duhengbeitaneikou‘xianjun’jiaodexinhuanufang,tayibazhuazhusuchengdeyiling,batacongdishanglinleqilai,yangtiandaxiao:“xiaozi,jirannirucichongbailaofu,neiniyidingzhidaolaofudelihai!”
“denglaofuyongsuiguquanyihaolenideroushen,nizailaiguixielaofuba!”
shuowantajiubasuchengdiujinleyutong。
tadongzuoturan,suchengmeibandianzhunbei,jiu‘putong’yishengzhajinleshuili。
zhanshuideyishunjian,tagandaoyigunongyudelingqizitapifuwangguxuezhongshenru,congtoudaojiaoshuangdaoxiangshangtian。
suchengganjinyongganghuifudeliqicongyutonglipalechulai,dama:“polaotounijingganmaochongduhengxianjun,kanlaozibu——gulugulugulugulu。”
duhengyibaniezhetadebozi,yonglidijiangtasaihuiyutong。
“xiaozi,laofuzhidaonihenji,dannixianbieji。”
“laofuzhidaonihenchongbailaofu,buganxiangxinjiandaodeshilaofubenren。”
“dengnishangshiquanyule,jiuhuizhidaolaofumeiyoupianni,laofuzhengshizheishijianweiyilianzhichusuiguquanderen。”
suchengfenlipachubanjieshenzi,“laozibuxin!gulugulugulugulu。”
duhengzaicijiangtaenrushuizhong,fuxugantan:“aiya,yebuzhidaofanjiedoushiruhechuanlaofude,jingrangnixiaozirucichongbailaofu。”
“danshia,xiaozi,nikeyiyouchongbaideren,danqiejibukeyinguoduchongbaimishileduishijianwanwudepanduannengli。”
“buruzheiyangba,daihuiernitonglaofushuoshuo,fanjiedoushiruhechuanlaofude,ranglaofulaigaosuniheweizhenheweijia。”
tayuzhongxinzhangdao:“miandenixiacizhenyudaomaochonglaofudedairen,zairenshoushangchikui。”
xiaobaikanzhetayeyeneizhangyijingkuailiedaoerhougendezui,yihuodao:“yeye,nixiaosha?”
duhenggankeleliangsheng,zhuantoukandaoxiaobaichibangyoubuzhiheshixianxingle,kanshangquxianggezhanglechibangderen。
taxianqidao:“zailianliannidehuaxingshuqu,diusirenle,chuqubieshuonishilaofudesunzi。”
xiaobaiditouyikanzijibuyouzizhubaidongdechibang,liansezhanghong,kuzhefeilechuqu。
suchengzhengzhawuguo,yejiufangqidikangle,xieleqidipantuizuozaiyutongli,renyouxiongyongdelingliguanrutadeshenti。
taganjuedaozijideshangshizhengzaifeisuhuifu,zhinengmianwubiaoqingdijieshoumeisichengdeshishi。
“laotou,nikeyaodianlianba,lianhaizidouqifu,nihaishirenma?”
duhengduitadeshunconghenmanyi,fuxuxiaodao:“bushi。”
suchengyakouwuyan,ashi,renjiashilingshoulaizhe。
“erqietayebuxiaole,guolemingri,jiuzhengzhengliangbaisuile。”
duhengkandaosuchengmeixinyishanerguodehongseyinjihou,xindiyizhenjingya。
nanguai,nanguaizheixiaozishangchengneiyanghainenghuoxialai。
taruoyousuosidao:“liangbaisuile,shishihoujitazhaogexifuerle……”
shuozhetamuguangyouyouzhuanxiangsucheng,suchenghunshenyijiling。
“laotou,nikan**ma?”
duhengyilianbuhuaihaoyi,heiheiyixiao:“laofukannijiubucuo。”
suchengganjinhuzhuzijixiongkou,yanshenjingti:“laotounizaixiangsha?woshinande!”
duhengxiaodao:“womenlingheyizubujijiaozheige。”
suchengdengta:“wojijiao!”
duhengbenhaixiangshuoxieshenme,liansezhouranyibian,taishoushiyisuchengxianbieshuohua,shuqierduoqutingshandongwaidedongjing。
suchengzhijuebushixiaoshi,zheishihoubuyinggaidaoluan,suoyitazhanqilaichayaozhizhetadahan:“nikaishenmewanxiao?laozishinanren,niranglaoziyigedananrenjinisunzidangxifuer?kuinixiangdechulai。”
“zaishuole,nisunzijiuyixiaopihai!taqushenmexifuer?”
