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“jingtaihuisuo，408baoxiang，shifenzhongzhinei，badongxisongguolai。”
wonashangtaoyifeiyibandesududaoda408haobaoxianglideshihou，baoxianglicibideyanweipumianerlai，qiangdewozhikeyanlei。
轰笑声在耳边响起。
“jiangxiao，nitaitaihaizhenshitinghuaya，rangsongjiujisong……”
“jiangtaitaihuibuhuilianjixiaosansihouyuezizheizhongshidouhuizuoya。”
“jiangtaitaihaizhenshikuanrongdadu，keyiweijiangshaozuorenhemeiyouxiaxiandeshiqing。”
tingzhezheixiehongxiaosheng，womeidanghuishi，jiangbiyuntaodidaolejiangxiaodemianqian，tajieguobiyuntaojianghezizadaolewodelianshang，duiwominglingdao：“guixia。”
蒋骁今天发什么疯？
我抿了抿唇。
meiguanxi，wozairentayitian，zhiyaoguolemingtian，shijianyidaowojiuziyoule。
woduizhejiangxiaoguilexiaqu。
wogangguixia，baoxianglihongxiaoshengyouxiangleqilai。
“jiangtaitaihaizhenshigenyitiaogouyiyangtinghuaya。”
“wozhenxiangyangxiangyitiaoxiangjiangtaitaizheiyangtinghuadegou。”
suiji，jiangxiaozhizhezhuoshangdeshijibeidebaijiu，duiwodao：“tiwoheguang。”
jiangxiaoguiweijingquantaiziye，hupenggouyouhenduo，jiubashitadechangzhuzhidi，tajintianjiaowoguolai，buzhishiweilerangwojitasongtao，gujiyoushidamaoxianshulerangwotitahejiu。
shangyicititahejiuwojiuhechuyinyinglaile，zheiciwozhuanshenkanzheneixiebaijiu，weiliyizhenjingluan。
“zenme，buxianghe？”jiangxiaolengmodeshengyinchuanlai：“buxianghejiujiwogun，youdeshirenqiangzhetiwohe，jiangtaitaideweizhiyebingbushifeinibuke。”
woxinzhongbuduanmonianzhehaiyouyitian，zaijianchiyitian。
shenxiyikouqi，wozhuantouduizhejiangxiaodao：“hao，wohe——”
baoxiangliyourenchuiqikoushaolai。
wonaguoyibeibeidebaijiu，yangtouyiyinerjin，weilishunshichuanlai**ladeganjue。
weilizhuoshaodeganjueqianchezhewodewuzangliufu，hewan，wojiurenbuzhuzhangkoutulechulai。
woshenshangchuandeyifuquanbeituzangle，lianshangdebiaoqingchengxianchuyizhongniuqudezhuangtai。
baoxiangli，youyourenshuohuale。
“jiangtaitaizheixiagengxiangyitiaogoule。”
“hahahaha，jiangtaitaishangcibushihennengheba，zheicizenmecaishijibeijiubuxingle……”
“lailailai，jixuhe，jiangshaokeshishulesanshiduobeidejiu，nibubangjiangshaohewan，buzhunlikai。”
wobeizhengzhengguanlesanshiduobeidebaijiu。
wonaoziyizhentianxuandizhuan，zenmelikaibaoxiangdedoubuzhidao。
huidaojia，wobaozheweishengjiandematongtudesiquhuolai，jiangdanzhidoukuaitujinle。
woshibeijiangxiaotixingde，zhengkaiyanshi，wohaibaozhematong，lianzishidoumeihuanyixia。
wowenjiangxiao：“xianzaijidianle？”
jiangxiaoningzhemei，“yaosijiwosiyuanyidian。”
我又问他了一遍。
jiangxiaobunaifan，jiangwocongmatongshangtileqilai，ranhourengchulexishoujian，“gun——”
suizhetahuayinluodi，guashangqiangshangdezhongbiaofachuqingcuideyishengxiang，erhouwotingjianlewonaozichuanlaidexitongshengyin。
“ding，gongxisuzhudacheng1095tiandeqiandaochengjiu，jiangliyifafangdaonindeyinxingkazhong，qingchashou。”
我迅速掏出手机。
zhandouzhediankaishoujixinxi，kandaoleneitiaoyinxingkashouruxinxi。
geshibaiqianwanshiwanbaiwanqianwanyi……
woshuleshu，zhenshiyibaiyi！
wozuozaidishangbaozheshoujiyoukuyouxiao，congweishengjianchulaidejiangxiao，kanzheyoukuyouxiaodewo，fengcidao：“zenme，kandaowofazainishoujishangdelihunxieyishou**le？”
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zaiyinxingkazhuanzhangxinxidexiafang，haiyoujiangxiaofalaideyitiaolihunxieyi。
erbian，jiangxiaojixudao：“bieguaiwomeigennishuoqingchu，anzhaohunqianzuodecaichangongzheng，nizhinengjingshenchuhu……”
meicuo，zaihejiangxiaolingjiehunzhengqian，jiangxiaozuolecaichangongzheng。
xiaoshuo《wokaoqiandaotangying》di1zhangshidujieshu。