1、我爹是阎王?

lingfenghenyumen,tachulesanniandenvpengyougenbierenpaole,suiranneijiahuozhangdegenzhubajieside,chengjiyelandaojidian,ketaqueshigefuerdai,laodieshiyigeshangshigongsidelaozong,yibiyezongjinglizhiweijiudengzhetale。

lingfengjiusuanshifendouyibeizi,kongpalianbierendebeiyingdoumobudao。

zheijiushiminga!zijizaiqinfen、zainuliyeburubierentanshangyigehaodie。

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“xiongdi,nixiangzhaoyigeniubidediema?”

“nagewangbadanganxiaoqianwo?jiwochulai!”cikelingfengzhengzaiqitoushang,tadangjipokoudama。

ranhoushizhuannianyixiang,buduiya,zijizheichuzuwujiutayiren,nalihuiyouqitaren!

gujishizijixiangtaiduochuxianhuanjuele。

kezheigeniantougangshanguo,turanneigeshengyinzaidudao:“xiongdi,womeipianni,yanwanglaoyezhengzaizhaoyizijianglaijietadeban,wokannizhengheshi,xianglaiwenwennideyijian。”

lingfengyixiazilengzhule,taquexinzijibushihuanting,yinweijiuzaizheishi,turanmianqianchuxianleyigelansepingmu,shangmianheranchuxianlezijidexinxi。

“lingfeng,yinnianyinyueyinriyinshishengren,tianshenggendifuyouyuan,ruorenyanwangyedanggandiehou,huiyougezhonghaochu……”

zhongzhonghaochu,yigongxieleshibakuan,meiyikuanlingfengdoukandexinchaopengpai。

erjiuzaizuixiamian,chuxianlelianggexuanxiang,tongyiorbutongyi。

lingfengyipainaodai,niangde,fanzhengzijicongxiaojiushigeguer,nengrenyanwangyedangdie,zheiyangdehaoshikongpababainiandounanyu。

dangxia,lingfengnaoziyire,dianjiletongyi。

henkuai,pingmushangchuxianlelingfenggengjiaxiangxideziliao。

lingfengmuqianshili:sandengcanfei

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nvrenyuan:guanggunjieshouxidaibiao

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kandaozijideziliao,lingfengchadianmeituxue。

buguopingmuxiamianhenkuaichuxianleyiduandouyin:xiaozi,woshinidie,biehuixin,bieguanxianzai,yaoxiangjianglai,haohaozairenjianlilian,jianglainijiushiyinyangliangjieshouxikangbazi。

huayuzuimohaidashanglesangenulidebiaoqingbao。

lingfenglimadiandiantou,xinshuolaodienihaochaoa。

douyinjieshu,xiamianhenkuaiyouchuxianleyiduanhua:wanzhanggaoloupingdiqi,suiranninshiyanwangdeganerzi,danyeyaocongdifuxiaozhiweikaishizuoqi,xianguanliyigebanjideshengsishanekaishiba,shaonian。

xiamianheranyouchuxiantongyiorbutongyilianggexuanxiang。

zijibijingshigexinren,yixiazirangtaguanlitaidadequyu,lingfenghaizhenyoudianzhaojiabuzhu,jirancongdicengzuocheng,yigebanjideguanligangganghao。

lingfengmeiyouduoxiang,limadianletongyi。

shunjian,pangbianyigewupinlanlichuxianyigexinshoujianmianli。

lingfengyoudianzui,zheijianzhikuaigendayouximeishenmequbiele,yanqianzheijiushixitongjiangshen,buguobuzhidaozheixinshoujianmianligaizenmeyong。

ranerlingfengzheigeniantoushanguodechanei,neigexinshoujianmianlilimachuxianzaizijishouli,dakaiyikanjuranshiyibenbobodi,leisilianxicedebenzi,buguoshangmianheranxiezhesangedazi——shengsibu。

**le,zheixia**le!

lingfengyanlekoukoushui,limadakaishengsibu,shangmianzhengzhengqiqixiezhesishijiugebanjichengyuandexiangxiziliao,zheixieziliaojizailemeigetongxuedeshouming、fubao、yunshi,haiyouxingdeshanhezuodee。

lingfenglimahaoqifankaishengsibu,buguojiuzaitajinjinyouweikandeshihou,turanshengsibutiaochuyixinghongzi,leisijingbaosidezitihaiyishanyishan。

