我考上清北后,全村人把我浸猪笼第一章

jialiqiongdedingdangxiang,zaguomaitiegongwohedidishangxue。

suoyourendouqipanzhegaokao,chuchengjineitianwokaoshangleqingbei,didilianwubaifendoumeikaoshang。

dezhixiaoxidefumu,likebawobangzhu。

tamenbawosaijinzhulongyaobawohuoshengshengdenisi,linjushenzijimangquanzu:

「haizihaixiao,fanleshenmecuodounenggai。」

fumulengmoyixiao,gaosushenziwokaoshangqingbei,shunjiantajiubianlelianse。

叫嚷着立刻弄死我。

buguansheilaizuzhi,zhiyaofumushuolejuwokaoshangqingbei。

tamenquandoubianlelianse,zuizhongwobeijinzhulonghuoshengshengdenisi。

zaicizhengyanwohuidaolegaokaojieshuneitian。

01

kanzheshenpangluluxuxujingguodexuesheng,wozhenggerenyouxiebuganzhixin。

henhendeqialezijiyiba,hentong,bushizaizuomeng。

wozhendezhongshengle,zhongshengdaogaokaojieshudeneiyitian。

「jie,nilengzheganshenme,gankuaihuijiale,zaiwaimianzhulezheimezhangshijian,bamazaojiuxiangwomenle。」

tingdaoshuxideshengyin,womengdizhuanguotou,yilianjingtidekanzhelinye,wodedidi。

qianshiwobeijinzhulong,kenqiutabangwo。

danshitabudanbubangwo,shenzhihaishangqiandashou,henbudewozaodiansi。

suiranwomenjiahenqiong,danshiwomenjiediliangdeganqingyixianghenhao。

wozhendebumingbai,weishenmewokaoshangqingbeizhihou,tamensuoyourendoubianle。

wosisiqiazheziji,burangzijideqingxuwaixiechulai。

neizhongnisideganjuehaiyingraozaixintou,wojueduibuxiangzaitihuile。

suoyizaichuchengjizhiqian,woyidingbunengbaolu。

woshenxiyikouqi,zaicitaiqitoushi,lianshangyijingshishuxidexiaorong。

「nishuodedui,zaiwaimianzhulezheimezhangshijian,xianzaigaokaojieshule,shishihougaihuijiale。」

womenjiazhuzaidashanli,yizhenggecunlidouhenqiong。

erwomenjiajiushizuiqiongdeneiyige,haoburongyichulewohewodidi,yinweichengjihao,likailedashan。

xianzaikaoshijieshu,womenhaishidehuijia。

yilushang,dabazhuanniuche,wugexiaoshihou,zhongyukandaoleshuxideneigexiaocunzhuang。

yizhenfengchuilai,hunshenfanqilejipigeda。

kandaocunqianliutangdexiaoxi,wojiuxiangqilewobeijinzaizhulongnisidehuamian。

zheiyiciwojueduiyaogaoqingchu,weishenmequancunrenyitingdaowokaodaoqingbeijiuhuibian。

haimeizoudaojiamenkou,jiuyudaoleshifenreqingdecunliren。

「xiaojia,xiaoyekaoshikaodezenmeyang?」

linyeyilianjiaoaozihao:「kaodeshifenbucuoni,wojuedewonengshangqingbei。」

tingdaolinyeshuozheihua,cunlirenyeshigaoxingdehebulongzui。

woquebuzijuedezuanjinleshuangquan,weishenmelinyeshuonengkaoqingbei,cunlirenjiumeiyoufanying。

wokaoshangleqingbei,tamenqueyaobawonisi。

02

daojiadediyishijian,fumujiuyilianreqiedeyingleshanglai。

tamenjieguolinyeshenshangdeshubao:「gaokaokaodezenmeyang,youbawokaoshangqingbeima。」

suoyourendouhulvelewo,fumuyemeiwenwokaodehaobuhao。

linyeyiliandeyi:「wojuedewokaodekendingbiwojiehao,shuobudingwomennengyiqikaoshangqingbei。」

cihuayichu,fumushunjianbianlelianse,tamenehenhendedingzhewo。

「nikaoshangqingbeijiuxingle,nijiewusuoweishangnagexuexiao。」

yishunjianwoxinzangfengkuangtiaodong,qianshifumukanzhewodeyanshen,jiushizheiyang。

danshizaizheizhiqian,wowanquanmeiyouzaiyi。

youleqianshiqicandejieju,woquejingtiqilai。

wosisiyazhuxinzhongdejupa,zhuangzuoruowuqishideduifumukaikou:

