第3章 用垃圾时间作出黄金广告

yuchiwenshengwangqu,kandaodeshiyigeshencaishouxuedezhongniannanren。

zheirenjiaomaweisheng,shimasanxuedegege。

ermaweisheng,zhengshilujiamofashigancuimiandexuanfafuzeren。

ruguozhishizheidianshenfenguanxi,yuchibingbujuedezheirenyoubiyaodangzhongchaofengziji。

danzaizixijiansuoxiaqu,quefaxianzheiduanjiyiyoumohuleqilai。

这记忆不靠谱啊?

cishi,zaimaweishengdeshenhou,haizhanzheyigenanren。

zheirenxizhuanggelv,lianshangdaizhejiaxiao。

tazaikandaoyuchihexiaoyihou,zidonghushileqianzhe,shixianluozaixiaoyideshenshang,wendao:“zheirenshishei?”

maweishenghaiyiweitawendeshiyuchi,miandaijifengdao:“tajiaoyuchi,jiu……nizhidaodeneishier,pingshihewodidiyoudianyewuwanglai。”

nanrenbuzhikefoudixiaolexiao,bianwendao,“neigechuangongzuofudenvrenni?”

“tajiaoxiaoyi,shigezhiyejingliren……chuleneishierzhihou,juranmeiyoulizhi,haishahuhudibangyuchidaligongchang。”

maweishengganshoudaonanrenduixiaoyidezaiyi。

taxiayishididalianglexiaoyiyifan,faxiantasuiranshenshangchuanzhejianpodegongzuofu,toufayeluanpengpengde,sumianchaotian,yifuqingtangguashuidemoyang。

danzhenggerenkanshangqujianpoganlian,yuanqimanman。

shuobudingzhenghaohelezheiweidexinsi。

maweishengyanzhuyizhuan,lijishuo:“sunxiansheng,woguoqubangnidagezhaohu。”

nanrenxiaole:“keyi,jiudangjiaogepengyou。”

maweishenglengxiaozhezouguoqushuodao:“xiaoyishuodedui,zuoguanggaojiushizaishaoqian。jiunineiliangjiapochangzihaixiangxuelujiadaguanggao?yebukankanzhangshangdezijinnengchengduozhangshijian。”

yuchimeitouyizhou,turanshuangshouwozhumaweishengdeyoushou,xiaodetebiereqing。

“magehaishiguanxinwoa,zhenshigennididiyiyang,shikedianjiwodeliangjiachangzi,biwochangmenkouyangdekanmengouhaizhongxin。”

“gun,wolandegenniyibanjianshi!”maweishengyonglibashouwanghuichou。

yuchichenjiyibasakai,lengxiaodao:“neijiugundaoyibianqu,haogoubudangdao!”

“你!”

maweishengyigeliangqiangchadianshuaidao,zhanwenhounudengyuchi。

xiaoyizaiyipangrenbuzhutouxiao。

congzhaizhushangmenzhihou,yuchibianshiyifuyouhualaoliandeyangzi。

zheihaishidiyicibiaoxiandexiangzhiqianneigezhangbudadehaiziyiyang。

zheifanerrangtaxinzhonganwenleyixie。

xianzaideyuchi,jiuxiang……neishierhaimeifashengzhiqianyiyang。

maweishengyebuxiangheyuchiduoliao,zhizheneibiandenanren:“sunxianshengxianggennimenrenshirenshi,haibukuaiguoqujiedai。”

“sunxiansheng?”yuchihaoqidiwangguoqu。

“zheiweikeshidarenwu!”maweishenghujiahuweidao:“renjiakeshishengdianshitaitaizhangjiadegongzi,yeshiguanggaojingyingbudefuzeren,xianggenxiaoyijiaogepengyou。”

“meixingqu。”xiaoyiyagenjiumeijitahaolianse。

maweishenglijiehenhendishuo:“keyia,nimenjuranbujisunxianshengmianzi!zouzheqiao!”

tashuowanzheihualikezhuanshenjiuzou。

xiaoyibuxiedao:“tazaiyu……ke,zhiqianhaitingxianggerende,zenmexianzaigengeshaziside。”

yuchijiazhuangmeitingchuxiaoyideshiyan,shuodao:“taguyide,xiangbawomengenneigesunxianshengdangshazihunong。”

“挑拨离间?”

yuchijiuzhengdao:“zhunquelaishuo,shijiedaosharen,rangneiweisunxianshengyanewomen,bujiewomendeguanggao。”

“tazheizhongxiaorenjiushizheiyang,biedebuhui,wanzheizhongzhuoliexiaoshouduanquehenjiji。”

jiuxiangyuchishuode,maweishengqihuhudikuaibuzouguoqu,kaikoudao:“sunxiansheng,zhenshitaiqirenle!wobanideshenfenliangchulai,tamenjuranrangwogun,mingbaizhebujinimianzia。”

“zhende?”sunxianshenglianshangdejiaxiaoxiaoshile。

“zhende,wogangcaigenyujianeixiaozidazhaohudeshihou,tahaichuyanbuxun。dansunxianshengjiranxiangrenshiyixiaxiaoyi,wojiuzaiguoqushuoshuo,huozhesixialianxilianxi。ninfangxin,nixianggennagejiaopengyou,wobaozhengjiniqianxianchenggong!”

