第一章

dezhiwoshiedunvpeishi,shizaiyichangshengdadedinghunyanshang。

wohejingquantaiziyexuhuaidedinghunyan。

gangyingchouwandewopibeidizuozaijiaoluoshafahexiayikoujiu,xinlizhengzaitucao,zheichaoliuwanshiderizisheiaiguosheiguoquba!

buzhicongnalimaochulaiyigenvhai,yizheposu,shenzhiduochudoudazhebuding。yizhangxiaoliankudelihuadaiyu,jiangyizhangqinzijiandingjieguodijiwo:「jiejie,wozhidaonitaoyanwo,danwoshinidemeimeia!」haimeilaidejishuoyijuhua,mengzaiyuandidewo:excuseme?bushinisheiashanglaijiuhanjiejie?

wokanleyanqinzijianding:yuniannianyuyuguoqiushifunvdekenengxingwei99.99%。

woleran,yuanlaishiwoneilaobazaochulaidexiaorener。

wodandandi「e」leyisheng。

yunianniandaidaidikanzhewo,xushimeixiangdaowoshizheigefanying,coudaowoerbian:「jiejie,buguannixinbuxin,qishiwomenshenghuodeshijiezhishibenxiaoshuo,nishilimiandeedunvpei,erwocaishilimiandenvzhu。」woyanshenguguaidikanzheta:「e。」zheirenpabushiyoushenmewenti。

tayangqixiaba,luchuruizhideyanshen:「erxuhuaishinanzhu,niyihouhuisixintadidiaishangta,dantadeyanlizhiyouwo。」「nihuigezhongzhenduiwo,ranhoubeitawashentaoxinjiwo,zuihouqiqicancandisizaishoushutaishang。」wodajing,yinuzhixianuleyixia:「e!」

woyuxuhuaidouxinzhiduming,womenshidachengxieyihoucaidinghunde,weidejiushigequsuoxu。kuangqiexuhuaiyebuzaiwodeshenmeifanweinei。

dan!zheigeliqidegushirengranrangwogandaofennu!

yuniannianyenule,dantabugandashenghewoshuohua:「nijiuzhihuiema!」wodiantouweixiao。

yuniannianlianshangshanguoyisifanzao:「bujinruci,niyihoudegongsi、jiazuqiyedouhuishiwohexuhuaide。」wozaicidajing,yinuzhixiajuexingleyineng,yibazhangpaidaoshafashang:「wokansheigandongwoqian?!」shafashunjianxiangdimianaoxianxiaqushigongfenzuoyou,ranhousifenwulie。

haozaiweizhipianpi,shengyinyebuda,wurenzhuyidao。

yuniannianmiansejingkong,feikuaidituidaojiaoluosesefadou。

【yingyingying,xitong!wojiejieni?woneimedayigedewenroujiejieni?!】yidaoqiguaidishengyinzaiwoerbianxiangqi。

binglengdedianzisheng:【suzhu,jiancedaobumingliliang。】

jiezheshenxiayikong,woyi**zuozaiaoxianli。

shenmililiang?shenmeliliang?nandaoshiwoturanmengzhangdeliqi?

wokanxiangyuniannian,tacikedizhetou,yemeishuohuaa。

turan,tajiangtoutaiqi,yuwoshixianjiaohui。

tajingkongdeyanshenzhongshanguoyisidanyou,lianmangshangqianlaijiangwofuqi:「kebiedaoshihoushuoshiwojinituide。」youshineidaoshengyinxiangqi:【wuwuwu,xiangxiangruanruandejiejiekebienongshangle,wuwuwu......jiejieshenshanghaoxiang,haohaowenwoxiwoxi。】

wokantayiyan,tamanlianbunaifan,biziweiweidongledong。

wopailepaishenshangdehui,yuanlaiwozheishinengtingdaoyunianniandexinshengle?

小妹妹演技不错哈。

wochaotaweixiao,yibiaoxieyi:「niannianmeimei,xiexiele。」

yunianniangaoangzhetou:「niyihouhaidejiwojuanshenjuanxinni,tiqiansile、shanglekebuxing。」woerbianchuanlaiyishengjianjiao:【aaa。jiejieshengyinzhenhaoting!jiejiejiaowoniannianle!haoxiangqinqinta!】

wozhenjingdikanxiangta,tadeshixianluozaiwodezuichunshang。

jianwokanzheta,youzhuangzuoruowuqishididijiangshixianyikai:【jiejiebuhuifaxianleba......wuwuwu......buguojiejiedeyanjingyezhenhaokan。】

wohoutuiliangbu:「niannianmeimei,woxianqurangrenbazheilidasaoyixia。」yunianniandiandiantou,yifuhengaoguideyangzi。

【jiejiezheijiuzoule......wuwuwu......haoburongyinenghejiejiexiangchu,haoxianghejiejieyiqihuijia。】

wozouchuliangbu,poyubeihouqiangliedeshixian,youhuiguotou:「denghuiyiqihuijiaba,haodainiyeshiwobadehaizi。」yuniannianzuijiaoshangyangyimiao,youhenkuaiyalexialai:「suannishixiang。」【jiejieyaoqingwohuijia,heiheihei。takendinghenaiwo。】

wodalegelengzhan,kuaibutaolixianchang。