第2章
【mianmian】：“baobao，nikuaipeiwoyiqimata！wuwu～”
linguanqihaichenjinzaifaxianwangliannvyouzhenshishenfenhoudezhenjingzhongwufazibani，duifangyoufalaileyitiaoxiaoxi。
kanzhe“baobao”neilianggezi，linguanqidenaohailixiayishidifuxianchuleganggangjiangmianqinneizhanglengdenengdongshangrendelian。
zheimekeaidetouxiang，zheimekeaideid，haiyouzheimeruanmengdeliaotianfangshi......
mianmianjiusuanbushikeaidexiaomengmei，yekeyizhishiyigeputongnvhaizia......
danshita......tazenmejiu......jiu......
linguanqishizaishiwufanaobuchucongjiangmianqinneizhanglengliankouzhonghanchu“baobao”lianggezishihoudetashigeshenmebiaoqing，erqie......
erqieyixiangdaozheisinianshijian，wangliannvyouzaishoujishangduitaneimeneimeduozhanrendeliaotianneirong......xianzaidairudaojiangmianqinshenshang......
“咦~！”
linguanqihededalegelengzhan,shoujidoubeihedediaodaolezhuozishang。
talimashuaileshuaitoubanaohailineixie“kepa”dehuamianpaodaolenaohou。
“laolinnizenmelelaolin？”shiyoukanzhelinguanqizheijianleguisidemoyang，youxiehaoqidiwenleyizui，“nizaigensheiliaotianni？”
“mei，meishi，nichifanba。”
linguanqiyaoleyaotou,shoujihaizaiyigejingxiang，quanshimianmianfalaidexiaoxi。
【mianmian】：“baobao，kuaibangwoyiqimata！”
【mianmian】：“baobaonizenmebuliwo？”
【mianmian】：“zaibuliwo，wojiuyaokulee！”
linguanqidiaozhenghaoqingxu，yaozhehoucaoya，yingzhetoupi，xiangwangchangliaotianyiyanghuidao：“baoer，duibuqi,ganggangwozaichifan，meikanshoujini。”
linguanqi：“zheinansheng，zenmezheimemeisuzhi......yaoshirangwojiandaota，wojiu......baobaonibienanguole......”
linguanqijinliangrangzijibuluchupozhan，danzijimazijihaishirangtaganjuehennanyiqichi——haozaizheizhishidazi,bushifayuyin。
dangchubuzhishiqingshi，tatongmaneige“meisuzhidejiahuo”keweizizizhuxin，rujinzhenxiangdabai，yishidaomadejingshiziji，qiaozaipingmushangdezijudunshishileqishi。
mianmianhelinguanqitucaodeyueduo，linguanqijiuyueshikeyikending，hezijiwangliandeneigenvshengjiushijiangmianqin，yinweimianmiankouzhongneigedisuzhinandesuozuosuowei，quandounengduiyingdaotadeshenshang。
haole，zheixiazhenmeipaole！
linguanqiyingzhetoupizaishoujishangba“ziji”tongmaleyibianguohou，mianmiandexinqinghaolebushao——congtafalaidekeaibiaoqingbaojiunengkanchulai。
helinguanqitucaowantaoyanderenhou，mianmianfalaileyige【xiaomaotietie】debiaoqing。
linguanqituranxiangdaoleyigeequweideshiqing，tadazihuidao：“wogennishuo，wotaoyandeneigechoupinvshengyeshimeisuzhi，tadoubuyongzhengyankanren，zhengtianzhuaidehaoxiangbierenqiantaqianyiyang！”
【mianmian】：“zheizhongpiqichadenvshengkendingyaoguayibeizide。budui！zheizhongnvshengjiuyinggaihewotaoyandeneigemeisuzhideelienanzaiyiqi，ranglaotianyebataliangcouyidui，ranhouhuxiangzhemoyibeizi！”
wangliannvyoulimabangzhelinguanqikaishitucaotakouzhongdeneige“meisuzhidenvren”。
“pu，hahaha......”