“neitamenzenmeyouguolaile?”

“啊?”

maweishenghuitouyikan,lianmangshuo,“kenengshibeinindebenshihedaole!zheixierenjiushibiaomianyitao,beihouyitao。”

yuchizouzaizuiqianmian:“sunxianshengnihao,wojiaoyuchi。”

sunxianshengheyuchiwolewoshou,yanjingqueyizhidingzhexiaoyi,buxianbudandihuidao:“wojiaosunxi,nimenyaojishenmechanpindaguanggao?”

“干脆面。”

sunximeijiyuchijixushuohuadejihui。

zhijiebaishoudao:“buhaoyisi,womenshengtaidetongleishipinguanggaoyijingpaimanle。”

tingdaozheihua,xiaoyidunshixinliyijin。

maweishengqueshimianludese。

tahaodaiyeshigefuzeren,queqinzipaodaodianshitaitanhezuo,dangranlingyousuotu。

tabujinjiangjilujiademofashigancuimianmailehuangjinshiduandeguanggao,haihualedajiaqian,zhijiemaiduanleshengtaisuoyoupinleidegancuimianguanggaobofangquan。

yejiushishuo,zaishengtai,weiyinenggoubofangdegancuimianguanggao,zhiyoulujiademofashigancuimian!

maweishengkanzheyuchi,shensejiandaizhebujiayanshidechaofeng。

neijianshizhihoujingranhaibuzhidaoxiqujiaoxun,jingranhaixianghelujiaduizhegan,youyitouzhuangdaolezijideqiangkoushang。

jianzhishibuzhidao“si”zizenmexie!

yuchiquemianseruchang,pingjingdao:“wonengkankanguitaideguanggaopaiqibiaoma?”

zheishigehelideyaoqiu,sunxiyemeiyoujujueyuchi。

tasuishouzhaohuleyigebanshiyuanguolai,jiangshengdianshitai,baokuoqitafentaideguanggaopaiqibiaodoudijileyuchi。

yuchifankaipaiqibiao,faxianchuleshengweishipindao,qitashoushilvbijiaogaode“doushipindao”,“wenyipindao”yedouyoulujiagancuimiandeguanggao。

erqie,wuyiliwai,douzaihuangjinshiduanxunhuanbofang!

yaozhidao,zheixiehuangjinshiduandouyouwangpaijiemu,yitiaoguanggaodekanlijiagetuotuochaoguoleshiwanyuanyitian!

zheihaizhishiliaohaiyishengdeqingkuang。

anzhaoyuchitongxuedeshuofa,lujiakeshiyigeshengyigeshengditoufangguanggao,ranhoupuhuo。

lujia,queshicaidaqicu!

buguoyuchifanzhepaiqibiao,yanjingquehuranyiliang。

liaohaidianshitaidefentaili,haiyouyigeshaoerpindao!

erqieshaoerpindaodeguanggaofeiheqitafentaixiangbi,jianzhididaojichuandixin!

sunxikanzheyuchichenmodifanzhepaiqibiao,haiyiweitarensongle。

tadangjibuhuaihaoyidixiaodao:“xianzaiguanggaoziyuandoupaidehenman,danwoyebushibunengjinixiangxiangbanfa,jianfengchazhendianpaidianziyuan。buguozheixieshiqing,jiubuyongnilaoxinfeilile,wohenishenbiandezheiweixiaojietanjiuxing。”

yuchitingzhifanyue,yanshenwangtaxiabianyipie,yinyangguaiqidao:“tanshenme?tanzenmejianfengchazhen?”

shuowanyebudenghuihua,zhijielazhexiaoyijinledianshitai。

dengsunxifanyingguolaiyuchijiujingshishenmeyisi,qidebaotiaorulei。

eryuchicishi,yijinglaidaoletademudedi——

liaohaishengdianshitaideshaoerpindaofentai。

hezhutaiyijiqitafentaidehonghuodeshoushilvbutong,shaoerpindaodeshoushilvzhinengyongyipiancandanlaixingrong。

有多惨淡呢?