“xianrangtaquba《balalaxiaomoxian》he《wufatiannv》kanwan,biangekouhaobabianshenzheishizhengmingbaizaishuoba!”
duhengtingbudongsuchengshuodeshenmelababaamofatiannvde,danzhidaozheixiaozikaikoukendingbushishenmehaohua。
tazhouzhemeitoudenglesuchengyiyan,suchengyehaobushiruodenghuiqu:“zenmele?bushuang?youzhongnijiudasilaozi!”
xitongxiangqijingbaosheng,budengneijixiedetishiyinxiangqi,suchengxianyibukaikou:【youtian,nixianbieshuohua。】
【zheilaotouxiangrangwojiyigexiaohaidangxifuer,niqiaoqiaozheishuodeshirenhuama?】
【zheizaiwodeshijieguanlishifanfade,fanfadea!suoyiwoshibushiyinggaijujue?】
【shehuizhuyihexinjiazhiguanershisizhenyanshenruwoxin,woshiningsiyebuhuiweifaluanjide。】
【wozheibushizisha,shiweihuwodexinyang,dong?】
系统:【……】
haoyoudaoli,tawufafanbo。
xitongjingbaojiugenfangleshengpiyiyang,jiaoleyishengjiuxiaoshile。
duhengshenseyanjun,huojihuoliaodicongxiuliqiankunlitiaoxuanfaqi,genbenmeishijiandalita。
zheishihouxiaobaipuzhechibang,sayazicongwaimianpaolejinlai,takudezhimaobitipao,bianpaobianhan:“yeyekuaipao!talaile!”
suchengzhoumei,budebushuo,zheihaizirenburen,hebuhedeyangzizhendelayanjing。
tashenhouhaigenlegenianqingnvzi,nvziyishenyanziseshaqun,nongyanwumei,yijinlaijiujiangsuchengshangxiadaliangyifan。
tamanlianbuxiedao:“jiunizheichoudongxi,kanbushangshei?”
suchengchuanshuhoudezhangxianghechuanshuqiandeyiyang,suoyitahenzhenjing,zhangzheimedahaishitouyihuiyudaoshuotazhangdechoude。
gaobugaoxiao,nagesepeijiafangjianletabuxianggentagaoqianguizeneitao?
tabeiwanghongjingjigongsisixindaoxinfandeshihou,zheibenlanshudezuozhehaibuzhidaozainaerwannibani?
suchengmeixiangdaodeshi,tazhenjingdetaizaole。
yinweijiexialaitajiukandaoleneinvziduizheduhengyiliandejidonghejiaoxiu:“dulang,shuyuebujian,niyouyingjunlebushao。”
suchengzhuantouqukanduhengneizhangmanshizhezidelian,yanzhuzikuaidengchulaile。
“wei,dajie,zheiyejiaoyingjun?nishixiama?”
neinvzibunaifandiyihuixiuzi,suchengshunjianjiubeiyidaolinglishuailechuqu,zhenggerenzhuangdaoshandongshibishang,diaoxialaituchuyidakouxianxue。
“darenshuohua,xiaohaibiechazui!”
suchengkanzhezijituchulaidexianxue,yanzhongjinshixingfenhefengkuang。
gangbeiduhengjiuhuilai,jiuyoufulidiaoluo,zheishiguyuanwangta。
duhengkanlesuchengdecanzhuangyiyan,banzheliandao:“zhuzhu,nibietaiguofen。”
taxiuzhongdefaqiyijingzhunbeihaole,ruobushiwanbudeyi,tazhendebuxianggenzheifengnvrendongshou。
sucheng:bushi,nimendaodishishurenhaishichouren,zenmehaijiaoshangnichengleni?
zhuzhuzhalezhayan,xiaodeyaorao:“zheijiuguofenle?renjiahaiyougengguofendeshiqingmeizuoni。”
duhengshensejingti:“nidaodixiangzenmeyang?”
zhuzhuxianxideshouzhiraozhechuizaixiongqiandezhangfa,chongduhengpaomeiyan:“renjiaxiangzenmeyang,nihaibuzhidaoma?”
duhengtanlekouqi,liangjiu,shuochuyijurangsuchenghuaiyirenshengdehualai。
“zhuzhu,nifangqiba,wozhendeduinimeixingqu,wozheibeizidoubuhuidayinghenizaiyiqide。”