「wojuedewozheicikaodemeiyoudidihao,nengbunengkaoshangdaxuedoushigeweizhishu。」

tingdaoyixiangguaiqiaotinghuadewozheimeshuo,tamenyesongleyikouqi。

yeshenrenjing,wozaichuangshangfanlaifuqudeshuibuzhe。

zheiyiwanshangdeshijian,wohuiyilesuoyoudexijie,danzuizhonghaishimeizhaodao,fumuzheimeduidaiwodeyuanyin。

weishenmeqitarenyitingdaowokaoshangqingbeijiubianlelianse。

要把马上把我溺死。

yilianjitiandeshijian,fumudouzaiguanxinchuchengjiderizi。

shenzhiweilediyishijiandedaochengji,gaokaoqianjiuquzhenshangmailediyibuzhinengshouji。

shijianzhuanyanyijingguoqubangeyue,woxinlidebuanyeyuelaiyuezhong。

ruguomeiyouyiwaidehua,wodechengjiheshangyishiwanquanyiyang,kaole684fen。

chuchengjidedangtian,qingbeizhaoshengbanjiudalailedianhua。

wojueduibunengrangfumujiedaozheitongdianhua,yebunengrangtamenzhidaowokaoshangleqingbei。

zhongshengyici,woxiangyaohuochuzijiderensheng。

haoburongyikaoshangdeqingbei,woxiangqushangxue。

wobuxiangzaibeitamenjinzhulong。

6yue23hao,fumulianjuedoubushuile,jiuzheimedingzheshouji。

wojinzhangdebuchengyangzi,shengpazhaoshengbandalaidianhua。

yinweiwotiandehaomajiushijialidehaoma,xianzaifumusuoyoudezhuyilidouzaidididechengjishang。

shurudidideshenfenzhengkahao,jinjiezhehuamiankazhu。

yijiarenjinzhangdebuchengyangzi。

03

danshiwozaojiuyijingzhidaolinyedechengji,ruguoheqianshimeichadehua。

tajiushikaole400fen,linyedechengjibusuanduomehao,danshiyeshizhongdengpianshang。

tagaokaokaole400fen,woyeshijingya。

wojiuzheimezhanzaiwaimian,meiyoujinlai,jiezhewojiutingdaowulichuanlaiyizhenjinghu。

「zenmekeneng!erzizenmecaikaole400fen?!」

「zheihezhiqianshuodekebuyiyang。」

yixiaziwojiuzhuazhuleguanjiandian,zhiqianshuode?sheishuode?

danshihaimeidengdaowosikao,shoujihuranxiangqi**,shigemoshengdehaoma。

fuqinyiweishisaoraodianhua,danwoxinzangquefengkuangtiaodongqilai。

zheizhengshiqingbeizhaoshengbandedianhua。

好在父亲没有接。

buguohaimeidengdaowosonglekouqi,muqinmengdibashixianzhuanyidaowoshenshang。

shunjiantajiubianlelianse,erhuameishuo,ningzhuwodeerduo,jiubawotuojinqu。

「shuonidezhunkaozhenghao,shenfenzhenghao。」

wodajingshise,yiliankangjudeyaoyaotou。

wobuxiangcha,yebunengcha,yidanbeitamenchadao,wokaole680duofen。

neitamenkendingraobulewo,woyueshizheiyang,fumuyuechajuedaobuduijing。

wobushuowodezhunkaozhenghao,danbubingbudaibiaolinyebuzhidao。

taxiangdaoshenmeshunjianbianlelian,qiangguoshoujishuruwodezhunkaozhenghao。

danshixiayike,shoujiyemianshangquemeiyouchuxianrenhechengji。

shengneiqian20chengjishihuibeipingbide,danxianranfumubuzhidaozheihuishi,tamenhaiyiweiwomeiyouchengji。

danshilinyehuranxiangdaoshenme,ehenhendedingzhewo:

