第001章 我老爸穿越了

“我曹你大爷!”

zhaolindonghenhenzaiweixinshangqiaochuyixingzi,ranhoufasonglechuqu。

erduimiannicheng,xianshidejingranshi:laoba!

yuanyinhenjiandan,bangeyueqian,fuqinbingshi,shizijiqinzichulidehoushi,qinyankanzhelaobadeshitibeifenhua。

erjintianshangwuzaijiadasaowanweisheng,zuoxiaxiuxiyihui,meixiangdaojiushoudaolelaobadeweixin。

zheimingxianjiushipianzi,daoqulelaobadeweixinhao,ranhouzhapian,danduifangkenengxiangbudao,zheigeweixinhaodezhurenyijingsile。

“wozhendeshiniba,womeisi,wochuanyuele,wozhidaozheihennanrangrenxiangxin,danzheidoushizhende。”

zhaolindongheheyixiao,“nijiwojixubian。”

suihouzaipingmushangqiaochuyixingzi,“shibushixiayijujiushixianzaidaliangbaikuaiqianguolai,daiwohuiguidiqiu,dainiyiqixiuxian,yitonghonghuang。”

“zhaoergou,nizenmenengzheimexiangnibani。”

zhaolindongyileng,ergouzheigebiehaoshizailaojiashihoudechenghu,laidaochengshijiuzaiyemeiyongguole,yemeirenzhidao,pianzishizenmezhidaode?

莫非是熟人?

“nidaodishishei?zaibushuoshihua,wokebaojingle。”

“wozhendeshiniba,nizenmecainengxiangxinni。”

zheirendaoqulelaobadeweixin,haiyonglaixingpian,zheiyijingchufanletadedaji,zhenxianggezhepingmujitayidaoguoqu。

zhaolindongyanshenturanyinanjifen,zuijiaogengshigouchuyigecanrendexiaorong。

ranhoubazheiliangnianshoujidaodesuoyoubiaoqingbaoquanbufasongleguoqu。

laileyibokanbihedandehongzha。

叮咚!

yigewenjianfasongleguolai。

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wocaibuhuishangdang,zheikendingshibingduwenjian,yidandianji,zhanghaomashangjiuhuibeidaoqu,ranhouzijiqianghongbaocaicunxiadeyibaiduojukuan,mashangjiuhuizhuandaopianzishouzhong。

zhaolindongxiangzhe,bianyaobazheigewenjianshanchu。

keshouzhigangfangdaowenjianshang,wenjianjingranzidongdakaile,zhaolindongkandaoyidaojinguangcongpingmulishifangchulai,jinjiezheyigudianliushunzheshouzhijinrutadeshenti,shunjianxijuanquanshen。

zhaolindongzaiganjuedaoyizhensuanshuangguohou,bianhunmileguoqu。

yiguxiongyongruchaoshuideliliangzhichongtadelinghun,qizhongbaohanlegezhongzhishi,yidaoxianshu,xiuxingfajue,gezhongrenshengjingli,jianzhijiushiyichangzhuangliwubidedadianying。

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,zhaolindongyouyouxinglai,daliangyixiazhouwei,yinggaishizaiyiyuanlimian,ershenshangchazhezhenguan,zhengzaishuye。

“qindage,tazenmeyangle?”

“shentimeishoushenmeshang,dannaozikenengchuleyidianwenti,yexuxingbuguolaile。”

bingfangmenwaidetanhua,zhaolindongtangzaibingchuangshangtingdeqingqingchuchu。

“woyijingshilegezhongfangfa,doumeibanfahuanxingta,erqietashenwuzhangchu,jiushifeirenyige,niduitayijinggouhaole。”qinmingwenshuozhe,yibazhuazhuliqianxundeshou,“qianxun,woduinidexinyi,ninandaobumingbaima?”

