，erqienimamazuoyuesaoyigeyueyenengzhengbushaoqian，zenmenenglaiwozheixiaomiaoshouweiqu！”
woyankuangweihong，xiaoshengshuo：“buweiqude！wojiaqianlehaoduoqian，beitaozhaidepolehaoduoyouqi，fangdongbawomendoujiganchulaile......”
jinjiezhe，woyoushanzhedayanjingwangzhexiaoshen：“xiaoshen！wozhidaole！yidingshiyinweinihexiaoshulianggerenmangbuguolai，caibuzhuanqiande！womenkeyilaibangmang，tongshihainenggennimenxuexixuexi。dengyihouqianduole，womenkaiyijiafendian，dajiayouqianyiqizhuan，nijiaqiwojiasan，zenmeyang！”
woyilianzhencheng，weitazhexiangdemoyang。