「nibuhuikaolequanshengqianershiba?」

wopinmingdexiangjieshi,danshifumugenbenbutingwodehua,sheng20shishenmegainian,tamenziranqingchu。

ruguowozhendekaolequanshengqian20dehua,neiqingbeiziranbuzaihuaxia。

tingdaolinyezheihua,muqinzhongyurenbuxiaqule。

tashenqingniuquduizhewodelianjiushiyibazhang:

「**,nipingshenmekaoqingbei,nikaoshangqingbeishixiangyaohaisiwomenquanjiama?」

04

wolianshang**ladeteng,shenzhidouyijingxumanleishui,wobumingbai,tamenweishenmeyaozheimeduiwo,wozhibuguoshichengjishaoweikaodegaodian。

wokaoshangqingbei,bushiquanjiarenderongyaoma。

zenmeyouhuihaisitamen,tamenjiujingshicongnalitinglaideyaoyan。

wobuxiangluodeqianshineimeqicandexiachang,zhuanshenjiuyaopao。

danjiuzaizheishi,tamenzaoyouyuliao,fuqinyibazhuazhuwodetoufa,bawoehenhendeshuaizaidishang。

「bazheigexiao**bangqilai,meichuchengjizhiqianbunengfangtalikai,wanyitazhendekaoshangleqingbei,jiubatanongsi。」

woqicandehanjiaosheng,zuizhonghaishiyinqilegebilinjudezhuyi。

heqianshiyiyang,linjushenziyilianguanqiedezouguolai。

「wocongjialijiutingdaodongjingle,nimenzheishizenmele,xiaojiazenmebeinimenanzaidishang,yijiarenyoushenmehuabunenghaohaoshuo。」

linjushenziyilianhaoxindequanzu,xiangyaobadishangdewofuqilai。

muqinlengzhelianduizheshenzishuochuneijuwoshifenshuxidehua:

「takenenghuikaoshangqingbei。」

yishunjian,linjushunjianjiubianlelianse,yilianyinzhidedingzhewo。

「nanguai,neishiyinggaibatabangqilai,bierangtazuonie。」

woshenqingyouxiebengkui,dashengzhiwen。

「weishenme?weishenmewobunengkaoqingbei?!」

danshizheijirenduishiyiyan,sheidoumeiyoushuohua,fuqinzhongyubunaifan,bawosizhibanghaozhihoujiubaworengdaochaifangli。

yijiarenyijingzaiwaimianshangliangdeduice,linyezhikaole400fen,yibandedaxueshiwuwangle。

danshijialihaoburongyichulegeerzi,kaodaowaimianqule。

tamenzenmeyang,yebuhuiranglinyezailiuzaidashanli。

jiusuanbajialisuoyoudejixudoutaoganjing,yeyaojilinyezhaoyigedaxueshang。

chenzhetamenyijiaren,suoyoudezhuyilidouzailinyeshenshang。

wofenlizhengtuozhe,chaifangliyougezhonggongju,xiaoxinyiyidigekaishengzi,tuikaihoumiandechuanghupaole。

xianzaideqingkuangyijingbushoukongzhile,yidanwodechengjijiexiaodeneiyitian。

tamenyidinghuibawojinlezhulong,nongsiwo。

xianzaiwonaohaiweiyideniantoujiushipao,yidingyaolikaizheili。

05

danshiwodedongjinghaishitaida,yinqiletamendezhuyi。

kandaowotaozoudeshenying,fumuhelinyelikechaoqijialidenongjuchaowozhuishanglai。

zheigeshijianduanzhengshirenzuiduodeshihou,cunderenyijingcongdiliganhuilai。

kanlezheiyimu,doufenfendexunwenwoshifashengleshenme。

danshiwoquemeiyoushijianhetamenshuohua,zhiyaowotaolilezheigecunzhuang,daolewaimian,fumujiunaihebulewo。

woxiangdehenhao,danshifumuzaihoumianpinmingdesihou。

「wanggelishen,zhuazhuzheigexiaojiantizi,takenenghuikaoshangqingbei。」

yitingshuowokenengkaoshangqingbei,gangcaihaishifenreqing,hewodahuadecunminlikebianlelianse。

tamenchaoqishouzhongdegongju,jiuchaowodaleguolai。

tieqiaozhongzhongdeqiaozaiwohoubei,wotengdeshunjianpazaidishang。

shouzhangshunjianbeimopo,xiangqianjinshizi。

wopinmingdezhengzha,tongkudehuhan,wobumingbaijiujingweishenme,tamenyitingdaowonengkaoshangqingbei,jiubianlegeren。