啪!

bingfangdemenmengdedakai,zhaolindongwanhaowusundezhanzaimenkou,shuangyankanzhejinwozaiyiqideshou,ganhuozhijieshangtou。

“qinshou,fangkaiwolaopo!”

fennuzhixia,zhaolindongyibatiqiqinmingwendeyiling,ranhouzhijierengchuqusansimiyuan。

“zhaolindong!”liqianxunyeshinule。

“qindagekeshijiangchengzuiyoumingdeyisheng,yaobushitaxiangjiu,nixianzaihaizaibingchuangshangtangzheni,nizenmenengchushoudarenni。”

zhaolindongyishenglengxiao,“zuiyoumingdeyisheng?buguoyongyieryi,wobuguoshuiyijue,jiushuowoyibeizidouxingbuguolai,nishixiwangwoxingbuguolaiba。”

“shuiyijue?”liqianxunturanjuedeyoudianhaoxiao,“nizhidaonizheiyijueshuileduojiuma?zhengzhengsantian,jiaonichongdiandeshihoubiewanshouji,beidianyunleguoqu,yaobushihuijiafaxianleni,nizaojianmaliequle。”

santian?zhaolindongzhiganjuemengzhongguoquleyishunjianeryi,meixiangdaozheimezhangdeshijian。

“haibukuaijiqindagedaoqian。”liqianxunshuodao。

“suanle,nengxinglaiyesuanshihaoshi,wobugentayibanjianshi,fanzhengtayebudonglishu。”qinmingwenguzuodadudeshuodao。

“qinyisheng,buhaole,biyuanjituandegongzhubingyoufufale,yuanzhangqingnimashangguoqu。”yigehushihuanghuangzhangzhangpaoleguolai,jiqiedeshuodao。

qinmingwentingwanlianseyibian,neikeshibiyuanjituandegongzhu,zheishiguanqiantuhemingyu,bugandange,shuaizhebangzijiupaoleguoqu。

“nidaodizenmehuishi?”liqianxunwendao。

nandaotachajuedaoshenmele?zhaolindongyanzhuziyizhuan,shuodao:“womenheyuejiehundeshihou,shuodeqingqingchuchu,nijiwoqianyonglaijiwobazhibing,erwodangnidedangjianpai,ganggangneigeqinmingwenbaimingzhannibianyi,wozheigedangjianpainengxiushoupangguanma?”

liqianxunyishuangdayanjingyizhabuzhadedingzhezhaolindongbantian,caishuodao:“nijiusilexinba,nibushiwoxihuandexinghao。”

zhaolindongyizheng,zheiguniangnaohuiluyetaizhangtaiwanleba,zheixiangnaliqule。

liangrenlaidaolouxia,zhengzhunbeihuijia。

yiliangtuichecongyiyuanlichulai,shangmiantangzheyimingshaonv,miansehuibai,haowuxuese。

“yiqunyongyi,wonverbuguoshiyigexiaoganmao,jingranbeinimenzhichenglebuzhizhizheng,mashangzhuanyuan,qushengcheng,yaowonveryoubanfenshanshi,nimenzheijiayiyuanyebiexiangkaixiaqule。”

yigezhongniannanren,yiliandejiaoji,kuaibuzoulechulai。

ertahoumiangenzhedejingranshiyiyuandezhengfuyuanzhang,yijigekezhuren,haiyoujiweizhuanjiamingyi,qinmingwenyezai。

“chuzong,shiwomenshiwu,gangkaishiqueshishiputongfashaoganmao,dayidiaozhenjiukeyile。”

“womenmeixiangdaotahaiyouyinxingjibing,chuzong,wojianyininzhijiesongdaoyanjingqu,zheikebunengdangele。”

“erqie,zheizhongjibingwomenwensuoweiwen,lianjiluzhongdoumeiyouzheizhongbingqing,womenshizhendemeibanfa,haiqingchuzongxiaoxiaoqi。”

chuhonghuishenshentuchuyikouqi,naqishoujidaleyigedianhua,“mashangjiwobaoyijiafeiji,zuikuaiquyanjingde,nimenjigegenwoyiqiqu,yidingyaowenzhuwonverdebingqing。”