“jinwanbanjiyouyichengyuanjiangyiwaisiwang,qingzuohaozhuahunpoxiadifudezhunbei!”

lingfengyileng,lenghanyixiazimaolexialai,banjidechengyuankedoushizhengzhiqingchunhuajideshaonanshaonv,siwangzheigehuatixianranlitamentaiyuanle。

lingfengmangdianjinquchakan,zheikebuchabuyaojin,yichazaiduhetayitiao。

“wangzhesuqing,jinwanshidian,siyujiansha,didianjixiangjiedisangehonglvdengzuobianxiaoshulin。”

lingfengyixiaziyouxiebuzhisuocuo,suqingkeshibanzhongdebanhua,zhangdegewaitianmei,banzhonghenduorenanlianta,lingfengyebuliwai,suqingkeshitaxinzhongnvshen。

erqiesuqinghaihenshanliang,suiranjiazuxianhe,danyidianjiazidoumeiyou,jingchangbangzhutongxue。

cike,lingfengxinrudaojiao,taqinengyanzhengzhengkanzhesuqingsidiao,erqiehaisiyujiansha。

“woxianzaishiyanwangdeganerzi,nandaojiubunengjiutama?”lingfengtuokouerchudewendao。

lansepingmuweiweiyizheng,buguohenkuaishanguoyixingzi:qin,nixiangjiutakeyi,buguohuiyouyidingfengxian,yinweizheishigaibianyigerendemingyun。

“youfengxianpasha,zhiyaonengjiuta,yaowobantiaomingwojiuyuanyi!”lingfengnalihuiyouyouyu,suqingzaitaxinlidezhongyaoxingwurennengbi。

dangxia,lingfengjiukaishizhunbeijiurenjihua,suirantazhidaowanshanghuifashengmingan,kexianzaibaojingjingchajueduihuibatadangchengshenjingbing,yincitaxialeyigejingdideshengyin,youzaishichangshangmaileyigechaodadekuoyinqi,fangzailexiaoshulindeyinbichu,tongshidangtianyanmizhuyisuqingdedongxiang。

zheiyitiansuqinggenpingchangmeishenmefenbie,zhaochangshangxiake,kewanshangqushuoyaoqucanjiayigexiaojiemeidejuhui,erneigejuhuidedifangjiuzaijixiangjie。

siwangdemozhuayijingmanmanshenxiangsuqingle,kesuqingyidianyemeiyoufanying,erqiezheigeguochengzhonglingfengbenxiangzhongtulanjie,kemeicixiangchushouzongyaoshiqingqianbanta,xianranzheishengsimingyunbushizheimerongyinenggaidongde,yincitazhinengjiangxiwangdoufangzailezuihoudeguanjianjiedian。

shijianyifenyimiaodeguoqu,henkuaiyaolinjinshidianle。

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zhengdangzheishi,turanweixianchuxianle,buyuanchusangehunhuntoutougenleshanglai,tamenkanzhesuqingmanyanfangguang,dangxiakanzhesixiawuren,limachongshangquyibaconghoumianbaozhulesuqing,sangerennilawozhuai,zhijiejiangsuqingzhuairulexiaoshulin。

suqingxiangyaojiao,keshibeiqizhongyigehunhunwuzhulezui,genbenfabuchushengyin,lingyigehunhunzeganjincongkoudailinachuyibaofen。

weijishike,duozaianchudelingfenglimadahanleqilai:“jingchalaile,jingchalaile……”

suizhetadashengkuanghou,cierdejingdishenghuaguoyekong。

dangxia,sangehunhunlianselimabaile,tamenbuguodoushijianseqidaixindexiaohunhun,yagenbushishenmejiangyangdadao,danzibingbuda。

erqiezaizheiyangdejieguyanshang,turanjingdidazuo,tamenshunjiandouhedechadianguile。

yankanzhe,neisangehunhunyiliuyanquanmeiyingle,lingfengzheicaihuanlekouqi,yaozhidaotaxiangdezheiyizhaoyeshiyoufengxiande,buguotayirenzhilizhinengyizhiqusheng,buguoxinghaozuizhongsuqinghuojiu。

lingfengcalecahan,lianmangzoudaolesuqingshenbian,haihaohaihao,suqingmeiyoubei“qifu”。

kejiuzaizheishi,turansuqingyibazhuazhulelingfengdeshou。