dongjingnaodeshizaishitaida,xiyinlehenduorendezhuyi。

jiuliancunzhangdoutingdaolezheibiandedongjing,cishidewoshifenlangbeidebeianyazaidishang。

huitoutulian,shoushangbumanleshanghen。

zaiwoyinxiangzhizhong,cunzhangyizhishiheaikeqin,duisheidouhenwenhedelaoren。

taduoshiguang,woconglaimeijiantafaguopiqi。

wozuihoudexiwangjituozaitashenshang,woxiwanglaocunzhangnengmingshili。

我希望他能救救我。

「nimenzheishiganshenme?bayigehaiziyazaidishang,ganjinbarenfangkai。」

laocunzhangkandaowodecanzhuang,renbuzhutiwoshuohua。

tingdaolaocunzhangdemingling,lishuwangshenyouxieyouyu。

bijingcunlibuguandashixiaoshi,quandoutingcunzhangde。

chajuedaoshenshangdeliqixiaole,woyanzhongbaofachuxiwang,xiayike,wodefumucongcongganlai。

tamenshenqingniuqudezhizhewo:

「cunzhang,zheigexiaojiantizihenyoukenengkaoshangqingbei,womenbunengfangguotaya。」

yishunjian,cunzhangjiubianlelianse,woganggangshengqidexiwang,huranzhijianpomie。

wobuganxindichaozhecunzhangsihou:

「cunzhangyeye,nibushizuimingshilidema,wozhibuguoshigaokaodefenshushaoweigaoledian,wobuyidinghuishangqingbeide。」

「nimenweishenmeyaozheimeduiwo!」

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cunzhangshenshendekanlewoyiyan,kenengxianzaishihaimeizhenzhengdechuchengji,woyemeiyouzhenzhengdebeiqingbeiluqu。

cunzhangmeiyoudiyishijianminglingren,bawozhuangjinzhulongli。

ershirangrenbawoyadaocitangli,citanglilimimimamadeshuzhecunlidepaiwei。

tamenbangzhuwodeshuangshou,qiangpowoguizaidishang。

外面的人议论纷纷:

「zheixiaojiantizixianzaidefenshubeipingbile,wenkezhiyouquanshengqian20cainengbeipingbi。」

「yitadechengjijueduinengkaoshangqingbei,nimenwangjidangchudeyuyanlema,womenbunengfangguotaa。」

老村长的声音响起:

「xianzaihaimeiyouchuchengji,dengdaochengjichule,kanjiujingnayijianxuexiaoluquta。」

cunliderenjiuzheimebawoqiujinzaizheijiancitangzhong。

jiwoshuiquebujiwochide,yaobushihaimeiyouchuchengji,womeiyouxuanzexuexiao。

shuobudingtamenxianzaijiubawonongsile。

wokanzhemianqiandepaiwei,shenxinjupi。

wobumingbaiweishenmehuranzhijiansuoyourendoubianle。

weishenmewobunengkaoqingbei,danlinyekaoqingbeijiukeyi。

qingbeishizuigaodexuefu,shimeigexueshenglixiangdedaxue,wonengkaoshang,woziranshixiangqushangde。

mingmingshidahaodeqiantu,wodeqinrenquebizhibuji。

yeshenrenjing,citanglianjingdekepa,zhiyoubuyuanchuranzhedejigenlazhu。

tamenliaodingwotaobuchuqu,suoyiyemeiyourenkanzhewo,yixiawudeshijianwodouzaimoshoushangdeshengzi。

zhongyunulimeibaifei,bangzhuwodeshengzibeiwomoduanle。

woxiaoxinyiyideguanchazhewaimiandeqingkuang,danhuranzaizheishi,wobeipaiweishangfangdedongxixiyin。

jiezheyueguang,wonengkanchulaizheigedongxizaifazheliang。

duizhepaiweishuolejishengbaoqianhou,jiezhejiuyueguotamennadaolezuidingshangdedongxi。

zheishiyigejuanzhou,woxiaoxinyiyidedakai。

danshizaikanqingshangmiandeneirongshi,wohunshendexueyedoudongjiele。

zhenggerenzhandoudebuchengyangzi。

我知道了。

wozhidaoweishenmecunlideren,tingdaowokaoshangqingbeihuizheimeduiwole!