“taizilimu，nijingganyitumoufan！？shixianzhenlaole？haishixianzhenyuxiasanjunjunweiburui！？”
“chaoyedoushuonishinandeyijiandexingjianbeidetaizi，bumousi，buheliu，zhenkanni，nishibaozanghuoxindandabaotian！rujin，shibushiyijingrenbuzhuyaozuoshangzhendeweizhile？！”
“buzhongbuxiaozhitu，lihuangdezongpu，zaimeiyounizheidengren！zaiganchuxianzaizhendeyanqian，bianjiaorenrangniwumafenshi！”
“chuanzhi，feichulimutaizizhiwei，bianweishuren，fawangtianguguanzhanchang，busibuxiu！”
……
limuhuanhuanzhengkaishuangmou，youxiebukezhixindekanzhezishenzhouweidehuanjing。
zheishiyijianshifenzaluandegudailaofang，ganshidedaocaoduipuzaitadeshenxia，shaoyihuxi，jiaoluochubianchuanlaiyizhenehandeshiniaowei。
zheihuanjingzhijiaorenzuoou，shixianneishenzhinengkandaogezhonglinglingsansandefendui。
tabushizaigongsijiabanma？lingchensidiangangshougong，zheishichuxianhuanjuele？
xiayimiao，danaotengtongyulie。
yigubingbushuyutadejiyi，ruchaoshuiyibanbuduanyongrutadeyishizhizhong。
tajiaolimu，diqiuren……
bu，tashidaqiantaizi，dangjinshengshangwendidedizhangzi，huanghousuochu！
sanriqian，tazaihuangchengneidefudibeiyousisouchumingkaishiyufu，gongnushangqian，nujianwushu，jianzangyousibingwubai，beiyimounizuifeitaizizhiwei，liufangbianjunsidi，busibuxiu！
chuanyuele！qianshenzaidezhizijibeigouxianmoufanhou，bianzaijingjuzhizhongsiqu，tadeyizhanjucishen！
limuyouxiexiaojidong，danyouyouxieyumen。
tachuanyuedaoleyige**lishishangcongweiyouguodechaodai，daqian。
zheishiyigeshifenpangdadedalu，qishangguojiazhongduo，erdaqian，buguoshiqizhongdeyizhongdengguodu，nanbeiyouqinhan，dongxiyouhumandengqiangdihuansi！
bujinruci，zheigeshijiehaiyounengshengsihubaodelishi，yizhishoujuqiwanjundadingdezongshi，naizhiyirenyiqishachuanshangqiandijundejiangjun。
简单来说。
zheishiyigeleisidixuan，gaowu！zhuhouhunzhan，qiangrenbeichudeshijie！
ruoxianglizuyucijie，yaomeyouqiangdadeshili，bingquan！junweihaosheng，lingrenjingwei！
yaome，youqiangdadeshili，jingjie！lingrenbugansiyiqiling！
fouze，bianhuixiangqianshenyiban，napashihuanghousuochudedizhangzi，dangchaotaizi！
queyijiunengbeisanhuangziyimairenyisuanjinanie！haihaowufanshouzhili！
nengbeiqianhuangsuiyipaoqi，liufang！
yiqiedeyiqie，zhiyintazhanlegetaizimingtou，quejiwuquanbing，youwuwudaotianfu！
yaoshuotazheitaizishizhenmouniyejiubaleketashengmuyejiushidangjinhuanghou，benjiububeiwendisuoxi，shuriqianyulimuyiyang，tongshibeifeichuhouweiruanjinzailelenggongzhizhong。
erxinjueqidesanhuangziyipai，qimufeihuangguifeiyizaijinrishenghuanghouwei，yankanzhesanhuangziyeyaobianchengdaqiantaizi！
youjideqianshendarutianlaoshineisanhuangziyincecedeyijuhua。
“feiwu，yongcai，shibupeishenjugaoweide！guangyouxuemai，shizuiwuyongdedongxi！”
shijishang，tayigezixiaobushouxide“yumu”taizi。
yiwuquanshi，erwudangpai，nalaideshouduannengliwozangbingjia，yitumoufan？
tazaihuangchengdeneisuozhuangyuan，buguoshigesanjindexiaoyuan，ruhezangdezhuwubairen？
neisanhuangziyishimingbaizheyaonongsitashangweile！
ruomeisuancuodehua，jiusuanqianhuangfangtaqutianguguan，sanhuangzipaixiderenyejueduihuirangtapingbaiwugudesizailushang！
“cao，laoziguolaijiushisongsilaide？”
jiusuansanhuangzidafacibeijiangtafangzoule。
kedangnaozilihuiyiqitianguguanjiujingshishenmedifanghou，limurenbuzhumianseweibian。
