第1章 移车

“neiweinvshi,nishiyichedema?ninengbunengshaoweidongzuokuaiyidian?”

“qingwenneiweizhengzaizouguolaidenvshi,nishibushiyichede?tingbudaorenwenhuama?!”

“tingdaole!yongxianidecheweieryi,nizaigoujiaoshenme?”

dixiatingchechang,shenye23:25。

jieshuwanyitianmangliudesufan,gangqizhexinaidexiaomotuohuidaojia,quefaxianzijidecheweibeirenzhanle。

xianglai,zijilaidaozheigeshijieyeyouershiernianle。

shuolaiyediulechuanyuezhedelian,zheiyishiyijiushiliuliuwuwei。

weiyidejiushizheiyishiyinweiyouqianshidejichu,chenglebierenjiadehaizi,kaolegebucuodexuexiao。

zaidaxueqijianjiu**maileyitaofang,haiyouyiliangxiaomotuoche,jincieryi。

zaizheigeshijiemotuocheshuyujidongche,yusilunqicheyiyangzhinengtingzaiguihuahaodejidongchetingcheweinei。

cheweileibieyouzhenggecheweihebangechewei。

sufankaolvdaozijiyebukenengyibeiziqizhemotuoche,rujinjialiyoufumu,weilaihuoxuyouqier,ziranyeyaomaigexiaoqiche,yushijiumailezhenggechewei。

pingrili,youshihouyourenjiangchetingzaitacheweishang,xiangzhedoushixiaoqulinju,tinghuijiutinghuibei。

jiusuanshijintian,tabenlaiyeshibuxiangjirentianmafande,dasuandiertianzairangchezhunuochede。

keshitayezaitingchechangzhuanleershifenzhong,meizhaodaokongdecheweicaibudeyixiangwuyezhaolailechezhudedianhua,jichezhudaleguoqu。

cishi,julidianhualianxiyijingguoqulejiangjinsanshifenzhong,caijiandaoyigesishilaisuidezhongnianfunvchuanzhetuoxie,yibiankanzheshoujiyibianmanyouyoudezoulai。

yikaikou,haibazijijimale!

sufanchadianyiweishizijifanlecuoni。

danxianzaiyijingshiyidianbanle,tayemeijingligenduifangduixian,jintianbachenuozoumingtiantajiuzhuangdisuo!

pingshenmewohua20wanmaidesirenchewei,jiaonixialainuoche,haidexianggesunziyiyang?

“cuicuicuicui!nibuzhidaoxianzaishidabanyea!!”

nvrenzhongyulaidaolesufanmianqian,henbunaifandehoudao,danzixiaodiande,gujidouyaobeizheidasangmenjihepodan。

“jirannidouzhidaodabanye,neinizhanwodecheweiganshenme?”

sufanrenzhenuqi,juedemomingqimiao。

nitemegaoqingchu,shinizhanlewodechewei,zheishijiebushisangmendajiuyouli!

“zuorenshiyaoyouganqingde,woyoubushiguyide!ninengbunengdaduyouganqingyidian!!”

nvrenzoudaotamianqian,shengyinfenbeiyijiuhengao。

“bushi,nizheishenmedaoli,nizhanlewodecheweinihaiyaowoyouganqingwodadu?”

liliyuanshangpu,sufanzhengganjuelilegedapu。

这特么是什么道理?

shibushizaizheizhongbujianglidenvrenderenzhili,wuluntazuoleshenmebierendouyaolijietakuanrongta,buranjiushibierenbugoudadu?

kewentishi,sheitemezhidaonishisheia?

脸皮比城墙还厚!

他真长见识了。

“wozhannicheweizhanbudea!woyoubushitiantianzhan!nijiubunengzijizhaogedifangtinga?meirenqingdedongxi!!”

“erqie,nizheirenyoumeiyousuzhi,zheilishitingqichede,nigepomotuocheyoubiyaoma!!”

nvrenzhizhesufandemotuochepomadao!

什么?

苏凡被气笑了。

tameirenqing?tameisuzhi?

zijiyoushihouxuexiaobuhuilai,jihuquandoushizheichezaibazhantadechewei。

benzhezijihainengjiangjiudekaijibierenxingfangbiandeyuanze,tadoumeiyaoqiuguoduifangnuoche。

jieguohaoxindangchenglelvganfei,banglezheimegehuose。

zhenshierenhengxingtianxia,haorencunbunanxing。

“hehe,zheiweinvshi,zhaonideluoji,neiwozhunijiafangzishibushiyekeyi,bijingwoyoubushitiantianzhu!”

“erqie,wohuaqianmaidejidongchechewei,anguidingmotuocheshuyujidongche,wozenmejiumeibiyaotingle?”

苏凡怼了回去。

zheinvrenzhenshiwuliqunao,liyouyezhenshigaoxiao,shibushizaijiaxiaozhangguanle!

zijiyeshizhenbei,dabanyehaiyudaozheimegejipin。

“nizheipochehefangzinengbima?made,goudouzhidaozheigedianshuijuele,zhangecheweihaijijiwaiwai,meiyongdefeiwuhuogaizhishigekaimotuode!”

nvrenlakaichemen,zuilimamalieliedao。

“nvshi,mafannizuibafangganjingyidian。”

sufanzhengsedao,tayijingyierzaizaiersanrenrang,jieguoduifangjuranhaidecunjinchi。

“wozheirenjiuzheiyang,juedebushuangnijiubaojinga!kankanniyoulihaishiwoyouli!qigepomotuocheqiaobanidesede,zheiniantouzhenshishenmerendouyou!”

nvrenganglakaichemensuihoupadeyishengyoujiguanshang。

qingxufeichangjidongdeduizhesufanhoudao。

“nibudanzhanwochewei,haimawo,xianzaiyoujiaowobaojingkankansheiyouli?”

sufanwuyule,zheidaodishishenmeyaonie!?

“nibuganbaojingshiba,neiwobaojing!jiusuanwozhanlenidecheweiyeshiwoyouli!!”

nvdeshuowanzhijienaqidianhua。

qichusufanyiweiduifangyejiushinaoziduanlu,xianghehuyixiazijizhangxianta‘youli’。

jieguohenkuaisufansanguanzhensui。

——yinweizheigenvdezhenbaojingle!!!