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tayouyupiankehouchaowokaikou：「xiaoxua，womenjiahaiyouxiaohaizi，zheigeyingxiangbuhao，nikan.......」
谁家没小孩啊？
suyufeilianzijierzidoubujihui，youzenmehuiguanqitajiadexiaohaizi？
danbijingwoxianzaihaishitamingyishangdelaogong。
zhinenglianmangxianglinjudaoqian：「duibuzhuchenge，womashangjiuhexiaoxiaoshuo。」
gangyaoqishen，tuiyimazhijieguizailedishang，chengehuangmangfuqiwo：「xiaoxu，nizheiyouhekuni？」
「nizheimenengganyouxiu，hebidiaosizaizheizhongnvrenshenshang。」
wozhanzhanweiweiqishen：「meishichenge，nanrenma，nengqunengshen。」
zaichengehentiebuchenggangdeyanshenzhong，wodakailefangmen。
suyufeiyibubitidetangzaishafashang，manliandoushichaohong，nanrenyemanshipitai。
jianwojinlai，liangeyanshendoumeiyoufenwo，worenzheexinbazaocanfangzaizhuoshang。
「laopozaocanmaihuilaile，chenrechia。」
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wobujingankaizheiliangrenwandehaitinghua！
shoushijieshu，wozhengxiangzhegaizenmehuodeshengxiadeneibabianwonangfei？
suyufeizijijiusongshanglemen：「wonangfei！qushoushizhuozi。」
还剩七遍！
woliezuiyixiao：「haolei，laopo！」
「wonangfei！dangnanrendangchengzheiyang。」suyufeixianqideshengyinxiangqi。
还剩六遍！
今天真是个好日子！
pingshisuyufeilianhuadoulandegenwoshuo，meicidoudewozijizhaodianshicainengbeitamayibianwonangfei，jintiantakezhenjili！
zhengdangwoyiweijintiande“wonangfei”yijingdadaoshangxianshi，suyufeiyousonglailexibao。
「wonangfei！daishanghukoubenhejiehunzheng，womenquminzhengjulihun！」
离婚！
我梦寐以求的离婚。
keshihaishengxiawubianwonangfeimeihanni，zheizenmenenglihun？
woputongjiushiyigehuagui：「laopo！buyaolihun！qiuqiunibuyaohewolihun！」
woshengleijuxiadebaozhetadetui：「qiuqiunilelaopo！」
suyufeizuoshijiushiyijiao：「wonangfei！nidaodihaiyoumeiyouyidianzunyan？」
还剩五遍！
「womeiyou！wozhixiangyaoni，qitadewoshenmedoubuyao。」
「biezuomenglewonangfei！nipeideshangwoma？」
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zaiyizhenzhenrumashengzhong，naohailizhongyuxiangqilejiuweideshengyin。
【yiwanbianwonangfeiyijiqi，yibaiyicaifuyifafangzhisuzhuzhanghu！】
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minzhengjumenkou，suyufeiwanzhenanrendeshou，zhigaoqiyangdekanzhewo：「wo.....」
wofanshoujiushiyierguang：「pa！」
shuohaodeyiwanbian，yibianbunengshao，yibianyebunengduo！
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