第一章
我快疯了。
quangongsidegaocengdoujizaizheijianxiaoxiaodehuiyishili，jishishuangyanjingxiangtanzhaodengyiyangsisididingzaiwoshenshang。
kongqininggu，lianhuxidoudaizhejuewangdeweidao。
zuozaizhuweidewangzong，womengongsidelaoban，shuangyantonghong，shengyinsiyadiwen：
“linan，nizenmekan？”
wo？wokanshenme？wozhixiangxiabanhuijiakandianshi！
pangbian，xiangmuzongjianlijiegengshizhijiezhanleqilai，duizhewoshenshenyigong。
“xiansheng，qingzhidianmijin！”
wohedeyiduosuo，chadiancongyizishanghuaxiaqu。
先生？指点迷津？
wo，linan，yigezhixianganshixiaban、bagongzikalideqianhuanchenggezhongmeishideputongshechu，zenmejiuchenglequangongsidejiushizhule？
kanzheduishougongsineifenxiaozhangdexuanzhanshu，wonaoziliyipiankongbai，weiliquezaigugujiao。
wo，wozhishixiangchigebaozi。
于是，我脱口而出：
“wojuede，zheijiuxiangzuobaozi，pibunengtaibo，xianyebunengtaishao。”
......
yiqiedekaiduan，douyuanyusangeyueqianneigepingpingwuqidexiawu。
wojiaolinan，yigepingminkuchushen，kaozhepinmingdushujijinzheijia“fengchi”kejigongsideputongzhiyuan。womeishenmedazhixiang，weiyidetedian，kenengjiushiyoudianqingweideqiangpozheng——wozhuoshangdesuoyoudongxi，doubixuanzhaozhixianhezhijiaobaifang。
jianpanbixuhexianshiqidibianpingxing，shuibeibixufangzaishubiaodianyoushangjiao，lianyizhibi，doubunengyousihaowaixie。
tongshimendoujuedewoyoudianguai，danwowusuowei，zheinengrangwozaihunluandegongzuozhongzhaodaoyisizhixuheanning。
neitian，woxiangwangchangyiyang，zaixiabanqianwufenzhongkaishizhengliwodezhuomian。
turan，woyanjiaodeyuguangpiedao，woneizhiheisedezhongxingbi，beiluguodetongshipengwailedagaisandu。
不行，这绝对不行。
wojihushibennengdishenchushou，niezhubishen，jiangtazhongxinxiaozhundaowanmeidejiushiduzhijiaoweizhi。
jiuzaiwoshouzhichupengdaobideyishunjian，wodegebozhousihuqingqingzhuangdaoleshenmedongxi。
“哐当！”
一声巨响。
wopangbianbaojieayideqingjiechemengdiyihuang，cheshangyitongganghuanxialaidezangshuihualayixiapolechulai，bupianbuyi，quansazailewolaoban，wangzongdejiaoxia。
wangzong“aiyo”yisheng，jiaodidahua，zhenggerenlangbeidixianghoushuailege**dun。
jihushitongyishijian，womentoudingshangfangchuanlai“pilipala”desuiliesheng。
yigejudadehuapensihushibukanzhongfu，zhijielikailelvzhijiazi，congtianerjiang，cazhewangzongdetoupi，henhendizazaitagangcaizhanlideweizhi，shuaidefenshensuigu。
zhenggebangongshishunjiansiji。
suoyourendouheshale，kanzhedishangdesuicipianhenitu，youkankanhaofawushang、zhishizuozaishuiboliyouxielangbeidewangzong。
jimiaohou，wangzongduoduosuosuodibeirenfuqilai，tameiyoukanloushang，yemeiyouguanzijishitoudekuzi，ershiyongyizhongqiansuoweiyoude、hunzazhezhenjing、jingweihekuangredeyanshen，sisididingzhewo。
huozheshuo，dingzhewoganggangfuzhengdeneizhibi。
wobeitakandefamao，shoulihainiezheneizhibi，buzhisuocuo。
tayibubuxiangwozoulai，raoguoneiduihuapendecanhai，zaiwomianqianzhanding，ranhou，yongyizhongjinhuyuchaoshengdeyuqi，zhandouzheshuo：
“yuanlai......shixianshengnin，jiulewoyiming。”
我：“啊？”
tazhizhewozhuoshangdebi，youzhilezhidishangdeshuihehuapen，huxijicu：
“xiansheng，bubiduoyan，wodoudong！ruobushininjiezhefubidedongzuo，qingqingyizhuang，gaibianleneiqingjiechedeguiji，rangwohuadao，cikewozaoyi......zheifenenqing，wangmoumeichinanwang！”
wonaoziwengwengde，woxiangjieshi，wozhishixiangbabibaizhengeryi。
ketagenbenbujiwojihui，duizhewoshenshenyijugong：“xianshengdaen！”
congci，wozaigongsidechenghu，jiucong“xiaolin”bianchengle“linxiansheng”。
erwopingfanderensheng，yezuoshangletuoguideguoshanche，yiluxiangzhelipudeshenyuankuangbenerqu。