tianguguan，zibenchaokaiguozhichu，bianshigezhongsiqiudeliufangzhidi，neiliyoulingrendanhandezhangqi，haiyoushabujinxichirendemanyibuluo。
nianniansongwangtianguguandeshuwansiqiu，nenghuoguodiyiniandedoubujisancheng！
shuoshijiusiyisheng，yebuweiguo。
而就在这时。
limudenaohaizhongturuqilaidexiangcheqiyidaobinglengdeshengyin。
【ding！shadichengshenxitongkaiqi！】
【宿主：李沐】
【shenfen：daqianfeitaizi】
【jingjie：jiupinwutu·chujing】
【杀敌数：0】
【daikaiqirenwu：shousha！】
【renwuxiangqing：pifuyinu，xuejiansanchi！zhanshadirenjikewanchengrenwu！】
【renwuwanchengkexuanzejiangli：shinianwudaoxiuweiguanzhu，erbaidaxuelongqi，kuihuabaodian】
【qingsuzhukaiqishousharenwu，chenggongjihuoxitong！sharenyueduo，suzhubianyueqiang！】
“杀敌成神！？”
limuzhilengleyihui，suihouxinzhongkuangxi。
zuoweiyigejiujiuliushechu，pingrilizuidilian，yeshizuichangjiandefangsongfangshibianshikanxiaoshuoshuaju。
xitong？jinshouzhi！tashua！
guoranxiaoshuochengbuqiwo，chuanyuezhebidaijinshouzhi。
anzheigexitongdehuashuo，sharenjiunengxuanzejiangliwuxianbianqiang！
kankanzheixiejiangli，sharenzhengdaochengshen，haoxiangbushiyijuxuyan。
xuanzeyi：shinianwudaoxiuweiguanzhu，zheizhijienengrangzijibianchengquansuijushideqiangzheleba？
xuanzeer：erbaidaxuelongqi！zheikeshiyouwudaoxiuweidejingruiqibing，zuiqimakeyibaohutazailiufanglushangdeanquan！
xuanzesan：yuliancigong，bixianzigongdewudaoshengfa？
李沐摇摇头。
kanlekankongdangdangdelaofang，zaikankanzijineibumanshanghendeshuangshou，buyouyizheng。
suoyi，tayaozenmejihuozheigexitong？
rujindeta，ershiyisui，buguoshiwudaogangrumendejiupinchujing！
haobukuazhangdeshuo，zaitianjingchengdedajieshangsuibianzhaogepopiliumang，dounengdadetamaburen。
gentaneitianfuyibing，shiqisuijiuyiburuwudaodisijingliupinwushi，yiqifengfadesandikeweishitianrangzhibie！
“pei！nimenzheixieren，jiushishiniaoduo！”
yishengtuokoushengmoranzailimudelaomenwaixiangqi。
taitouyikan，faxianzhengshitianlaozhongdeyimingweiwanghudelaoyuzuzhengxipixiaoliandewangzheta。
zaitadeshenhouhaigenzhelianggeyibuzhetidesiqiu。
wanghujianglimudelaomendakai，fangliangmingsiqiuzoulejinqu，wangzhelimuneizhangbaiqiaodelianqingbuzijindeyongshoutaoletaokudang。
xiaomimidao：“limu，niyebieguaizui，zheishisanhuangzifenfude，zanyeshianlingbanshi。”
李沐还没反应过来。
biankanjianlianggesiqiufandangzhetademianlakaikudang，duizhetazheilaofangdeyimianqiangbiankaishizileqilai。
踏马的！
limumiansebubian，neixinquemaochuyiguxiehuo。
“heihei，sanhuangzibangwanshiyaolaikanni，zanyebuganzuojiabushi，renyirenjiuhao。”
wanghuzoudaolimuyoushoupangdeqiangbian，yibianjiezhekuzi，yibianniutoudingzhelimudeliandao：“zeze，zheizhanglian，zhenshibucuo，nijirimeichibaoleba？si，ruguonengrangdayeshuangyixia，jintiannineijiujiusongdejiucai，wohainengnaguolaiyixie。”
yibianshuozhe，wanghuyibianbainongzheneiwu，dingzhelimuluchuyifuyinxiezhise。
sheibuzhidahuangzishengdejunmei？
ruonengwannonghuangzi，ze，zheiganjue，zheiyaoshishuochuquduoshuang？
“womingribianyaoqutianguguanle？”
limumiansepingjing，yanmoupingpingwangzheneiyuzudeyaodao。
“dangran，zheishi，shengshangqinzhi，sheiyegaibianbule！”
wanghushuozhe，zizishengdunxiang。
“e……hehe……ni……”
yidaobingliangdedaofengmolehou，wanghudengdayanjingkandaozijidexuerupenquanbanzihoujianbuduanmaochu。
shengmingdezuihouyike，tayongjinzuihouyifenliqisisidingzhelimu。
yuanbenneiruanruokeqidedahuangzi，buzhiheshiyongzheyidaomorandemuguangwangzheta。