“daye，bieyanle，wokannichuanzhezheimetimian，zenmeye……”
“噗！！”
yangchenmeiyoushangqian，ershiduizheiweiyipengjiudaodedayetucaoqilai。
话还没说完。
tajiujianzhedayesizhichouchu，xiangshibeichuledianyiban，zuilihaiyoubaisepaomoyichu。
buxiangshi……jiuzheibingzheng，shigaoxueyayinfadenaochuxuea！
“nianqingren，nitanshangshile。”
“suannidaomei，zouluyebukanzhedian，zhuangsheiyebunengzhuanglaotoua。”
“womingmingkandaoshizheilaotou……”
“……”
minzhengjudemenkou，shishangbanshijian，jinjinchuchujiehelidenannvmen，kandaozheiyimuhou，doushuochuzijidelichang。
“shenshangmeizhen……suanle，xianqiangjiuhuilaiba。”
yangchenmeilihuilurendeyilun，zaibucaiqujiuzhi，qingzeyinfapiantan，zhongze……
tazoushangqian，fushenxiaqujinxingzhiliao。
“yeye，yeye，nizheishizenmele？”
yuanchupaoguolaiyigechuanzheguangxianjinglidenvhai，kandaodishangtangzhederen，shishengdajiaodao：“woyeyeganghewozaiyiqihaohaode，woyibuliushenmeikanzhuta，tazenmejiubianchengzheiyanglea！”
“chouxiaozi，wozhoujiagennishenmechoushenmeyuan？nishizenmebawoyeyehaichengzheiyangde，nixianzaiyouyaoganma？”
zhoulinganzhidaoyeyedexueyayizhibuwending，jianyeyetiantianmenzaijiaxiangzhepeitachulaisansanxin。
sheinengxiangdao，yizhayangongfu，yeyejiubianchengzheiyangle。
yaoshiyougewanyi，tazenmegenjialirenjiaodaia！talianmangshangqian，xiangzheyibajiangyangchenlakai。
“buxiangniyeyesi，jiuyibiandaizhe！”
“你！！”
“闭嘴！”
yangchenmeishijianhuitougenzhoulinganlilun。
shoushangmeiyouyinzhen，wufashizhen，zhinengyongzuiduandeshijianjiangdayejiuxingzaishuo，daoshihoushisheipengsheideci，ziyoudinglun。
三分钟过后。
yangchendeshuangshoushouhui，kandaozhoudaguangmanmanzhengkaishuangyan，zheicaisonglekouqi。
“安安。”
“yeye，wozai，wozaini，nizenmeyanga？”
zhoulingantingdaoyeyeqiaocuiyishenghan，zhijiejiupudaozhoudaguangdeshenqian，yanleibitiyidaba。
“wohaoduole，naodaimeiyouneimeyunyunchenchenle。”zhoudaguangqinghuzheqi，kanxiangleyangchen：“xiaohuozi，shini……”
“yeye，shitabanizhuangdaode。”
zhoulinganmoquyanjiaodelei，zhengshizheyangchen：“woyijingpaixiarenkaicheguolai，nizuihaoshixiwangwoyeyemeidaai，yaoburan，nanidimingdousuanbianyinile！”
jiangdongzhoujiasuisuanbushangdingjihaomen，danzaijiangdongyeshipoyoudiwei，yijiazhizhudaodibuqi，duiyuzhoujiakeweishimiedingzhizaia！
“anan，niwuhuizheiweixiaohuozile，shiyeyezhuangdaoleta，shentibenjiubushufu，guaibudeta。”
“haishilaodayenikaiming……”
“neiyeshitadangdedaoa，tayaobuchuxian，yeyezenmehuizhuangdaota！”
zhoulingandaduanyangchen，jianzhezhoujiadechezishileguolai，mingrenfuqiyeyehou，duiyangchenshuodao：“nigenwohuitangzhoujia，quedingwuaifangkelikai！”
“胡搅蛮缠！”
yangchenzhenshifule，laotoushuoguo，shanxiadenvrenshilaohuyidianyemeicuo！
linxiaorouyehao，zhoulinganyeba，mingmingcuole，haisiburencuo！
tabeizhoujiajigexiarenweizhe，yaotoudao：“jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu，balebale……”
……
这边。
