第二章
「haohao，wohuayiwankuaitinimailegepianfang，zheiciniyidingnengchengweitianxiadiyishuaigeyingqubaifumei，rangwodangshanghaomenpopo。」
womayihuilaijiupobujidaigaosuwogezheigehaoxiaoxi。
wogetingdaohou，beifeiroujichengyitiaofengdeshuangyanfanzhejingguang，yongliyaohuangwomadegebo，「shenmepianfang，kuaishuo！」
「hexue，wosiduitoudeerzishigechaojichounan，genniyiyangmanliandou，shenghedongwudexuehoubianchengleshilibaxiangzuishuaidenanwa，qianbujiuhaiquleyigeqianjin**huijia，wosiduitouyizhigenwoxuanyaotaerxineiyigeyidejiazhuang，woqiuletahenjiu，hualeyiwankuaitacaikengaosuwozheigepianfang。」
wogetinglehouhuxidouzhongle，cuicudao：「neihaidengshenme，kuaidianshazhijifangxuejiwohe，woyidinghuibianshuaiyingqubaifumei，zouxiangrenshengdianfeng！」
wogeweilebianshuaiyijingmozheng，zheimelipudepianfangtaxiangdoumeixiangjiuxiangxinle。
tashigebiaozhundedapangzi，shengaoyimiqi，tizhong210，lianshanghaizhangmanledoudou，naihexinbitiangao，yizhijuedezijishitianxuanzhizi，dengtanixichenggonghouyidinghuichengweishijieshoufu。
womayejuedezijierziyidengyidehao，qubudaolaoposhineixieguniangmeiyanguang，dengtaerzibianshuaihou，yidingyaorangneixiexianqizijierziderenguizaidishangdaoqian。
tamenchangshilexuduojianfeibianshuaidefangfa，doumeiyouxiaoguo，wogefaneryuelaiyuepang，lianshangdedoudouyuelaiyueduo，danyijiubukenfangqixunzhaobianshuaizhifa。
tamenzhiqianxiangguoyaoquzhengrong，kandaoneixieshibaianlihoujiudaxiaolezheigeniantou，jiangxiwangjituozaigaorendepianfangshang。
woshizaikanbuxiaqule，haoxintixing，「ge，shengjixuelimianyoujishengchong，zhijieshengherongyiganran，biemeibianshuaifanerluodeyishenbing。」
wogeniutouehenhendenglewoyiyan，「bizui，zaishuolaozidasini。」
womagengshiyonglidaleyibazhangwodezui，「bishangnidechouzui，zaiduoshuoyiju，wosilannidezui。」
liangyannanquangaisidegui，fanzhengzuihouzishieguodeyeshitamen。
「ma，biegentafeihua，kuaidianqushajia，nihaixiangbuxiangdanghaomenpopole？」
wogezuozaishafashangchilatiao，zhihuiwomaquzuoshi。
womameiyoubandianyuanyan，maliuquzhuojile。
womahuilaidesuduhenkuai，tachongnididuiwogeshuo：「haohao，neirenshuoyuexinxiandexuexiaoguoyuehao，daihuierwobajijugao，nijiuzhangkouhexuea。」
ranhoujiukanjianwomafeikuaimolejibozi，wogezhangkaitadexuependakouhexue。
tatunyandedongzuoyijixuejiandaotalianshangdehuamianrangwoshenglibushi。
wogehewanhouhaizabazabazui，zuibianhaicanliuzhexue，jiashangtaneizhanglian，kanqilaigenyeshoumeishenmequbie。
「ma，zenmeyang？woyoumeiyoubianshuaiyidian？」
wogehewanhoujiupobujidaixunwenxiaoguo。
我直接翻了个白眼。
「haohao，nideliansehaoxianghongrunlexie，kanqilaishuailebushao。」
我：......
「我觉得也是。」
wogezhaojingzishuolezheimeyiju。
zheiliangrenzhenshiyigeganshuoyigeganxin。
xianbushuozheibanfagenbenmeiyouyong，jiusuanyouyongyebukenengyimiaoqixiao。
congzheitianqi，wogemeitiandouyaoheyicixue，jialidejishawanle，womabushederangwogehewaimianneixiesiliaojixue，jiurangwogeshengheyaxue。
yigeyuehou，jialineixiejiyaedexuequandoujinlewogedezui。
wogechenglecitizhong，faxiantashouleshiwujinhoujiugengjiaquedingzheigebanfayouxiao，jiuyizhicuizhewomajitahexue。
bierenbuzhidao，woquemingbaitaweishenmehuishou。
zhiqianwogepangshiyinweitameitiandouchijipandafeirou，youbuaiyundong，zheixiedongwudexuehenxing，wogehewanhoujiumeiyoushiyuzaichibiededongxi，haizongladuzi，bushouneicaiyougui。
wokanleneimeduoshiqingwen，shenzhiyidanguoduojieruqipajiarenxingwei，zuihouchuleshenmewenti，wofeisijishang，suoyiwobikoubuyan。
jialiyangdedongwudoubeiwogehuohuowan，weilebianshuai，tadingshanglelinjujiadeniuyangzhu，gengemoguiyiyang，meitianrangwomatoumozaineixiedongwushenshanghuayigekou，jiewanyiwanxuejiujitamenshangyaozhixue。
beilinjufaxianhou，womayikouyaodingshi**de。