“dengyixia!”zhaolindongturanzhanlechulai。

“nishishenmeren?”chuhonghuiwendao。

“nengjiuninverderen。”zhaolindonghuidao。

“nishenmeyisi?nandaoniyeshiyisheng?zheimeduozhuanjiamingyidouyidianbanfadoumeiyou,nipingshenmeshuonengjiuwonver。”chuhonghuibijingshijianguodashimianderen,jiusuancishi,yemeihuangshenluantouyi。

“chuzong,nikaiwanxiaole,tabushishenmeyisheng,ershibingren,hunmilesantian,caigangxinglai,kenengdianhuailenaozi,jiuaishuoxiahua。”qinmingwenchulaijieshidao。

liqianxunyezouleguolai,“chuzong,buhaoyisi,woshilanshangongsideliqianxun,zheishiwozhangfu,ganggangtaluanshuode,ninqianwanbiewangxinliqu。”

zhaolindongfanleyigebaiyan,zheiqinmingwenchulaizhaozijimafanyejiusuanle,laopozheigebozhouzenlaoshixiangwaiguai。

“chuzong,chezhunbeihaole,yiqiejijiuyiliaoshebeiyedouzhunbeihaole,xianzaichufa,wanshangyinggaijiunengdaoyanjing。”yimingshuxiashuodao。

“tachengbudaoneigeshihou,tazuiduohainengchengwugexiaoshi,yaonizhiyisongwangyanjing,neijiushidengyudaininverqusongsi。”zhaolindongshuodao。

renmingguantian,suiranhezijihaowuguanxi,danyebuyuankandaoyitiaonianqingdeshengmingzaizijimianqianyunluo,tebieshizijiwanquankeyizhihaotadeqingkuangxia。

zhaolindongzheicaichuyanxiangquan。

“zhaolindong,nijingranganzuzhouchujiaxiaojie,nidaodiandeshenmexin,womenyouzheimehaodeyiliaoshebei,haiyouzheimeduozhuanjiamingyi,nandaohaiburuni。”qinmingwenlengshengshuodao。

qiyuzhuanjiamingyiyeshiyishenglengheng,gegebiaodalezijidebuman。

zhaolindongyeshiyishenglengxiao,“jirannimenyouzheimehaodetiaojian,weishenmehaiyaokuayuebangehuaxia,songdaoyanjingqu?”

“ni......”qinmingwenyiduirenbeiduideyakouwuyan,queshishimeibanfale,caituijiantamenquyanjing。

zheiyijinggoudiurendele,meixiangdaobeizhaolindongdangzhongtilechulai。

“goule!”chuhonghuiyishengzhahe,quanchanganjing,“woyijingjuedingle,quyanjing!wozongbunengbanverdexingmingduzaiyigechihequankaolaopodenanrenshenshangba。”

“ruguonimenzhiyiyaoquyanjing,woyemeibanfa,danwokeyigaosunimen,buchubangexiaoshi,bingrenhuicongkoubixianchuxue,ranhouzaishiyaner,huxishiyoushiwu,shentihulenghure,buchuwugexiaoshi,biranbaobi!”

zhaolindongyanjinruci,xinbuxinyoutamenzijijueding,lashangliqianxunjiuzoule。

zhunquedeshuoshibeiliqianxunlazoule。

“niyoubudongyishu,niluanshuoshenme,wanyichuleyidianshenmeyiwai,baguotuinishenshang,lianwohegongsiyegenzheshouqianlian。”liqianxunzeguaidao。

zhaolindongyixiao,“womendayigedu。”

“什么?”

“buchuwugexiaoshi,neiqunrenhuixiangsunziyiyanglaiqiuwo。”zhaolindongyouyizhongmizhizixin。