linxiaorouhuidaogongsi，liangyanrushenbandekanzhezhuoshangzheibenhongtongtongdejiehunzheng，naoziliyipiankongbai。
“铃铃铃”
电话响起。
tajianshilaomalinyuxiudaguolaide：“ma，lianniyecuiwo？lingle，woyijinglingzhengle！nimendoumanyileba！”
“a？shenme？dabohedashen……shenmeshihougenzhoujiarenjieshangchoulea？”
linjiadeshengyi，quankaolinxiaorouyigerenchengzhe，taduidabohedashentailejiele，zhengriyoushouhaoxian，gaobuchengdibujiu，yeyechangzaizuibianniantao，chizaojiuyaochushi。
zheixiahaole，zhijiedezuilezhoujia，jiusuanlaomadazheigedianhua，tayemeizhea！
“xiaorou，xushaoyebushizaizhuiqiunima？nijitadagedianhua，wenwenzheishinengbunengban。”linyuxiuzaidianhualizhiyandao：“zhiyaotanengshuoshanghua，rangnidabodashenpinganhuilai，zaimazhei，shenmedouhaoshuo。”
“妈……”
linxiaoroumeitouyining，tingzhedianhuachuanlailemangyin。
taduixulang，tanbushangxihuan，duifanggongshibujian，yiweidetaohaoziji，xianzaidoushijiehunderenle。
唉……
linxiaoroujiujiexujiuhou，nachushoujijixulangfaletiaoxiaoxi。
……
“轰兹”
“ba，duojiaojigerenchulai！”
“zhongyiqinglailemeiyou，xianzaijiujiyeyezhenduanyixia。”
周家大门。
zhoulinganmeidengchetingwen，tuikaichementiaolexialaianpaizhe：“qingzhedian，xiaoxinzhedian，biezairangyeyeshuaizhele。”
“buyongle，wohaoduole。”
zhoudaguangjujuezhe，danhaishibeijialidexiarenxiaoxinyiyidefujinlewu。
“daxiaojie，laoyezaixixiangfangchulidianshi，wolaifuzhelaotaiye。”guanjiadaizheyiweitizheyiyaoxiangdezhongyiganlechulai，minglingdao：“wuzhongyi，kuaijilaotaiyekankan，wuzhongyi？wuzhongyi？？”
“神医啊！！”
“yitianzhineilianjianliangci，zheideduoyouyuana！”
zhijianwuzhongyidingzhuleshen，muguangchaozhecheshangxialaideyangchenyishengkuangjiao！
dangxia，suoyoudemuguang，dousuizheyitongwangqu！
“wojiushuoma，zhoulaotaiyexueyayizhibuwen，turanyishuai，zuishaoyedepiantan，xianzaiyidianshimeiyou，woganghaizaishuoshiqiji。”
“yuanlai，yuanlaishishenyijiulezhoulaotaiyea！”
wuzhongyijingtanzhe，zhixiangyangchenjixushuodao：“jintianzailinjia，jiushitayongleqimiaodezhenfa，rangbingrenqisihuishengde，zheimejingzhandeyishu，shijianhanyoua！”
“是你啊……”
yangchendandanyixiao，yuanlaikeyizheimeqiao。
longzhongjieshaozijide，jingshizailinjiajilinzhangyuanzhibingdeneiweilaozhongyi。
youletadezhengming，yangchenhaoxiangshengqulehenduodaogongxu。
cishizaikanzhoudaguang，zhoulingantamendebiaoqing，xiangshiduiyangchenyouyoulexindedingwei。
“xiaohuozi，yuanlainizheimelihaia，wozhoudaguangshijingle，jintianyaobushini，wokeneng……”
“nei，nei……neiyebugaidangdaoa，yeyebuzhuangdao，jiubuhuifanbinglebushi。”
“anan，budewuli！”
zhoudaguanghechilesunnv，tanengcongwuzhongyikouzhongtingdechulai，yanqianzheiweishaonian，keshiweishenrena！
benshen，shizhoudaguangxueyayigao，zhuangdaoleyangchencaishuaidao，mingdoushirenjiajiude，sunnvquebuyibunao。
还不知错！
“来都来了。”
yangchenzuijiaoyimin，shenshoushuodao：“nazhenlaiba。”
“youyouyou，wozheijiujishenyinazhen！nengjishenyidadaxiashou，wowumourenzheibeizimeibaihuo！”
“xiaohuozi，neiwomenwuliqingba。”
“请，快请！！”