kanwanxiaoxidelinguanqimeibengzhu，zhijiexiaochulesheng。
zuozailinguanqiduimianzhuanxinganfandeshiyoukanzhechigefanshijizhongbiaoqingdelinguanqi，luchuledanyoudebiaoqingkanzheta，ranhouturanyansudeshuodao：“wobuguannishilanggeyaomoguiguai，ganjinconglaolindaoshenshangxialai，buranlaozimashanghandaozhanglaishouni！”
“......shenjingbing。”
linguanqiluchuleyigekanshazidebiaoqingkanzhezijidechunshiyou。
“ng，shuxideweidao，nishilaolinmeicuole。”beimadeshiyoumanyididianlediantou，“wohaiyiweinibeizangdongxifushenleni，nidaodizaihesheiliaotiana，zenmeyoukuyouxiaode？”
“xiaohaizibiewenneimeduo。”
yishibanhuilinguanqigenbenmeibanfaheshiyoujieshi。
jianlinguanqibuyuanyishuo，shiyouyeyudixiaozheshuo，“wodoubuyongcai，kendingyoushizaihenijianeigeshaoluobaobaoliaotianba？”
“gundan。”linguanqidengleshiyouyiyan，“shenmeshaoluobaobao，renjiazhishibijiaoyouqian，youbijiaozhanrendetianzhenxiaonvhai，zenmejiushaoluobaobaole。”
linguanqishuowanzheihuazhihou，naohailizaicifuxianchulejiangmianqindeshenying。
jiangmianqinjialifeichangyouqian，tajiashisunandiqushuyishuerdekejiqiye，kaoxinpianhezhinengzhizaofajia。
congxiaojinyiyushideshenghuorangtazidaigaoguiqizhi，jiashangtianshengpiaoliang，chengjiyouhao，zoudaonaerdoushizhongrenzhumudejiaodian。
zheiyangdetiaojian，dangxiaohuaqueshishishizhiminggui。
“zhuyaohaishiyouqianba，suoyinicaiherenjiawanglian？”shiyoudeshuohuashengranglinguanqihuiguoshenlai。
“fangpi，neishitazhudongjiwoshuade，bushiwoyaode！”linguanqijieshidao，“erqie，woduitadeqianmeixingqu，womenshilinghunbijiaoqihedebanlvhaoba。”
shuowanzheijuhua，linguanqizijidouyoudianbuxiangxinle。
nayourenwangluoshanglinghunqihe，xianshiqueshizhenfengxiangduileyizhengniandeyuanjiaa？
huashuohuilai，zijihezheiweijiangda**jiexialiangzi，jiushiyinweitazheigeshiyou！
zuozaitaduimiandezheigefaxinghenjingshendecuntouxiaohuomingzijiaozuoliunian。
dayigangkaixueneihuijunxundeshihou，liunianzheixiaozijiuwusedaoyigepiaoliangmeizi，taqiuzhelinguanqijizijisongqingshu，linguanqiyeshibeizheixiaozifanpale，yushijiudayingbangliuniansongqingshu。
jieguosaicuolebao，saidaolejiangmianqindebaoli，haozaitafaxiandejishi，zaijiangmianqinfaxianzhiqianjiubaneiqingshutoulehuilai，yuanbenzheishiqingjiugaizheiyangguoqulede，danpianpianzaitabarenjiadebaoheshangdeshihou，jiangmianqinzhuangjianleta，bingqiehaiwuhuitazaitoudongxi。
linguanqilimaxiangjieshi，quezaiqingjizhixiabuxiaoxinbajiangmianqinbaolideweishengjinjichechulaile——zheixiawuhuijiuzhendenaodale！
houlai，linguanqiyexiangguohenduobanfahejiangmianqinjieshizijibushixihuantoubierenweishengjindebiantai。
kejiangmianqinlengdexiangkuaibing，renpinglinguanqilazheliunianshuojinhaohua，tabujinwanquanbuxin、bukenyuanliang，shenzhilianjieshidoulandeting，shizhongbanzheneizhanglengbingbingdelian——haoxiangduisheidoushizheifushengrenwujindebiaoqing。
jiuyinweizheimeyigexiaowuhui，liangrenjiucijiexialiangzi，chengleyuanjia。
“duiduidui，queshishilinghunqihe，wangliansinian，meihufaguoyizhangzhaopian，yemeidaguoyigedianhua，ranhouzhijiebenxian，dage，nizhenniua！”
shiyouliuniandehuadaduanlelinguanqidehuiyile。
duifangshuqidamuzhikuazandao：“nijiubupaduimianshigeerbaijindekoujiaodahanma？zhiqiantajinisongneimeduoliwu，shuobudingjiushiweilezheicipiannichuquganiyaozini。”
“bizui，meiyouzheizhongkeneng！”linguanqijiaqiliunianwanlidetangculiji，saijinletadezuili，duzhuletadezuiba，“haohaochinidefanba，shaocaoxinwodeshiqing。”
“吧唧吧唧。”
liunianhulunchidiaoleneikuaitangculiji，ranhoutanqishuodao：“e^，laolin，nizenmejiuzhimibuwuni？nizijilengjingxiangxiang，zhanrenyoukeaidexiaonvhaihuizaixianshizhaobudaonanpengyouma？feiyaozaiwangshangwanglian？erqietadoubuzhidaonishuaibushuaijiuduinisixintadidehao？zheihelima？zheiyikanjiushiqueaidebiaoxian，shuobudingtashigeyouchouyoujiduandebingjiaoni，nixiaoxindian，zhenbenxianle，beizheizhongnvshengchanshangle，nijiuwandanle！”
“啧......”
tingzheliuniandehua，benlaijiuyouxiedanyoumingtianbenxianzheijianshidelinguanqi，xianzaixinligenghuangle。
xianshangdejiangmianqinhexianxiadejiangmianqinxinggefanchazheimeda......
tagaibuzhenyoushenmejingshenjibingba？
linguanqihuangdeyipi，jiuzaizheigeshihou，tadeshoujituranxiangqiledianhua。
kanzhelaidianxianshidemingzi，linguanqilimaqishen，zoudaocesuolijieqiledianhua。
“shaoye，ninyaodedongxiyijingzhunbeihaole，shenmeshihoujininsongguolai？”
“buyongle，wozijihuiqunaba。”
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