zheigeshijiededianshitaiyougebuchengwendeguiding,shoushilvyuegaodefentai,zaidianshitaidaloudecengshujiuyuegao。

liaohaidianshidaloudedingceng,youshengweishipindaoxiongjuqizhong。

congshangwangxia,zeshiwenyipindao,doushipindaodengdeng。

erliaohaishaoerpindao,yijingcandandaozhinengdaizaidixiayiceng!

zaidianshitai,shoushilvheyuangongdegongzizhijieguagou。

zhengyinruci,liaohaishaoerpindaodeyuangongshouruyedoupubianbugao。

zaijiashangtamenzhinengzaidixiayicenggongzuo,changnianjianbudaotaiyang,yigegekanshangquliansecanbai,jingshenweimi。

menkouchuxuanguazheyikuaidabaiban,shangmianxiezhe“juliquanguodonghuaduanpiandasaitougaojiezhihaiyou46tian!”

zaibaibanpangbian,yigelingdaomoyangderenzhengyoujiyounaodixunhua。

“zheigedonghuaduanpiandasaishifenzhongyao,tailiyefeichangzhongshi,keshinimenxianzaiyoushenmegongzuojinduma?”

“nimenzuidadegongzuojindu,jiushizuolefenppt!”

“nizhibuzhidao,ruguowomenshaoerpindaojinnianhaibunengnachudianxiangyangdechengji,shangmianhenyoukenengyaobawomengenqitapindaohebingle!”

beixunhuadedaomeidanhuzilachade,lianshanghaidingzhelianggeshuodadeheiyanquan,zhenggerenhenbudezailianshangxieyige“can”zi!

xianran,taxianshibeidonghuaduanpiandasaigaodejiaotoulane,rujinyoubeipenlegegouxuelintou。

zheijiahuoyuguangjiandaoyuchihexiaoyijinlai,dunshigenkandaojiuxingside,lianmangshuodao:“taizhang,donghuaduanpiandasaideshidengxiazaishuo,woxianqujiedaiyixiatamen!”

jiezhetataomingsidelaidaoliangrengenqian,yinqindao:“nimenyoushenmeshima?”

yuchikanleyiyantadegongzuopai,shangmianxiezhe“shaoerpindaozongjianmengzhangqing”。

tagenmengzhangqingwolewoshou,xiaodao:“womenshilaitoufanggancuimianguanggaode。”

mengzhangqingyitingzheihua,jidongdichadianmeidangchangjiyuchijuyigong!

他的日子苦啊!

liaohaizheimeduofentai,qitataishoushilvgao,kaozheguanggaoshourutiantiandakouchirou。

shaoerpindaozeluopodaolianxibeifengdoukuaihebuqile。

deyiyuyouxiudebanquanbaohu,dajiadechuangzuoreqinggaozhang。

danzhuanmenjishaonianertongchuangzuodezuopinquehenshao,donghuapianjiugengshao。

shaodaolianyigeshengdeshaoerpindao,douzhinengbuduanxunhuanbofangyouxiandejibujingdiandonghua。

shangmiandaoshixiangjiezhedonghuaduanpiandasainachudianchengjilai,dantalianxilehaoduojiadonghuagongzuoshi,faxianzheixiegongzuoshiyaomebukaopu,yaomebaojiaqigao。

mengzhangqingzhengbeizheijianshizhemodebuxing,zhengxiangzhezenmezhaogejihuirangzijimangqilai,bazheijianshishuaichuquni。

余炽正好就上门了!

xiangdaozheili,mengzhangqingzhijieqiangleguanggaojingyingbudehuo,taochufeiyongbiaodijiyuchi,reqingdijieshaoqilai:“womendehuangjinshiduantebiebianyi,15miaoguanggaodekanlijiagehaibudaoliuqian。”

“buyongdanxinjiagewenti,womenkeyijinindazhe!”

yuchikanleyanfeiyongbiao,xinlipansuanqilai。

taxianglexiang,shuodao:“wozhunbeizaixiawusidiandaoliudianzheigeshiduan,jizhongbofangwomendegancuimianguanggao。”

zheiyangyisuan,zijimeitianyaotaodeguanggaofeizhiyouliangwanduoyidian。

ruguozaidagezhe,yigeyuexialaigujiyejiuliushiwan。

tingwanyuchidehua,mengzhangqingdunshiyileng。

takanleyiyanyuchi,juedezheihuoduobanshigebudongxingde。

mengzhangqingbuxiangkengren,tayouyuleyihuier,haishijieshidao:“zheigeshiduan……shuoshihuashigelajishiduan,toufangguanggaodexiaoguokongpa……。

yuchibailebaishou,chenshengdao:“ruguozheigelajishiduandesuoyouguanggaodoushiwode,neitajiushihuangjinshiduandehuangjinguanggao!”